HeartOfTheCountry
Fandoms
- Hoffman (1970) (1)
Recent works
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My, my, Miss Smith by HeartOfTheCountry
Fandoms: Hoffman (1970), Shall I Eat You Now? (book)
24 Jul 2025
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Benjamin Hoffman’s daily ponderances.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 8
Recent bookmarks
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The Road to Love by flipflop_diva for karaokegal
Fandoms: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? - Bryan Ferry (Music Video)
18 Dec 2018
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He meets her in a bar. She writes her number on his palm. He doesn't bother to ask her name.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,059
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2
- Hits:
- 179
Bookmarked by HeartOfTheCountry
19 May 2026
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don’t wanna end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard by rearviewmirror
Fandoms: Midnight Run (1988), Frankie and Johnny (1991)
30 Jun 2024
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shoutout to burnt out middle aged divorced losers
Series
- Part 1 of decino crossovers
Bookmarked by HeartOfTheCountry
25 Apr 2026
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Just as ordered, Steve disappears.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,107
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 135
- Bookmarks:
- 14
- Hits:
- 1,259
Bookmarked by HeartOfTheCountry
03 Apr 2026
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How About Chinese? by obsessionville for the_telephone_pole_bit
Fandoms: Dog Day Afternoon (1975), And Justice For All (1979)
26 Nov 2025
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It’s not that she’s not into Arthur. She thinks he’s great. He’s very good for her. He’s very responsible, and his apartment is much, much nicer than her old one. He provides for her, which is new. The only issue is… he’s a little boring.
Leon has no objection to boring! Boring is fine, she’s been known to be a little boring herself. The only problem is, she’s so used to the excitement of playing with her life every day with Sonny, she can’t get used to Artie’s steady hand. It’s really quite a fucking problem.
And there’s another problem. Fucking.
They haven’t had sex. It’s not Arthur’s fault, not even a bit, it’s just Leon. She can’t do it. It’s not an issue of arousal or lack of want or anything of the sort, it’s only, Arthur is straight. Like, properly straight. He’s only been with real women, women with vaginas, women-women, not like Leon, in her pseudo-womanhood. She doesn’t have anything he’s used to. The curves, the tits, the Facilities. She isn’t what he’s used to. She can’t be what he’s used to. It scares her.
Aka, Leon and Arthur have sex for the first time :)
Series
- Part 1 of The Night and The Morning After
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,351
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by HeartOfTheCountry
19 Mar 2026
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Steve bought a yellow hanky, back at the start of it all. When he was too shy to use it.
Now he's not.Bookmarked by HeartOfTheCountry
13 Mar 2026