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    Strawberry Milkshakes & Cigarettes by

    Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King  

    14 Oct 2019

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    In which Richie can't stop thinking about Eddie, gets his first job at the Derry Diner, teaches Eddie to tie a cherry stem, ruins their friendship, and takes him on an almost-date.

    And not in that order.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    good on my own accord by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    14 May 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    28 May 2026

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    Platonic Divorcees and Going Out To Lunch: Purpled's Guide to Adopting an Alien by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    16 Nov 2021

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    Purpled wakes up the next morning comfortable and cool, with a mild crick in his neck from sleeping on his back on the ground of the skull cave.
    He also wakes up to someone else in the room, which quickly dissuades any feeling of satisfaction at sleeping well. He silently equips his sword, before jumping up and whirling around to face the intruder.
    The intruder is Technoblade, who looks supremely unimpressed with the sword pointed at him, and appears to be knitting a scarf.
    “Mornin. Got a job.” He huffs.
    OR
    A little bit of cannon divergence where former besties Quackity and Technoblade try their hardest to adopt an alien teenager who really would prefer not to be.

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    23 May 2026

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    Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    30 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    20 May 2026

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    Two-Four-Eight-One-Oh-Eight (Ilya Hollander. Shane Rozanov.) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    06 Feb 2026

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    “Maybe—maybe Lily is sleeping,” she says. Bargaining, she realizes numbly. She’s bargaining for more time. And for whatever is unfolding here to stop unfolding and in fact fold itself back up. Her thumb shifts away from the call button. “And you should be sleeping too, mister.”

    “He’s not sleeping.” Shane flares his nostrils—another gesture Yuna hasn’t seen in so many years. “He’s waiting for me to call a third time. Mom. Please. He’s—he’ll be so worried.”

    Yuna shifts her thumb and lets it drop. Is Yuna a bad mother if she hopes "Lily" doesn’t pick up?

    -x-

    or: Shane needs to call someone the night he's laid out by Marlow, and Yuna reflects on her quietly, obsessively devoted son.

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    19 May 2026