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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Stanley would sleep a hell of a lot better if the book publishing company he worked for wasn't constantly on the edge of going bankrupt, his best friend's wedding wasn't two weeks away, and his (hate to admit it) good looking coworker Nigel wasn't always on his ass about something. But that's life.
    At least he doesn't have to worry about romance, right?

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    05 May 2026

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    His eyes are at once dead and horribly, horribly alive. The milky film over his cornea does little to hush the luminous golden brown of his irises, huge around pupils so shrunken that Martin can hardly see them.
    Jonathan Sims blinks. Then he frowns.
    “Am I to take it you’ve never met a vampire, then?”
    Oh, Martin is going to get a rubbish review.

    Or,

    Struggling for income, Martin registers with an app that connects vampires with willing blood donors. His first client is not at all what he expected.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    wonderful fic, lots of pining

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    The pipeline from Big Shot to dumpster dweller wasn’t a straight path; no, Spamton spent years fighting to keep himself afloat. After five years of struggle, all he had to show for it was a shitty, dead-end job at a diner, a shitty garbage can, and a shitty body he could hardly recognize.

    When he finds himself face-to-face with the very man who had left him for dead, both Spamton and Tenna find years of anger and resentment bubble to the surface. With the unexpected return of the laptop into the Dreemurr household, Spamton is left to work through repressed emotions, maintaining his job so he can pull himself out of the dump, and grappling with the sudden onset of prophetic dreams.

    An AU in which Tenna and Spamton reunite five years after their split.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    What if instead of Arizona, Michael was born and raised in the heart of Texas? He's a smooth-talking, risk-taking, guitar-playing pretty boy with the sweetest southern drawl you've ever heard. The Lost Boys are completely smitten with him, especially David. A fun, romantic "what if" story that gives Michael a bit of a fun twist.

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    04 Aug 2025