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losvers
toezier: why don’t we eat fruit hot and microwaved?
billson: uh
billson: what
beverly hills chihuahua: richie what have we talked about
toezier: no quoting mbmbam in the main chat?
beverly hills chihuahua: no quoting mbmbam in the main chat
toezier: :((
staniel: Great, you made him sad
benny worm: richie you can quote mbmbam at me!!
toezier: :D!!!!
ed die: y’all too loud for 2:37 in the morning
toezier: y’all
beverly hills chihuahua: y’all
ed die: perish.
staniel: I can’t stand you guys.
beverly hills chihuahua: so anyway
beverly hills chihuahua: who’s going to the football game tonight
toezier: stanwey and i are going for cute boys (｡◕‿‿◕｡)!
staniel: That is completely wrong, I’m going cause it’s a requirement for orchestra
staniel: But yeah, also for cute boys
ed die: yeah i’m also going for orchestra
ed die: if we’re gonna do something afterwards i’m gonna have to sneak out because
ed die: you know
toezier: :((
beverly hills chihuahua: :((
staniel to toezier
jew gang!
staniel: I have an idea
staniel: What if we saved up enough money to get Eddie another phone?
staniel: So he won’t have to worry about the whole Life 360 thing
toezier: stanley i’m love you
toezier: but don’t you think that’ll take forever?? we’re all kinda. broke.
staniel: Richie we have bar mitzvah money.
toezier: OH RIGHT
toezier: forgot i was jewish for a second lmao
toezier: but i thought you were saving that for college???
staniel: Well, yeah
staniel: But do you know how much goddamn money we got combined?
staniel: We can use some of it to help Eddie
staniel: And I know for a fact that you would do anything for your “dear sweet Edmund”
toezier: i really would 🥺🥺
toezier: i’m gonna make a separate chat with everyone except eds
staniel: All right
staniel: Remember to take your meds, Rich
toezier: <33
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billson: so meet up by the gate? at 6:30-ish?
beverly hills chihuahua: bet
beverly hills chihuahua: @mike ben has to get there early for “marching band reasons” so i’ll have your ticket when richie and i pick you up
mikey: cool!
toezier: eds we’ll come get you after!!
billson: don’t call me eds
beverly hills chihuahua: don’t call me eds
staniel: Don’t call me Eds
mikey: don’t call me eds
benny worm: don’t call me eds
ed die: don’t call me eds
ed die: wow ok. fuck you guys
beverly hills chihuahua: this happens every time richie calls you eds. why did you expect anything different
toezier has added billson, staniel, benny worm, mikey, and beverly hills chihuahua to New Group
toezier has changed the group name to fuck life 360
toezier: you’re wondering why i have brought you here.
billson: i mean not really
mikey: we could kinda figure it out by the name
toezier: wow ok
toezier: guess you don’t wanna hear stanley’s great idea i see how it is
billson: wait this was stan’s idea??
staniel: Um
staniel: Mostly, yeah
beverly hills chihuahua: then mayhaps i do want to hear it
toezier: oh wow ok
staniel: Basically, we had this idea to get Eddie a new phone so he won’t have to worry about his mom
benny worm: stanley we’re broke
toezier: bar mitzvah money baybee!
staniel: It should cover a lot of it
staniel: So… good idea?
billson: hell yeah good idea!!
beverly hills chihuaha: yo actually though!! hell yeah
mikey: good friend stan strikes again
staniel: I
toezier: awww he’s flustered
staniel: shut the hell up you dumb bitch
beverly hills chihuahua: WOAH forgetting proper grammar stanley? i expected more from you
staniel: Oh my god that was so mean
toezier: don’t worry about it staniel!!
benny worm: stanley is so nice it’s making me 🥺
billson: rt if stan makes you 🥺🥺
toezier: rt
beverly hills chihuahua: rt
mikey: rt
staniel: I may or may not be crying