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dreameramongthestars posted: Hey everybody! I decided to start my own LGBTQ+ discord server, 15 and under only please! I’m not comfortable being friends with people too much older than me and that’s why I made the server, message me if you wanna join! 

3:23 PM 

DewDrop has created a new server The Gaydom 

A Louie has spawned in the server!

Hey! Listen! Lena has joined!

Louie: wait

Louie has changed their nickname to nowwerestressedout

nowwerestressedout: better 

Lena: nice 

Lena has changed their nickname to GayMagic 

GayMagic: i'm gay, i'm magic, i've made magic gay

DewDrop: makes sense to me! 

we'll wait for more people to join before we do introductions if that's okay with you guys

GayMagic: Sounds good to me

nowwerestressedout: yeah thats fine

Webby has joined the server! It's super effective! 

Webby: hi everyone! i'm webby! 

can i change my nickname too?

DewDrop: go ahead! 

Webby: yes!

Webby has changed their nickname to GoddessofGays 

GoddessofGays: it suits me

It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just Huey. 

Welcome Violet. Leave your weapons by the door. 

DewDrop: well it seems like enough of us are here now! let's do intros i'll start!

i'm dewey and i'm 13. he/him, biromantic 

GoddessofGays: i'm webby she/her. trans girl and lesbian, same name on tumblr. 

oh! and im 14

nowwerestressedout: louie they/them also 13, im nonbinary and gay, youshouldseemeinacrown on tumblr. 

GayMagic: lena 15 also nonbinary and queer/gay any pronouns are fine 

id say my tumblr but i dont trust any of you yet 

DewDrop: that's perfectly fine! no need to release anything you don't want to, this is a safe space

Violet: Glad to hear that. I'm Violet, 14, she/her. I'm aromantic and my tumblr is The-Magic-of-Science. 

Huey: And I'm Huey, he/him, 13 as well. I'm a trans boy and panromantic. 

I don't use my tumblr a whole lot but for those interested it's book-nerd. 

GoddessofGays: Huey we're trans siblings! 

I love my trans brother! 

Huey: I love my trans sister too! 

It feels really good to be called that, I'm not really out to anyone yet. 

nowwerestressedout: same hat

GoddessofGays: same hat

odsjfkjedroksdnjg 

nowwerestressedout: kdfjrerptkjedhirejln 

Violet: ... What, was that??

GayMagic: its called a keysmash violet get with the times 

3:37 PM 

General 

DewDrop: alright gays we need more channels any suggestions?? 

nowwerestressedout: music def need a music channel

Violet: Perhaps a channel where someone can talk about something that's bothering them. 

GoddessofGays: ooo how bout a channel where we can recommend things to each other?? i'm always looking for new things to consume 

DewDrop: those are all good i'll start setting them up now!! let me know if you have any others 

Huey: On the subject of being out, how many of us are?? 

DewDrop: i am!

Violet: I am as well. My Dads' were very supportive. 

DewDrop: hey so were my moms! 

we're same hat too! 

Violet: I am still not sure what that means but I'm glad your parents were supportive as well, Dewey. 

nowwerestressedout: you and @Huey type like the rest of us you nerds 

GayMagic: yeah what do u think u are better than us?? 

cause i got news for you 

i haven't even known u a day & i can already tell ur not 

nerds

Huey: Proper grammar is important. I will not apologize for it. 

Anyways the reason I asked was because I've been thinking of coming out and wanted to know if anyone had any tips. 

Violet: If you don't mind me asking, what's your family like? I know it was easier for me to come out to my Dads because they were apart of the community too. 

Huey: I don't know if my Dad or Abuelita are apart of the community but I do know they wouldn't kick me out or anything if I told them. I'm still nervous to do it though, I know that's normal but it doesn't make it any easier. 

Violet: From my experience just sitting down and telling them a good way to do it. That way they can ask any questions or voice any concerns they may have. It's okay to be nervous, I was and I'm sure @DewDrop was as well. 

DewDrop: oh yeah i definitely was!

sorry i was setting up the channels. my moms' are like the best people i know and i was terrified to come out to them! 

umm i guess if i had any tips it would be to work out what exactly youre gonna tell them before you do it. my adhd brain made my coming out a nightmare 

Huey: Thank you guys for the suggestions. I still don't know if I want to come out for sure but I'll be sure to that it into account when I do. 

