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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    Shane coughs up a petal in Las Vegas, in a hotel elevator that’s going down.

    He has his hanahaki surgery a month later. There’s no other choice: Shane doesn’t want to die or stop playing hockey, and Rozanov has made it perfectly clear, over and over, that they are nothing to each other.

    But his post-surgery instructions don’t tell him how to keep playing in a league where Rozanov is still always there. Or what to do when Rozanov texts him before a game in Boston.

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  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Shane opened his hotel room door and Ilya fucking Rozanov was standing there staring at him.

    "Shane Hollander," Ilya fucking Rozanov said. "This is a surprise."

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  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    If Ilya had struggled this much to get off in his own body, he would have gone to the hospital.

    Well. He wouldn't have, actually, but he would have let himself have an insanely high budget to find a discreet professional to come to his home and consult about his dick. Point is, he would have considered it an emergency of the upmost importance and possibly a harbinger of his death.

    It was humiliating to type: Been touching my dick for one hundred years… nothing is happening. Before he hit send, he thought of Shane's shrill voice climbing to yell at him and deleted the message. He wrote instead: I have question. Private.

    Or: A bodyswap during the era where Ilya wants to see Shane's real apartment so badly that the universe takes notice.

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    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

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