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Cut Out My Heart and Tell Me You Love Me by perpetualwhim
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2026
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“Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”
“Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”
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Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.
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Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot
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- 54,974
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- 12/12
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24 May 2026
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Out with the New, In with the Old by Xaelei for Aratakiittolover
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2026
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Valentino decided it was a good decision to trick Vox into accidentally uploading himself in his oldest and weakest demon body. Unfortunately, he's stuck dealing with his ordeal until his new body finishes updating. Of course, because Velvette was sympathetic to his situation, she'd ordered him to go on a 'quick' errand. The quick errand turned to a run in with the last person he wanted to see.
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- English
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- 24,474
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- 7/7
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23 May 2026
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“There will be conditions,” Alastor says, once the door clicks shut behind Vox. Vox clenches one shaking hand against the deadbolt. He swallows, turning only once he’s had time to collect himself and lock the door.
“Yeah of-,” he croaks, and then clears his throat, “Of course. That’s- Yes, whatever you-” he bites back the ‘want’ that threatens to complete that sentence, unwilling to make it any more obvious than it already is how badly he needs this to happen.
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In which Vox is made an offer than he can't even fathom refusing.
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- English
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- 20,351
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- 3/3
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23 May 2026
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There’s a new rumor in Hell. Usually, Alastor ignores the idle, incessant gossip of his fellow sinners, preferring instead to keep his finger on the pulse of power. This, however, is a rumor he can’t ignore.
Apparently, he and Vox are in a committed relationship.
And what’s worse, the wretched sinner who first spread the rumor is now threatening to destroy everything he’s ever fought for unless he plays along.
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the fake dating fic no one asked for
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12 May 2026
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“Fine.” He held out his hand to Vox, whose excited smile had returned. “But I’m destroying it the moment I no longer have a use for it.”
Vox’s eyebrows knit together and his smile wilted for a split second, before his expression brightened once more, although it looked artificial and forced. He placed the phone in Alastor’s outstretched hand and he begrudgingly slipped it into his coat pocket.
“My contact’s already in there. Need me to show you how to use it,” Vox offered in a condescendingly teasing tone, a corner of his mouth lifted in a smirk.
“Oh no, I hardly think that will be necessary.” Alastor mirrored Vox’s smirk. “It must be a fairly simple-to-use device, given that even you can operate it.”
“Wow, thanks,” Vox flatly replied, rolling his eyes, but the small twitch of his lips gave away his amusement.____
Or: Vox is hurt and pissed that Alastor didn't tell him when he came back, so he insists they need to meet up and talk 'cause Vox has questions for Alastor. Then that leads to a whole lot more and them eventually repairing their friendship, plus a lil extra ;)
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11 May 2026
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Don't Tell Me; I Know You Inside and Out by RemsQuieterShadow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Dec 2025
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In the aftermath of the battle against Heaven, Alastor resorts to old distractions for the first time in eight years, attempting to erase what Adam did to him. Vox doesn't question it because this has been part of their hot-cold relationship since it started. Vox thinks everything is fine.
Until he realizes it's not.
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Vox and Alastor are enemies with benefits. And then they become something else entirely.
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- Part 1 of The Teal Lining
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10 May 2026
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Alastor and Vox had slowly formed quite the friendship over the decades. Quality company was rare these days, and despite his initial standoffishness, Alastor actually now looked forward to the picture-box’s company. Not that he’d ever tell him that.
Vox, for his part, was head over heels in love with the untouchable Radio Demon. No one needed to tell him that telling Alastor was a terrible idea, so on his end, he swore to never tell him that.
They drink, they laugh, they enjoy each other’s company. Vox didn’t know what made him do it, he knew it was a bad idea. Maybe it was the uncharacteristic softness of Alastor’s expression. Maybe it was the way his ears, usually held proudly upright, drooped to either side in his drunkenness. Maybe it was the unfairly musical sound of Alastor’s laugh, at something Vox said, that made the storm in his chest absolutely churn. Maybe it was all of those things, but in a moment of hazy judgment, freer hands, and Alastor’s scent tickling his senses, Vox kisses him.
Alastor, to both of their shock, doesn’t… hate it.
He begins to learn a lot about himself.
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07 May 2026
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“As Vox rushed out the door and shut it, Alastor dragged his hands over his face and up into his hair, pulling at it with a frustrated sigh. The sigh turned into an exasperated groan and he pressed the base of his palms against his eyes.
Stupid, stupid, romantic picture box.”
Trying to be a gentleman (Alastor likes those, right?) Vox keeps his hands to himself around his lover, even if it feels like he’s literally going to die from the aching want burning inside of him. Alastor just wants Vox to fuck him already, because this is starting to get rather frustrating.
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- Part 3 of Everybody loves somebody
- Language:
- English
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- 19,618
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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04 May 2026
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Eventually, his own latent, damning curiosity begins to fester under the weight of several observations about the devil, including that he is kind and that he is clever even although he is not, in Alastor’s estimation, particularly intelligent.
That never, not even once, does Lucifer touch him.
And that is intolerable.
Or; Lucifer avoids physical contact with those around him because even the brush of his clothed skin can cause them pain. Alastor considers it a bonus feature.