GayMagic: gl nerd 

4:12 PM

General

GoddessofGays: @DewDrop i have another suggestion for a channel: memes

DewDrop: FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET A MEME CHANNEL

i'll set it up right now! 

anything else @everyone ?? 

GayMagic: a place to post selfies 

i need validation  

nowwerestressedout: big mood 

maybe like a trigger/blacklist channel?? 

just so we know what not to openly talk about 

DewDrop: cool ill get right on those 

let me know any triggers you guys have and ill make one big post about it

dm me if you dont wanna announce them here 

@Huey @Violet you two here?? wanna make sure i get your triggers if you have any  

Huey: I'm here.... I'll dm you. 

Violet: I am here as well, I suppose I have only one trigger/thing to blacklist and that is acephobia/being acephobic and I'm hoping none of you are. 

DewDrop: no way! any one that is isnt welcome here so if any of you are feel free to leave 

GayMagic: well cant speak from anyone else but you dont have to worry about me 

GoddessofGays: i will personally fight anyone who is acephobic!

and i've got training in all sorts of fighting styles! 

Huey: I'm definitely not. 

nowwerestressedout: this got really deep for only knowing each other not even a hour but shit like that isn't cool, don't have to worry about me either 

Violet:... Thanks guys. 

4:47 PM

Blacklist/Triggers 

DewDrop: Welcome to the blacklist/trigger channel! Please don't talk about any of the following outside of this channel. 

-Homophobia or any other kind of queerphobia 

-Dysphoria 

-Aunts 

-Negative family stuff

-Racism

-Any kind of Bigotry 

-Any kind of hate against mental illnesses/any disabilities 

-Self harm/Suicide 

Let me know if you want me to add anything else to the list. 

4:52 PM

General

Huey: @nowwerestressedout Are you okay?

nowwerestressedout: ?? yea?? why?? 

Huey: Your name says you're stressed, I just wanted to see if you were alright. 

nowwerestressedout: theyre song lyrics, you know, twenty one pilots?? stressed out?? 

but thanks for asking 

DewDrop: noah fence huey but how do you not know who TOP are?? 

Huey: I don't really listen to a lot of music.

Mostly whatever my Dad or Abuelita plays around the house, which is Spanish Music. 

nowwerestressedout: ok but like internet?? 

Huey: I mostly use the internet to look up information I don't already have access to. 

GayMagic: u really are a nerd 

5:02 PM

Music

GayMagic: i know what the first thing we have to do with this channel is 

GoddessofGays: 👀👀👀

GayMagic: get huey into good music 

ill start

im gonna sound very basic but halsey 

or paramore

paramore fucking rocks 

nowwerestressedout: billie eilish, TOP, panic at the disco 

GayMagic: i suddenly respect you a lot more louie 

🤝

nowerestressedout: 🤝

Violet: I have a whole Classical Music playlist on Spotify I could link? 

GoddessofGays: haley kiyoko, troye sivan 

miss benny just released a new song and it,, slaps!! 

DewDrop: IVE BEEN LISTENING TO IT ON REPEAT SINCE IT FIRST CAME OUT 

WE STAN MISS BENNY 

GoddessofGays: WE STAN MISS BENNY 

nowwerestressedout: SHIT I FORGOT THAT WAS COMING OUT TODAY

im gonna go listen now 

Huey: None of this interests me except the classical music. 

GoddessofGays: classical music is great 

but like,,

so is the other stuff yaknow?? 

Huey: Well I've got a few hours to kill, I'll check some of it out. 

I just don't think I'll like stuff that's on normal radio. It all sounds the same at this point. 

GayMagic: ya none of this is like that normal radio is sooo boring 

its like sing about something other than straight romantic love you alloheteros 

DewDrop: or at least make it more interesting 

smithereens is one the best songs on trench imo 

like just the message of 'ill stand up to this dude for you even though i know i have no chance against him and will definitely get hurt' is just

poetic 

also i do like some more mainstream stuff as well 

i just didnt say anything cause you @Huey dont seem like the type to like it 

and i was right! 

Huey: You were but... some of this other stuff isn't half-bad. 

I like being able to relate to songs. Is that why you guys like this stuff?

GayMagic: absolutely 

@nowwerestressedout come back and tell me how it is you coward

nowwerestressedout has changed their nickname to onedamngoodmistake

onedamngoodmistake: how do you think 

also [Link] for anyone who wants it

Huey: I'll add it to my list to check out. 

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5:39 PM

GoddessofGays: @DewDrop @Violet whats it like to be out?? 

