6 Works by 0ldstoneface
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Aziraphale and Crowley sacrificed themselves so humans could finally be free, in a brand new universe. So why is Crowley still here, with no universe in sight?
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Crowley should have been furious. He was, in a sense. But the whole lack of corporation and glands and stuff made it strangely theoretical. Like these parts of floating bits of him were furious, and these others ones, that were still him but just a little further away, were busy trying to understand what the fucking hell was happening.
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Everyone needs a little break from the rules sometimes, even angels and demons. But Aziraphale wasn't expecting a royal ball to be the right place for that!
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Long before he became the cynical demon Crowley, Kokabiel had been a starry-eyed angel. But faced with the biggest disappointment of his life, there is only one person he can turn to.
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Madame Tracy got stuck in the veil by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2026
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He gaped at her, then frowned and subtly took a defensive stance.
"What on earth are you?"
"Don't you recognise me?"
As it was the middle of the night, the shop was barely lit, and the angel was so startled that he had hardly taken a look at his surprise guest... until now. The blond hair didn't ring any bells, but the flashy clothes, the heavy make-up, the high-pitched voice...
"Madame Tracy?" he breathed in surprise.
"You can call me Marjorie, love. I'm not here for work."
"Why—why are you here? And why are you..." He had just noticed that she was slightly translucent and couldn't find how to put it in a polite way. He vaguely gestured toward her.
"Oh. I'm fairly certain I'm dead," she said simply.Madame Tracy is dead and she’s taking it well, as she lived a full life and her knees don’t hurt anymore. But she’s stuck on earth as a ghost and that’s definitely Aziraphale’s fault. So he can either confess his feelings to Crowley or get extremely haunted for the rest of his eternal existence.
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Stolen slices of eternity by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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There is no way you can fraternise with your enemy when your bosses are all-seeing entities, who could be monitoring you at any time. Unless, of course, something were to happen outside of time.
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The shrinking sofa by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale's sofa is shrinking, the angel is sure of it. But why?