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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    Someone asked me how Bruce Wayne's company is structured and I went a little overboard, so now I'm archiving it Because Reasons. Feel free to use this for your own fics if you are also writing a universe where the Wayne family turned spite and pettiness into a billion-dollar empire.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Jason's wisdom teeth grew back after the Lazarus Pit. Annoying, but fixable with a quick trip to the oral surgeon.
    Running into Bruce and Tim at said oral surgeon's office? Less fixable.
    Jason is not mentally prepared for this confrontation. Not now. Not when he tortured the replacement only two months ago. Not when Batman chose Joker instead of him.
    Not when they see him in the waiting room and look at him like he's a bomb waiting to explode.

    But Jason's a lot more honest when he's high.
    And Bruce decides he's taking the very-hostile-but-also-very-high Jason back home with him and a very sad-because-he's-confused-by-the-drugs Tim.
    What follows is post-anesthesia chaos, involuntary truth-telling

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    Prime knows Jason is smart. It takes a real idiot to not tell when someone is so smart it’s scary, and he can be terrifying sometimes.

    Which means that Jason notices things.

    Things like the fact that Prime actually likes getting pet.

    (Or, Jason, Prime, and being treated like a dog.)

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