DewDrop: amazing

Violet: Quite rewarding. 

onedamngoodmistake: godiwishthatwereme.jpeg 

Violet: Why do you ask? 

GoddessofGays: thinking of coming out,, tired of being called a boy,, want to wear girl clothes 

Huey: I'm sending you all my girl clothes as soon as I can. 

GoddessofGays: you have all my uwu's!!! 

i'm also sending you all my boys clothes 

we're in this struggle together bro 

Huey: Webby, you're gonna make me cry. I've only known you a few hours and you're already making me emotional, how is this happening? 

GayMagic: its called having queer friends

i think 

im pretty sure

ive never had friends before 

DewDrop: you do now! 

we're all in the queer struggle together 

we've got your back lena 

GayMagic: wow its getting emotional in this chilis tonight 

quick someone change the subject 

GoddessofGays: uh where did louie go? 

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dreameramoungthestars: u kinda dipped out during all that, u okay?? 

youshouldseemeinacrown: been better but ill be fine 

youshouldseemeinacrown: i dont really have any parents to come out to, i mean i have an uncle and he's great but i dont have birth parents like you guys. im fine with it most of the time so i didnt see a need to tell you about it earlier but now its getting to me for some reason.  

youshouldseemeinacrown: just had to leave for a few. 

dreameramoungthestars: do you want me to add it to the triggers?? 

youshouldseemeinacrown: no like i said im fine with it most of the time. think im gonna go talk to my uncle, thanks for checking on me though. 

dreameramoungthestars: anytime

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General 

5:53 PM

DewDrop: their fine their talking to their uncle now from what they told me 

Huey: Did they tell you why they left? 

If they don't want us to know that's fine I'm just curious. 

DewDrop: they did but idk if they want me to say anything or not so i wont 

GoddessofGays: well atleast their talking to someone about it 

thats good 

but now back to what we were talking about before

GayMagic: black cauldron is the best disney movie no i wont take any criticism  

DewDrop: IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANY SONGS 

GayMagic: thats a criticism and ill be ignoring it 

Violet: What is this conversation? 

We started by talking about not having any friends before this discord and now we're discussing Disney movies. 

GayMagic: gen z in a nutshell 

General 

6:12 PM 

onedamngoodmistake: hey guys... 

GoddessofGays: LOUIE 

are you ok?? 

onedamngoodmistake: yea sorry for disappearing like that before

Violet: We're just glad you're alright. 

Are you sure you're alright? 

onedamngoodmistake: im good promise 

talked to my uncle, still dont know why that got to me so much but 

ill figure it out 

hopefully

Huey: Well, if you ever need to talk about it we're here. 

But if I may, what exactly 'got to you'? 

6:15 PM

Blacklist/Triggers

onedamngoodmistake: .... live with my uncle, dont know what happened to my mom, dad left after she disappeared 

so coming out to my birth parents isnt exactly a thing i can do 

sometimes its hard to think about 

Violet: It doesn't matter what family you don't have, it matters what family you do have. Even if you can't come out to your birth parents you can still come out to a parent. Your Uncle. You may refer to him as your Uncle but if he's raised for thirteen years he's your Dad. If you don't want to come out to him that's fine but you do have the option. 

onedamngoodmistake: yea youre right thanks violet 

idk if i want to come out to him yet but i have the option to when i decide to 

i just have to remember that 

Huey: For what it worth your Uncle sounds pretty great. I don't know how many people would take their siblings kid in after they disappeared, I'd imagine it'd be too hard for them. But your Uncle did and that's amazing. 

DewDrop: unconviental families are a thing and theyre great! 

dont spend too much time thinking about what you dont have cause then you miss what you do 

Violet: How insightful. I completely agree with you. 

Also you know you spelt unconventional wrong, right? 

DewDrop: sssshhhhh  

onedamngoodmistake: thanks guys

ive only known you a few hours but youre the best 

GoddessofGays: youre the best too louie! 

@everyone just know i would die for you 

DewDrop: webby youre too pure for this world 

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Wednesday, 3:48 PM

Memes

DewDrop: when i see anything thats pink purple and blue 

isforme?.jpeg

Huey: I come home from school to see this. 

Why are you like this? 

DewDrop: its called being a gen z'er huey  

3:51 PM

General

GoddessofGays: what's school like? 

onedamngoodmistake: hell 

wait do you not go to school??

GoddessofGays: my granny homeschools me. 

