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To: Drasta Kirz, Director, Bothawui’s Bounties Productions, Nar Shaddaa
From: Vejaar Fell, Commander, Eternal Alliance Headquarters, Odessen
Subject: Your artistic endeavors
Ms. Kirz,
This is not intended as a cease-and-desist notice. I am well aware that personal defamation laws are something of a complex subject when it comes to Holonet publications. However, I wish to assure you that I am also familiar with what I will delicately refer to as the Nar Shaddaa style of legal practice, and with that in mind, I would like to make a few suggestions for future works.
1) No slaves. Not even pretend ones. I mean it.
2) If you intend to continue to employ actors who are so OBVIOUSLY not averse to a bit of body modification in the line of work (because that thing is not natural and we both know it. WOOKIEES don’t get that big) could you at least try to get the tattoo right? Sith tattoos carry a great deal of personal and cultural significance, and it pains me to see mine mutilated in this way. Especially because as seen in your latest work, it implies a close familial relationship between myself and Overseer Harkun.
3) Any supposedly privileged information regarding my intimate relationships and habits for sale by any individuals of a Devaronian persuasion is false.
Sincerely, Fell