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lan:
luk at him
his so pretty
i could cry
osc: why
lan: cus ur pretty duh
osc: not that
why do this
in this group chat
with so many people
lan: luk at u
u need aprisiation
charlie: you did look really pretty
osc: thanks charles
you did too
this is still embarrassing
franco: you look good
lan: NOT AGIAN
franco: but it’s true!
lan: i mean yes
BUT NOT AGAIN
franco: oscar you look good
but you look better with lando
lan: ok thas good
we can be friedns
carlos: the hair is 10/10
lan: NO STOP
jack: mate this is your fault
bear: yeah you said admire him
lan: O REFRET IT
DON LUK AT HIM
logs: hate to tell you this
but he was at a gala
a lot of people already saw him
daniel: plus it was streamed
lan: UR RIGHT
osc ur never going o a gala agin
osc: fine by me
but you invited me
so your fault
gabriel: lando invited you?
i thought it was andrea
lan: nop
i did
little kimi: like a date?
lan: yep
little kimi: wow
osc: not like actually
cus people can’t know
albono: obviously
we know that oscar
osc: you are so rude
george: I agree
albono: you two make it easy
george: Rude again
bear: GUYS
THE LECLERC FAMILY IS REAL
esteban: yeah that was funny
zoo: you mean when they showed oscar after charles talked about his family?
bear: YES
lance: cameraman deserves a raise
osc: they did that?
pierre: yes
you looked half asleep
logs: oh yeah
congrats on staying awake
osc: i almost didn’t
albono: we could tell
webbah: I told you to take a nap
osc: i did
lan: for 10mins
osc: it couldn’t be longer
i didn’t want to look sleepy
jack: that backfired
liam: at least you were entertained
as a messenger pigeon
osc: huh
liam: with max and charles
bear: THAT WAS SO FUNNY
gabriel: what was?
daniel: he was between lestappen
so they used him to talk to each other
checo: I’m sorry Oscar
osc: it was fine
i kinda liked it
albono: ofc you did
that’s introverted 101
george: Explain
albono: you give them something to do at a social event so they don’t feel suicidal
logs: wait
that’s actually true
osc: how crazy
alex is right about something
albono: well duh
i’m a introverts expert
osc: really?
logan was scared of you
logs: you were too
and you are pretty weird alex
franco: i don’t think so
you didn’t scare me
gabriel: you aren’t a introvert
franco: good point
charlie: well oscar
thank you for your service
maxy: yeah very efficient
osc: you’re welcome
thanks for the entertainment
charlie: you’re welcome
maxy: wouldn’t want you falling asleep
osc: no one would have noticed
webbah: You would’ve missed the stage
jack: probably not
he was there two minutes
lan: THAT WAS STPID
Y WERNT U THERE
U DESERV IT TO
osc: i was there
lan: FOR 2 MINS
osc: better for me
lan: STILL
osc: is not like we didn’t celebrate
we did it with the team
lan: ok ok
still think it ws stpuid
seb: Congratulations again
To Max, Charles, the Mclaren and Gabriel
And everyone else of course
gabriel: thank you seb
charlie: thanks seb!
osc: thanks seb 😊
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daniel: LANDO AND OSCAR
YOU PLAYED STRIP POKER
AND DIDN'T INVITE ME
charlie: OSCAR WHAT
webbah: Oscar what?
albono: damn who would’ve thought
logs: oscar??
why didn’t i know??
i feel betrayed
osc: we what
pierre:
don’t act innocent
osc: oh that
it wasn’t strip poker
webbah: Better not be
pierre: i don’t believe you
osc: landooo
i’m being attacked
lan: pierre live him alone
and srry guys
it wasnt strip poker
daniel: buuuuu
logs: i knew it
oscar would have told me
zoo: you sure?
logs: 100%
right osc
osc: unfortunately
jack: so
why was lando shirtless
osc: he wanted to
he is just weird
george: That I believe
lewis: Yes Mr. Shirtless?
little kimi: what is strip poker
bear: poker but you take off a piece of clothing every time you lose
little kimi: aaa
that is weird
franco: sounds fun
can i play next time?
gabriel: you are crazy
osc: there’s no next time
there wasn't even a first time
franco: there can be
lan: with u?
nuh uh
franco: lo intenté
~
liam: so what now
is this gp being demolished?
osc: i guess so
seb: Thank you for making it
It really was a good time
bear: it was so fun
thanks for adding me
little kimi: me too!
charlie: i loved it
i’m proud of you my son
maxy: me too
you’re so much better than russell
george: The GPDA is for business
But I really did enjoyed this
checo: Me too
Even if I mostly watched
bottas: You kids are entertaining
kevin: Sometimes even funny
lewis: And you made the season lighter
I really appreciate that
albono: it was iconic
i will never forget it
osc: thank you guys
and for continuing my joke
logs: you made friends 👏👏
osc: ha ha
zoo: and you got a boyfriend
lan: HELL YES
thanks gc
logs: can’t believe the gc did it
yukii: i did it
osc: that wasn’t the intention of the gc
but i guess is a good outcome
lan: u guess??
is the best
i have the prettiest bf
osc: it is the best outcome
lan: besr bf ever
webbah: I’m still watching you Norris
But oscar is happy
lan: is that a thanks
webbah: No
lan: is so is
my plesur
osc deservs it
daniel: ROUND OF GOODBYES
BYE OSCAR AND EVERYONE
seb: Goodbye
lan: bye
bear: bye
little kimi: bye
gabriel: bye
franco: adios
jack: bye
liam: bye
britney: Goodbye
george: Bye
albono: bye
hulk: Goodbye
kevin: Bye
esteban: bye
checo: Bye
kimi: Goodbye
lewis: Goodbye
pierre: bye
yukii: bye
nando: Bye
logs: bye
zoo: bye
lance: bye
webbah: Goodbye
daniel: wow
can’t believe you listened to me
osc: bye guys
have a nice break
~
daniel: CHECO IS LEAVING?
osc: goodbye
*osc deleted this groupchat*