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  1. Rec 65

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    Ilya Rozanov has applied for his permanent residency card. The internet finds out.

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    23 May 2026

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    Shane begins his yoga breathing techniques again. He knew this interview wouldn't go well because Ilya is Ilya—a professional ragebaiter who can't even take the day off for an immigration interview—but he wasn't prepared for this level of Ilya. Like, on-the-ice-chirping-his-own-teammates, singing-Taylor-Swift-lyrics, casually-discussing-territorial-blowjobs Ilya.

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    23 May 2026

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    iamanya @ilyarozanovsmole
    insert this clip into a compilation of sad puppies and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
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    hollanov4ever @shanesfreckles
    and i’ve BEEN saying this. that man is just a lost little puppy without ilya

    bostonhockeyontop @wemissilya
    i don’t ride for ottawa but the little stick tap onto the empty ice where rozy’s stick usually is…come onnnnnnn i’m sick

     

    Or: Ilya hurts his ankle and is out for a game. Shane has to do their pre-game superstition alone. Harris posts it on the internet and people predictably lose their shit.

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    21 May 2026

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    Harris had an unofficial poll on a whiteboard in the media team’s office: Team Hollander vs Team Rozanov; something that apparently was never allowed to be revealed to the general public according to Harris’s strong warning the first time Wyatt had seen it. He had promptly and dramatically signed his name under Team Hollander, though he had to write small in the little space left. He had obviously landed up at the best team possible - at least when it came to being a fan of Shane Hollander.
    Then Ilya Rozanov was traded to Ottawa.
    Suddenly, Shane Hollander went from a Hockey God, whose presence Wyatt was graced with a few times a year, to the most talked about figure in the Centaurs locker room.
    Ilya Rozanov was not Shane Hollander, but he might as well be the second best thing. Who else knew Shane Hollander better than his rival? Here was a live, captive source of information. A practical Shane Hollander encyclopaedia.
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    The Ottawa Centaurs accidentally end up being the Shane Hollander Unofficial Fan Club. And now, with Ilya on the team, Shane Hollander is always there! Wow!

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    18 May 2026

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    The 21-22 regular season commences: Montreal gets checked left and right while the rest of the league faces a shiny new Ottawa Centaurs. Spoiler: Montreal doesn't get what they want out of Ottawa.

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    We get a look into the Cool East Boys' text chain, or as I like to call it, "Daily Lives of Cool East Boys" (yes, from that anime).

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    17 May 2026