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    In which the gang is at a crossroads after Michael and Janet's trip to see Doug Forcett. Eleanor commiserates with Michael and the gang settles in Canada for a spell to raise money for their next big idea- a network of schools to lift people up to do good in the world. Michael has to learn how to be a fake date for a rich lady and Eleanor volunteers to teach him how to romance. Which doesn't get complicated...at all. There's silliness, more tropes than you can shake a stick at, kissing, drinking, dancing, death, an afterlife, a smidge of self-realisation, a lil fade-to-black (wink wink nudge nudge), and just maybe a chance to save the forking universe. (tldr: Slow burn Hellstrop)

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.

    When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Ten years after the start of New Moon, Bella and Carlisle meet again when she begins working at a remote research facility in Alaska. Edward is dead, having gone through with his plan to reveal himself to the Volturi after he leaves Bella, and the rest of the Cullen family is splintered and scattered across the world.

    As Bella and Carlisle get closer, they find that they have more in common than they thought, but his guilt at their shared past threatens to overwhelm them.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    After a few years of peace for the Whitlocks, the inevitable happens. Edward and the rest of the Cullens finally find out that Bella's a vampire and been living with Alice and Jasper. And no one's terribly happy with all the secrets that come out following that revelation. But the fallout keeps coming, and the Cullens quickly become the least of their problems.

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    01 Dec 2024

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    For as long as Bella can remember she's been struggling to take care of her mother - making sure they have a roof over their heads, food in the fridge and taking care of the bills. Renée's marriage to Phil leaves her without purpose and she makes the choice to move to live with her father.

    But not everything is as it seems in the small sleepy town of Forks and Bella finds her path crossed with a reclusive family with curious eyes and far too much interest in someone like her.

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    Or: Bella has spent her life taking care of another and Esme and Carlisle is determined to show her it doesn't have to be that way.

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    22 Nov 2024