PoisonousCephalopod



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  1. Summary

    Just a collection of all the fics I've written for RBC (podfic and fanart not included)

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  5. Summary

    A series of character-death centred one shots ft. Ashoka.

    Originally, there were supposed to be twelve stories in this collection, one for each month of this year, hence the title. I have decided to leave the same, but there will probably not be any more stories in this collection going forwards as a lot of my writing goals have changed since I started this challenge.

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    Jason has successfully kidnapped three children from the League of Assassins and made it all the way to the United States with them. He brought them to Metropolis with the intention of setting up lives there for the four of them, away from Batman and all his nonsense.

    Too bad Bruce Wayne has other plans, and ambushes the four League-defecting children their first night in Metropolis. He just wants to make sure they know he's there, and will protect them. He had no clue Jason was among the defectors. Wasn't Jason dead?

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    Alternate ending to Jason and the Three Terrors, branching off from Chapter 31.

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    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ch10

    I love this series sooo much.

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    20 Dec 2024

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    may 2026, rereading again.

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    Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary.

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    07 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    -I've read this twice, maybe? But I don't think it was finished then; it looks like it is now!

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    The Wizarding World is highly incompetent at fighting future dark lords. Hatake Kakashi, assassin extraordinaire, changes this.

    Or: Kakashi gets reincarnated as the eldest Evans sibling, right before Tom Riddle's rise.

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    18 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch5

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    Jason’s been ignoring Tim and Damian’s constant sniping for a full year.
    In one ear and out the other.
    Until one Thursday night in the Cave, something in their argument finally cuts through the static, and Jason decides, for once, he’s not letting it slide.
    Jason Todd has exactly zero patience for blood-son speeches.
    Jason doesn’t want to get involved, but sometimes his impulsive behavior kills 2 birds with one stone.
    And watching Bruce's jaw do that specific tight thing was the closest thing to entertainment available on a Thursday night.

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    16 May 2026