DewDrop: i dont know whether to call you lucky or feel bad for you 

actually you know what? youre lucky, school sucks 

learning for a grade sucks people are mean 

sometimes id much rather be homeschooled 

GoddessofGays: i don't know i think it'd be nice to be around kids my age. 

outside of this discord i don't really interact with a lot of people.

GayMagic: me too but thats more voluntary 

do you just not leave your house or something? 

wait sorry that was mean 

GoddessofGays: no its fine my grannys just really... protective.

onedamngoodmistake: oof i know what thats like 

GoddessofGays: yeah it's this whole complicated thing.

she's just worried something bad might happen to me cause of

things.

GayMagic: thats not ominous at all 

GoddessofGays: i'm not really supposed to talk about it.

all i can really say is there's a really important reason we are where we are and if certain people find out it'll be bad.

so how were you guys' days?? 😄 

DewDrop: that - that was very vague but ill play along

my day was great Webby how was yours?! 

GoddessofGays: eh 

Violet: Wow, that was not the answer I was expecting. 

4:18 PM

General 

Huey: A bit of a update on the coming out situation. Apparently my Dad's gay? 

GayMagic: WHAT 

Huey: Yeah he just introduced me to his boyfriend. And completely causally like it was no big deal. Which is really great for him but it's making me think about things. I think I'm going to do it, maybe, I'm not too sure yet. 

DewDrop: theres no rush you shouldnt feel pressured to come out just cause someone in your family is queer too. if you don't think you're ready then you should wait. 

Huey: Honestly I don't know if I'm ready or not, which means I should definitely wait. When I do it I don't want to have any doubts about it, though that does seem impossible. Anyway he met his boyfriend at work and he seems really happy, even though his boyfriend is kind of a jerk. I still think it's a total meet cute. 

GoddessofGays: aww, that is a meet cute!

wait, is he a jerk to your Dad? 

Huey: Not really, and my Dad scolded him when he was mean to me. They seem good for each other, in a weird way, and I'm glad he found someone. I was starting to think he'd never date again. 

onedamngoodmistake: oh yup i got one of those too 

although i think he might be in a relationship with two other people

ill have to get back to you gays on that

*guys 

ah well same thing 

GoddessofGays: wait can you be relationship with more than one person? 

DewDrop: as long as its consensual yeah 

GoddessofGays: i'm learning so much today. 

is there a name for it? 

Violet: Polyamory. And if there's anything else you want to know about any orientation feel free to ask me. That goes for the rest of you as well, I'm fairly well knowledged with that kind of stuff and would be more than happy to share some of it. 

GoddessofGays: thanks violet, i'll be sure to do that! 

GayMagic: yeah i got a question how do you get a normal working brain if youre gay? 

DewDrop: i know the answer to that one

you dont 

GayMagic: wonderful 

4:39 PM

Venting

Violet: Do any of you have any relatives who are not so accepting? They're not overly hostile or anything, they just kind of ignore the fact I'm aromantic? I don't think they really understand it like they do my Dads' being gay. I've tried explaining it but it doesn't seem to be getting through. Any advice would be appreciated. 

GoddessofGays: i don't know if i do or not but i guess if i had any advice it would be to hang in there and hope they'll eventually get it. i know that can be frustrating but other than cutting them out of your life, which i don't know if you have the option to do or not, that's all i got. 

GayMagic: isnt there like a specialist for that kinda stuff?? 

Violet: Do you mean like a professional who can explain it to them in a qualified way?? If yes than I'm not sure but it might be something I have to look into. It gets tiring after awhile. 

GoddessofGays: we're here for you whenever you need, Violet. 💜💜💜 

5:43 PM

Recommendations

onedamngoodmistake: how many of you watch steven universe cause im doing a rewatch 

DewDrop: i do, its so good!!!

like one of my favorite shows ever 

GoddessofGays: i do too! 

or im watching it now for the first time ever and its incredible so far! 

onedamngoodmistake: it only gets better no matter what point youre at 

trust me 

GoddessofGays: well if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go continue to watch it now. 

DewDrop: have fun! 

but seriously this show has changed my life 

i see so much of myself in steven 

onedamngoodmistake: it was how i learned about nonbinary in the first place 

DewDrop: wow so it litcherlly changed your life 

onedamngoodmistake: stop 

7:47 PM 

Recommendations

GayMagic: i wish i could watch steven universe but alas,, i have no way to 

onedamngoodmistake: watchcartoononline.tv has all the episodes 

its how i caught up after not getting into the show until like the halfway through 4th season 

GayMagic: louie youre a godsend 

onedamngoodmistake: i know

[Link] 

it also has alot more awesome cartoons and anime without any viruses and its completely free 

so if anythings a godsend its that 

GayMagic: alright guys see ya in a couple of days ✌️ 

DewDrop: make sure you have tissues!

youre gonna need them 

Thursday, 1:38 AM

General

onedamngoodmistake: im aware of what time it is before anyone asks. i cant sleep anyone up? 

