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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel (Comics)
12 May 2023
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Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
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17 May 2026
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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.
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11 May 2026
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Who we are when no one is watching by uncanny_cerulean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2023
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Draco Malfoy has a good Ministry job, a bad reputation, and an even worse office. The latter is much improved when he stumbles upon a magical window. But much more than just giving him an office with a view, the window forces Draco to confront his own life choices and step out of his comfort zone.
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Voldemort's Second Cousin (three times removed) by TheWomanInGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2020
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Surely, any wizard who knows pureblood circles, knows you’re nothing to someone unless you can name their second cousin three times removed, as well as know exactly who in their family not to mention at dinner. Who was this Dark Lord’s second cousin three times removed? And why was he clearly not mentioning any of his family at dinner?
Regulus realises he might have found a way to make the idea of his joining the Dark Lord as repugnant to his fanatical pureblood mother as it is to him. Unfortunately, especially when it comes to avoiding a war, we often meet our fate on the road we take to avoid it.
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Stages of Hope by Kayly Silverstorm (Kayly_Silverstorm)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2022
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“Your robes are…red,” Hermione finally said, strangely accusing.
“Burgundy!” Severus protested. Red was tacky. Burgundy, however, had class.
“And what did you do to your hair?” she asked in horrified fascination.
Snape’s hand rose to his scalp.
“Nothing! What is wrong with you? I just washed it and blow-dried it like every morning…”
“Ah, I see.” She nodded and stepped back. “Alternate dimension. It must be.”
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10 Dec 2025