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Wonwoo blinks. It’s a scene out of a Hieronymus Bosch triptych.
“Are you going to put out that fire?” he stammers.
Joshua hums noncommittally.
And drags a seventh oven into the kitchen.
(OR: Joshua plays the Sims like a psychopath. Wonwoo falls in love.)
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23 May 2026
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The Lotus Pie Extravaganza by reindeercolin
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2021
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05 May 2026
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Honestly, the whole thing is almost laughably cliché.
“This doesn’t happen,” Seungkwan tells Hansol crossly, pacing up and down his balcony. “No, I refuse to believe this. What kind of stupid novel is this?”
“Uh,” says Hansol awkwardly, looking just as unfairly attractive in the middle of Seungkwan’s garden as he did just a few hours ago, in his mother’s ballroom. “Should I just… go?”
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28 Apr 2026
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Jaehyun's heart stops for a second the moment the screen lights up.
seojohnny has liked your picture
seojohnny has sent you a message“What the fuck” He says out of nowhere, and both his friends look at him curiously. “I think Johnny just liked my picture and messaged me”
“You’re kidding” Jungwoo says, but he’s already moving across the room to check the notifications as well. He screams when he sees it, pushing Jaehyun so hard he almost drops the phone. “I can not believe you Jung Jaehyun! It’s the fucking dimples, I’m telling you!”
In which Jaehyun, LLB student and football fan, catches the eye of Johnny Seo, the South Korea national team goalkeeper and gay heartthrob.
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07 Apr 2026
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never knew i was a dancer by isozyme
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2021
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“What’s a stone butch and why aren’t they real?” Jiang Cheng asks, too buzzed to care too much about not being up on lesbian culture.
Huaisang pats Jiang Cheng on the no-man’s-land between her boobs and her shoulder. “You’re so useless, Jiang Cheng. A stone butch is a fictional hottie who doesn’t make you do any work at all, just wants to give head and fuck you stupid on her strap.”
“Fictional?” Jiang Cheng echoes, having - not a moment, per se, but sort of a problem where her thoughts are going too fast for her poor drunken brain to keep up with.
“Nobody actually wants to fuck a chick who’s too lazy to eat you out after,” Huaisang mumbles.
After leaving Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s bachelorette party, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang decide to experiment with some outdated stereotypical lesbian sex roles.
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10 Feb 2026