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In The Absolute Cinema
"Hmmm you know what after watching Subaru getting traumatised by a trio of idiots I will show you something else." The witch of time said after thinking carefully.
"Alpha-san we said we were sorr-."
"Shut it merchant." Said trio were finally allowed back into their seats
"Don’t worry if you were to get annoyed by any one it would be the knights minus Felix and my Father of course. Anddddd the merchant."
"WHAT DID I DO, WHY IS IT ALWAYS MEEEEE."
Front Garden at Miload Mansion
"*sigh* Soooooo what exactly is happening?" Subaru said while shaking her head and sighing
"MOMMMMMMM HELPPPPPPPP." Meili screamed at her while hanging from a pole on a rope
"Wait MOM. Another one where Dad is a girl." Called out the adopted assassin as she sat next to her sister Spica and Petra
"Ehhh my knight is beautiful."
"Rem agrees Subaru-kun is beautiful no matter what!"
"Wow Barusu lusting over Rams sister."
"If Meili is calling Subaru mom then that means this is after arc 8 and it seems one where Priscilla-sama didn’t die." Reinhard said
Currently the 5 camps were at Miload Manor after the events at Vollachia to stay for a few days and for a meeting also to check up on each other. After mentioning how Elsa was Meili’s previous care taker Rem, Ricardo, Al, Garf, Reinhard, Julius, Otto left without the rest noticing or caring before they heard a shout and rushed outside only to see Subaru's adopted daughter Meili being hung by a rope around her body that was connected to a wooden pole, around her was Otto, Rem, Garfiel, Aldebaran, Julius, Ricardo and Reinhard.
"Ahhh so we were staying there for a few days huh." Al said
"Wait a minute Why am I being hung from a pole with you lot around me?!" Meili pointed at the people
"After you said the Bowel Hunter took care of your daughter sis we wanted to test something."
"And what could that possibly be Al?!" She said rather annoyed
"If ya daughter had the 'Divine Protection Of Black Haired Babes' Cap’n." Garfiel said excitedly
"You know me and Al did want to test that ourselves." Ricardo chuckled lightly
"Uuuau auua ua!"
"Yeah as Spica said you are not hanging my and my knights daughter by a pole." Emilia shocked everyone by declaring Meili as their daughter.
"Wait a minute when was she yours! That is mine and Masters daughter Half-Elf Hussie!"
"WHEN DID EITHER OF YOU ADOPT ME."
"Okay but then why is Reinhard, Rem and Julius here then." Subaru said turning her gave to the three
"Yeah Rein why are ya here?"
"We will see Felt-sama."
"I told them that there was no divine protection like that but thought it was an interesting test."
"Welp that makes some what sense."
"Reinhard you are better than them so next time DONT! So what is your reasoning Rem, Julius."
"Ah well Subaru-kun Rem wanted to make sure they kept your (our) daughter safe. And to see if it would work." She said the last part quietly
"Yesss Subaru-kunnn Rem will keep her Hero’s daughter very safe."
"Really Rem? Thanks Rem-Rin that’s why you’re the best." Rem smiled at that while giving Reinhard a victorious glare as she heard him mumble 'hey what about me.'
"Nyahhh Rein looks wike a kicked pwuppy." Felix was exclaimed making the others laugh at Reinhard’s embarrassment.
"So what about the Grape-haired Prick. This doesn’t seem to Knightly don’t you think."
"Well you see it simply piqued my curiosity since it is an interesting experiment. And because I wouldn’t mind some one like you." He didn’t say that last part out loud.
"Julius stay away from my knight." Emilia glared coldly at him along with many other women including his own lady.
"B-believe me I would never see Subaru like that!."
"He is not lying."
"Any wayyyyy now that your here that means the test technically worked right sis."
"Al we came here because of the shout." Subaru replied quickly
"Mommmmmm can you get me down pleaseeeee."
"Yes honey." Subaru squealed at being called mom twice
"Seeee Subaru really loves you Meili, you should call him Dad more often."
"Mom is funnier tho."
"Wait Natsuki-san please just a bit longer we need to know the answer!" Otto said pleadingly
"Get my daughter on the ground."
"""""""Fine.""""""" They all said as they moved to the pole before hearing a rustling in the bushes
"Now where are we." Out walked Nico Robin with Zoro
"I think we are lost, let’s got that way." Zoro grabbed Nico by the hand and started walking back into the forest
"What the fuck." Pretty much every said
"IS THAT FUCKING NICO ROBIN!" Al shouted out
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WORKED." Felt shouted
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WORKED!" Al and Ricardo screamed out.
"GET MY DAUGHTER OF THAT FUCKING POLE NOW ALDEBARAN!"
"Alright Alright I won’t take her (for now)." Al and the rest began taking Meili off the pole. Once down she ran and hugged Subaru by the legs, as Subaru comforted her.
'Man she is hot.' The men (and Rem) all thought.
"Oh no this is not going to end well." Otto said while sighing.
"It will be fine Suwen-san." Halibel replied while taking a puff of his pipe.
"Anyway why did you lot do this?"
"Simple sis we wanted to see if she attract a black haired babe like you."
"Excuse me! What did you mean by that, I ain’t some ‘babe’." Subaru said accusingly
"Sis you got Tits almost as big as the princesses and looks like you have an even better ass, you body is literally perfect!" Al said with the group agreeing with him
"AL YOU CANT SAY THAT." Schlut called out terrified.
