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2026-02-07
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Chapter 2: Postscript: An Alternative Approach

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ring Ring

 

Solo.

 

Mandy! How are you?

 

Again? I’m, ah, sorry to hear that.

 

No no no. That’s not the girl I know. Now, where are they going?

 

Hmm… Well, could a skilled operative like yourself possibly catch a glimpse of a fellow agent’s appointment book?

 

Uhuh. I’ll wait.

 

 

Delmonico’s, huh? Very nice.

 

Alright, Mandy. Here’s what we’re going to do: Wear your burgundy dress, the one with the, ah, neckline. And those pendant earrings you bought in Rio. I’ll pick you up at, oh, about seven thirty or so and we’ll have ourselves a little dinner date.

 

Of course Illya won’t mind – I’ll tell him it’s for a good cause.

Notes:

Napoleon wanted a chance to put forward his solution to Mandy's problem xD

Notes:

I'm realizing that the last three non-challenge fics I've written have all been variations on Illya bonding with UNCLE support staff. Oops?