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    Folly is a curious and cruel woman. She finds watching how the flesh bags handle their bodily needs quite fascinating. But what happens when Folly's connection with the Great One is severed, changing her mind and body permanently?

    A Dreamer's Guide to Bodily Needs is a series that is MOSTLY about Folly's mental state, and how she handles herself and other people, with a big pot of omorashi simmering on the back burner.

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Tenna doesn't understand why all his previous relationships with women failed. Spamton very much knows why.

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    08 May 2026

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    Flowey gets bored and decides to change up one of his runs. Papyrus presents an interesting project, for the moment.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    the best undertale fic I've ever read in my life

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    Expendable. That's all you were, all you'd ever be. Stuck in the depths of the Hadal Blacksite you've come to admit it to yourself. Just another Expendable, seeking a freedom that was never promised. You know of others in similiar plight. The experiments, that funky fish-looking dude with the snark and his static friend who often radio'd in whenever you were buying supplies.

    "It's either us or them."
    "You're just someone trying to persist in the unimagineable circumstances they placed you in."
    "Surviving doesn't make you a bad person."

    You'd heard Sebastian's softer words of comfort to Painter. Ofcourse they were only surviving, but so were you. Freedom was a precious thing you both sought, but they would never extend their trust to someone working for Urbanshade.
    So, despite the unimaginable circumstances, you seek to change that. To stray from the script.

    And you know, to avoid getting murked by Sebastian at every little inconvenience.

    Or,

    Player seeks to gain Sebastian & Painter's trust (and sometimes fails miserably).

    ———

    (I do NOT support the creator of Pressure, Zeal, for what he has done. My support and my heart goes out to Ren. See CH23 for the hiatus.)

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    25 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i never even CONSIDERED platonic slowburns but ts is great (it's driving me insane cmon sebastian please)

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    [Written by Dragonfruitflamb3, edited from chapters 9 to 32 by CopperNuggets]

    Sebastian Solace is trying the best he can to work his way out of the Hadal Blacksite while still staying sane as he has to deal with the pathetic human expendables.
    Unfortunately for him, he might be two steps away from snapping, all thanks to a chatty new 'friend' who's far more lucky than he'd like. Though, he'll have his fun with how readily they listen to him.

    You are a nosy little newbie who Very Much So should Not be on death row, so getting an opportunity to avoid that is great! You're going to take this chance to continue your work, and maybe also find out what the heck is up with the monsters down here? Because those exist. Apparently.
    They said something about escaping, making it to the end, yadda yadda. For now, there's research to collect and documents to earn.

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    25 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    took me forever to read in fic terms and I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. absolute peakness i was tweaking the whole time

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Sebastian, when wandering the hallway in search of dropped items to scavenge from dead Expendables, stumbles across a room where an explosion had just taken place. Looking closer, he realizes it’s a Sea Bunny room. He plans to take his leave--the Expendable responsible for the little accident hadn’t left behind anything useful--when he hears a soft squeak.

    Usually, an explosion like this would obliterate all of the Sea Bunnies.

    But this time, there’s a survivor.

    And when he decides to take it with him, he’s met with an unwelcome surprise from a certain deranged computer.

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    02 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEE