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  1. Rec 73

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    Ed winked at him just as they came up to the stand where a young woman was already rattling off a rehearsed speech.

    “Hi, how are you? We have no limits but we do have limited stock, so take as many as you need, but not more than you need!”

    Stede picked one up—all the wrappers were brightly colored with patterns and penis-related puns on them—and held it up to Ed.

    “Wanna share?”

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    Ed, a music festival veteran, helps music festival newbie Stede feel very welcome on his first day after meeting him in line for free condoms.

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    06 Jul 2025

  2. Rec 2

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    Jim and their partners listen to rousing speech in the new Republic of Pirates. The event sparks a lot of emotions, and an impromptu parade.

    Created for TealOranges & Garlic Soup Week 2025. Includes words from Pez & art from Mahnah!

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    26 Jun 2025

  3. Rec 15

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    It’s a cold, cold night. The moon is near full in the sky, and Ed Teach sits on the edge of the shoreline and feels every emotion he’s bottled up in the last 24 hours.

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    aka ed's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

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    02 Jun 2025

  4. Rec 26

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    This isn’t Edward Teach’s first rodeo.

    Well, if it were a rodeo it would be his first rodeo. He hasn’t ever even been to a rodeo, let alone ridden in one. He’s got a thing about horses.

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    a holiday meet-cute romcom ballet story

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    30 Mar 2025

  5. Rec 66

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    For day 26, Real Story, of Janu-au-ry.

    Ed is a sailor with a broken rudder; the response to his distress call is nothing he expected.

     

    He waits. The radio crackles into life.

    “Pan-pan,” the voice on the other end says. Male. Kiwi. Bit odd, in this part of the world. A bit nervous, but then, maybe that’s not surprising. Not an everyday thing, even when it’s not a more urgent Mayday call.

    “La Concorde QAR-1, La Concorde QAR-1, La Concorde QAR-1.

    This is the sailboat Revenge SBT2, Revenge SBT2, Revenge SBT2.

    Received, pan-pan.

    Would you like a tug? Over.”

    Ed grins. “Never been one to say no to that, Revenge, over,” he drawls down the radio.

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    15 Feb 2025