Bookmarked by ObsessedZombie
28 Apr 2026
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“My Heart's Aflame, My Body's Strained, But, God, I Like It” by Madanimalscientist for Jucylin
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Nov 2025
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Lucifer Morningstar. King of Hell. Duck Enthusiast. Eldritch Being With Way Too Many Eyes. Most Beautiful Being in Creation, Especially in “Too Many Eyes” form. Wait, what was that last one?
In which healing Alastor proves trickier than either he or Lucifer expected, hidden feelings are revealed, and Alastor embraces his inner monsterfucker (as a treat).- Language:
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- 5/5
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27 Apr 2026
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“…and the kissing? That was okay, right?”
Heat crept down Alastor's throat and he was grateful they were both still fully dressed so it wasn’t visible. “I would have bitten you if it wasn’t.”
Lucifer snorted softly. “Yeah? It’s a lot better than just… Wait! That’s exactly what this reminds me of! When Charlie used to play with her dolls growing up! Just smushing them together and saying shit like ‘now kiss!’ It’s like we’re the dolls!”
It took him a moment to catch on but when he did, his brows shot up. “You believe someone is…enacting these bizarre situations with dolls of us?” But who would do something like that? And more importantly, why?
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After a month of forced proximity and being puppeted around by someone with a clear RadioApple agenda, Lucifer and Alastor may have accidentally caught feelings. They should still probably figure out how to fix this though...
Completed: 9/23/25
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27 Apr 2026
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Blitz has been doing the damn work and fixing shit in his life. Fizz has opened his arms and his home to his friend. What happens when they start to think that something more is an option?
As it turns out, what happens is good and hot and so, so worth the wait.
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25 Apr 2026
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Cut the Tension (I'm Hung by a Thread) by punk_rock_yuppie
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Feb 2024
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Blitz opens his mouth as if to speak, but what the fuck do you say to the guy whose boyfriend you just porked?
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25 Apr 2026
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Alastor was prepared for a lot of things when he handed himself over to Vox.
He was prepared for the victory parade. He was prepared for the press circuit. He was prepared for the smoothie date.
He wasn’t prepared for this.
Alastor arrives at V Tower expecting to finally get some rest after this awful day, or at worst to be tortured a little. He was not expecting Vox to try to make additions to his chair.
OR: Roughly 27k of Alastor being fucked raw while Vox oscillates rapidly between cruel and begging.
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20 Apr 2026
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[____], By Any Other Name, Would Cut As Sharply by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2025
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Vox realizes at the most inopportune moment possible that he is still quite pathetically gone for Alastor, and thus saves his life—in exchange for a deal. Alastor, on the other hand, strives to be inopportune at all possible moments, and thus learns what he is willing to sell in exchange for his own life. After all, "love" can be interpreted in so many different ways.
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20 Apr 2026
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“It's been a long time, is all. I couldn't resist gracing you with my presence.” The flourish is charming as ever but Alastor’s swallow looks painful. “I'd prefer a tad less strangling, but,” A hint of cruel mischief dances in his smile, “we both know how I make you emotional.”
It’s an old dance. They wield their past like weapons, knowing precisely how to hurt each other.
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A midnight visit after seven long years. Alastor and Vox confront their past and wrestle with their inability to trust each other. A dual character study of sorts, taking place over the course of one night.
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- 12/12
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19 Apr 2026
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Vox and Alastor finally have their big show down, two allies on each side as they face off against each other. Their hearts race in time, their teeth bare in fierce snarls as they come together again and again, hits glancing off as they chip away at each other.
And then, with a flare of hellfire, Lilith steps out onto the rooftop and gives Alastor’s leash a firm yank.
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18 Apr 2026
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What’s an Overlord to an Overlord? by ISawAnAlienInMichigan
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Mar 2026
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“I don’t understand you,” he finally admitted, equal parts delighted and baffled by this revelation, “But I am glad it played out this way.”
“I bet you are,” Alastor scowled. He was hiding something- something, something, whatever. Vox couldn’t care if he tried. He tightened the wire around him, pulling him down into his lap before immediately releasing him, giving him the option to move if he wanted.
“It’s more fun having you as my prisoner,” he buzzed, and when he stayed put, he reached out to brush a stray hair from his cheek, delighting in that brief flood of color to his face, trying not to think about the way his knees were pressed on either side of his thighs.
“Does it ever get boring? I mean, seventy years of relentlessly obsessing over one person…really, Vincent, how long will it take you to move on?”After decades of fighting, Vox has finally won. The radio demon is on his string now, and everything is looking up for him. Only, once he finds himself alone with him, he's forced to realize that maybe he doesn't hold as much power over him as he thought- and maybe he doesn't even want to. Will he give in to Alastor's games, or is he strong enough to finally take control over him?
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- Part 1 of RadioStatic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,257
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 347
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- 837
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18 Apr 2026
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Alastor asks Vox to join him in experimenting with various kinks to satisfy his curiosity—Vox seems to dominate the other Vees, but there’s something off that draws Alastor’s attention. Vox knows he should refuse, but he’s never been able to ignore an opportunity to get closer to Alastor.
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16 Apr 2026
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Lucifer has two problems:
1. The celestial energy that keeps him alive is slowly draining away and without a way to staunch the flow it won’t be long until he dies
2. Charlie wants him to do trust exercises with that grimacing radio freak AlastorOne of these things is much worse than the other
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,302
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 376
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- 1,569
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- 478
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13 Apr 2026