”WHAT THE FUCK." Felt screeched with some women in the theatre
"That is no way to speak to a lady." Wilhelm glared at Al after speaking about his Grand Daughter like that.
"I mean he ain’t wrong." Halibel and Ricardo agreed with the statement.
"UM WHAT THE FUCK YOU PERVERTS!" Subaru kicked Al in the nuts and hit Otto and Julius (for no real reason)
"EXCUSE ME JESTER BUT WHO ALLOWED YOU TO SPEAK IN SUCH A WAY!" Priscilla drew her yang sword while looking pissed at Al.
"JULIUS AND RICARDO WHY ARE YOU TWO AGREEING!" Anastasia looked pissed at the two while Mimi, Hetero and Tivey drew their weapons
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS IS FUCKIN’ HILARIOUS REIN. Buttttt DONT TALK ABOUT A WOMEN LIKE THAT!" Felt was laughing her ass before turning stern and using her divine protection to launch herself at Rein
"Otto, Garf." The two froze and looked and saw Fredrica, Beatrice, Emilia and Petra glaring at them.
"Rem, please don’t think about Barusu like that, Ram can feel your emotions through our Synthesis." Ram looked disappointed at Rem while talking about her emotions, which were very horny. (She was thinking about Naked Subaru again).
"But Nee-samaaaaaa."
"Remmmmm."
"Nee-samaaaaaa."
Later After Dinner
"Hmmmm Rein, Otto, Juliiii. Comeee hereeee *hic*." After Subaru got very drunk, when Subaru gets drunk she has a few personalities this one was extremely rare and only rumoured to be seen once, Seductive Subaru.
"Hey uh has this happened before?" Felt asked the Emilia camp
"Well we did once go to a ball and Natsuki-sanbgot drunk and ended up accidentally seducing may of the ladies there." Otto didn't notice the glares he was getting while explaining what happened but all the women thought one thing. 'We NEED to get him drunk!'
"Let meeee take care of youuu guysss~, you must be veryyyy ‘pent up’." Subaru grabbed them and dragged the three into her room with surprising strength.
"Hey uhh Rein ya don't think Ur gonna u know her right."
"Natsuki-san you are very drunk please calm down." Otto said as she locked to door
"Hey what's going on to mom."
"Subaru please calm down." Julius said as Subaru put her hair in a pony tail
The people moved to block all the childrens eyes incase what they think is gonna happen will happen.
"Subaru please stop. You are drunk" Subaru started to undo her Blouse and take off her shirt letting out her large breasts that were only covered by her orange Bra
"COVER THE CHILDRENS EYES."
"Man bro is hot as fuck." Al got hit by Priscilla who was covering Schluts eyes
"Come on boyyyyys, let mommy take care of you pweaseee." Subaru took off her bra and got to her knees in front of the trio while talking seductively.
"Hey Sis get off me!" Fredrica was covering Garfiels and Petra's eyes.
'''She is so fucking hot''' they all thought and looked at each other then down at Subaru who was grinning with joy and then collectively decided to not stop her when she undid their trousers and took out their Coc-
"NOOOOO IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEE!" Some of the guys (and Rem and Shaula) thought
Morning Inside The Dining Room For Breakfast
Currently all the camps and their members were enjoying their breakfast except for 4 people. Subaru, Reinhard, Otto, Julius
"Oh thank OD, ya can stop covering their eyes now." Anastasia spoke out as the scene changed
"Hey where is big sis and the other 3?" Felt asked confused by their absence especially her dumbass knight’s statement.
"I swear to Od if you lot are with My contractor you will be getting a El minya to the face In fact!"
"I don’t know Rem went to wake her up but her door was locked and when Rem knocked she didn’t answer."
"Oh Beatrice you sleep with my dunderhead knight, do you know where she is?"
"Betty went to stay there last night but the door was locked so Betty was convinced by the maid to have a sleepover with her and my contractors two daughters." She pointed at Petra, Meili and Louis.
"We should have a sleepover Beatrice!"
"Hmm maybe Maid."
"Then why don’t we all do wake her up? It sounds funny." Felt asked getting some nods, they left the dining room in a group the group consisted of Felt, Felix, Emilia, Rem, Ram, Fredrica, Garfiel, Al, Ricardo, Anastasia, Priscilla, Beatrice and Crusch meanwhile the rest stayed to eat.
Upon arriving at her room they knocked before using some magic to open it and burst into the room.
"HA GOOD MORNING BIG SI-." Felt shouted out before they all looked on the bed and saw a naked Subaru stirring awake with a Naked Otto, Reinhard and Julius who were all under the blanket surrounding Subaru.
"Aghhh my head hurts what in hell happene-." Subaru looked down and saw herself naked with Otto, Reinhard and Julius and then around and saw the group looking at her.
"EEEEEEEH." Subaru screeched out awaking the others.
'''''Lucky bastards it should’ve been meeeee.''''' Rem, Garf, Al, Ricardo and Satella all thought to themselves
"….."
"AL MOTHER FUCKING MINYA." Beatrice launched a attack at the trio.
"REINHARD, JULIUS, OTTO! Mind explaining what you are doing with MY knight."
"A-ah Emilia-sama this n-never happened remember." Julius stammered out
"Alpha did they get Barusu Pregnant?"
"Nah it says that Subaru lost her virginity though and that she ended up Pegging them." Alpha said calmly to Ram while in the background the trio (even Reinhard) were getting their asses kicked by the ladies.