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    I wanna fuck with the Marvel timeline, so I will. Follows several different individuals/groups of people traveling back in time through different series.

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    Bakugou is actually nice to Midoriya. This causes an intergalactic butterfly affect where Class 1-A all meet each other before they should have.
    This, predictably, changes things.

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    When Troy finds his captain drugged and limp in the bathroom of a local dive, his only concern is getting Ilya home safe and sound. And he will, even if he has to fight off a weirdly determined Shane Hollander to do it.

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    Shane’s romantic weekend plans go awry when he finds his husband unconscious and thrown over Troy Barrett’s shoulder. He doesn’t know where Dallas Kent’s former lapdog thinks he’s taking Shane’s boyfriend, but he’ll be damned if he lets Ilya go without a fight.

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    Or; Ilya gets roofied. Somehow, he’s still not the one having that bad of a night, all things considered.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Whimpering, Shane looked down between their bodies. Ilya’s other hand dragged slowly down Shane’s chest, over his trembling stomach, and came to rest just below his navel. There, pressed against Ilya’s own abdomen, was a soft, distinct bulge.

    “See?” Ilya whispered, his eyes glowing with a feral light. “That’s me. Inside you.”

    He pressed down with his fingers, right on the bulge.

    Shane screamed.

    (or, first day at the cottage gets Ilya scent drunk on his omega)

    Tag to be covered: Crying Shane Hollander

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Arthur has never cared about being proper around Merlin because Merlin has never been one to treat him properly. Still, it's rare for Arthur to slip and use his alpha voice, knowing that, even to the beta he believes Merlin to be, it's an overt exertion of power. The few times Arthur has commanded his servant in such a way, he usually orders Merlin to "shut up" or "go away", and Merlin can play it off like he's following Arthur's orders too literally in retaliation, until he's able to find the one alpha that knows about him (thank the Gods for Lancelot!) and convince him to override Arthur's order with his own.

    This time he doesn't get the chance.

    [Merlin gets stuck in Arthur's chambers without his suppressants or his scent blockers. Things turn out much better than he expects...]

    EDITED: 16/4/26 (mostly for tenses, grammer, etc. but the old draft is saved if anyone preferred it)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “You said Rozanov is a great captain,” one of the reporters says, deviating from the usual script. “What makes him one? Do you think he’s better than you?”

    If Ilya was here, Shane would immediately answer with a negative. He would also let Ilya be the one to brag about his many, many accomplishments, and maybe banter with him about who’s got more.

    But Ilya’s not here.

    And Shane is bored.

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    Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.

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    31 May 2026

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    They’re arguing in bed about something stupid — “Are there more wheels or doors in the world?” — and Ilya says something snarky, so Shane reaches out and pinches his nipple.

    He expects Ilya to jerk away and say “Quit it, Hollander” or to laugh it off, but instead what he gets is a moan. A loud one, too unexpected to be stifled in time.

    Or, Shane makes an important discovery.

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    27 May 2026