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Nora hollering:
alex when henry said ‘pretty’
Aunty Pezza
LMFAOOO yessss that was the exact face!!
Juniper:
HES BLUSHING GUYS OMG
fuckk offffff
🐝:
SO IS HENRYYY
i ran to check
Baby 💩:
Shut up, Bea
Nora hollering:
i got another one!
Juniper:
shareeeee
🐝:
shareeee
nora go to sleep pls
Nora hollering:
im not henry to listen to you
🐝:
why are you that red henryyyy
Aunty Pezza:
hazzaaaa
Juniper:
alexxxxx
🐝:
nora share it fast he's kicking me
Nora hollering:
8 y/o henry seeing brat alex
Juniper:
LMFAOOOOO
🐝:
Omfg
LORD OF GAY AWAKENING 👑
Aunty Pezza:
im officially dead!
Baby 💩:
I was A CHILD!!!!!!
didn't you say "I have been gay as maypole since I came out of mum" to Philip LAST WEEK???
Aunty Pezza:
Juniper:
CRYING
Baby 💩:
I hate you all so much
🐝:
🎶 he's blushing agaaaiiinnnn 🎶
Baby 💩:
You're the worst.
Nora hollering:
ive got another!
Juniper:
Nora:
Aunty Pezza:
nora our very own dj khaled 💀
i beg thee to stoppp
Nora hollering:
again, i'm not henry for that
Juniper:
NORAAA
🐝:
NOOORRAAAA
NORA SHUT UP!!!
🐝:
he's so red guys
oww
Baby 💩:
You deserve that.
Nora hollering:
okay whos ready
not me
Aunty Pezza:
meee
Nora hollering:
yeah that'd do
henry if he saw alex argue with a candelabra that one time
i know it happened alex, do not argue in vain I SAW
and I know arguing is yalls foreplay
Baby 💩:
…
Juniper:
lmfaooo that sounds like them
but i dont like that i know it
Baby 💩:
…
hen? you fine?
if youre mad at nora tell me so i will switch her coffee with decaf
🐝:
guys..
bee? what?
Baby 💩:
it wasn't the candelabra…
but..
Juniper:
dude??? really??????
H???? no shit?????
Baby 💩:
Well, I didn't know then! Nora just tapped into some repressed memories in my brain!!!
🐝:
u r sooo down bad for him its embarrassing
Aunty Pezza:
Darling! what is this behaviour?
Standdd up!!!
Juniper:
i don't like how you're feeding his ego
he is so smug it's radioactive
disgusting
i hope you feel ashamed henry
well he can feed me his
Juniper removed you from the chat.
Aunty Pezza added you to the chat.
HIS JAFFA CAKES!!!!
HOW DARE YOU JUNE
Juniper:
🐝:
me the past three months
Juniper:
ughhhhh yea im so tired of them
Nora hollering:
idk about y'all im enjoying this immensely
you orchestrated this????
Aunty Pezza:
we did no such thing
you both started snogging on your own
bite me
Baby 💩:
Hey Nora started this
You can't shift blame on us while using us the main topic
EXACTLY!!
my baby so smart
Baby 💩:
🥰🥰
Juniper:
ew
okay pez on the count of 3
what??
Juniper:
1
Aunty Pezza:
2
WHAT!!???
Juniper:
3
Aunty Pezza removed Baby 💩 from the chat.
Nooooo
Juniper removed you from the chat.
Call connected.
“They are so mean,” Alex starts.
“Hello to you, too, my love,” Henry says with a teasing smile.
"Yeah, yeah, that. Sooo…" Alex smirks and raises his eyebrow, "Candelabras?"
"It wasn't that!" Henry protested.
"Then?"
"Wipe that smile off your face then I might tell you."
Alex hides his lips with his hand and says, "There, I did it. Continue."
Henry hides his face and groans loudly to drown out Alex's laughter.