Huey: I am, for some reason. Is there a reason you can't sleep? 

onedamngoodmistake: i have what some people call insomnia 

i called it my mind hating me 

usually i just watch a show or something but i dont wanna wake my uncle up with the noise and my earbuds are so far away

Huey: How far?

onedamngoodmistake: two feet at least 

id have to get outta bed to get them and i just 

dont wanna 

Huey: You could listen to it quietly. 

onedamngoodmistake: i live on a boat quiets not a thing 

Huey: You live on a boat? That's unusual. I don't think I've ever met anyone whose lived on a boat, what it's like? 

onedamngoodmistake: swayey 

thanks for saying unusual btw. ppl usually just say weird, or worse 

Huey: 'Swayey' is not a word. 

onedamngoodmistake: its too early for you to correct my grammar 

Huey: That's not grammar. 

onedamngoodmistake: im going to bed 

9:37 AM

General

GoddessofGays: anyone on? i'm bored 

Violet: I am as I stayed home today, I'm allowed two mental health days a month and I'm using one. I'm assuming the others are in school though. You said yesterday you were homeschooled, do you not have lessons today? 

GoddessofGays: no, my granny's busy today, she's also the housekeeper for the person we're staying with. she mostly teaches me when she doesn't have a lot to do. any reason you're using it today? unless you don't want to talk about it! i won't force you to or anything. 

Violet: That is awfully considerate of you, Webby, thank you, but you're fine. I'm mostly just using it to catch up on some reading, I'll have to admit those family members got to me more than I thought they would and need a day to just relax. 

GoddessofGays: YOU READ TO RELAX TOO?!?!?!?! 

you've just become my best friend @everyone else is gonna have to step up 

that's actually what i was doing before i got on here but my library only has so many books 😔 

Violet: The more I learn about you the more questions I have. You have your own library? 

GoddessofGays: a small one at the bottom of my room yeah. there's also another library in the house but its being refurbished right now so... can't really go in there.  

Violet: Well, it's safe to say you have the most interesting life out of all of us. Is there a way for you to get more books for your personal library? 

GoddessofGays: awe thanks, Violet! 

i'm sure if i asked my granny would get me some but i don't wanna bother her.

Violet: Hmm, I can't say for sure if it would bother her since I don't know her at all but if it's something you really want she should understand. I know my Dads' always support my interests and I personally believe all guardians should. I am correct in assuming your grandmother is your primary guardian, yes? 

GoddessofGays: yep! it's just her, I, and the other person we live with. and sometimes their chauffeur, he's pretty cool. she definitely supports my interests but there's a difference between support and asking for something yaknow? she already does so much for me, i don't wanna ask for too much. 

onedamngoodmistake: hey as someone who's vaguely following the conversation and used to have problems asking for things, its okay to ask for something every now and then, it doesnt make you a problem or anything. parents, guardians, whatever, they want to do stuff for us, they want us to feel comfortable asking for things we need and want, even if they cant always get it. its just what they do. 

k gtg before teachers notices my phone out hope this helped! 

GoddessofGays: yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense, thanks, Louie! 

ok, i'm gonna go see how busy my granny is and go from there 

have fun reading, Violet!  

Violet: Thank you and I wish you luck. 

11:48 AM

General

DewDrop: gl webby get those books!

also @Violet im totally fighting you for the position of her best friend 

Violet: That's a problem seeing as I intend to keep this position. 

DewDrop: nods with respect we will have a worthy fight 

Violet: I look forward to it. 

... This is how you banter, right?

DewDrop: abosulety 

1:26 PM

General 

GoddessofGays: update time! 

ok so i spoke to my granny and she said she would be more than happy to get me some more books so it looks like you were right @Violet and @onedamngoodmistake.

then we talked about other stuff and i.... i think im gonna do it guys.

im gonna come out to her, i just need to figure everything out first. 

will let you guys know how it goes! 

1:44 PM 

General

GayMagic: webs youre brave than any us marine 

also @DewDrop and @Violet im joining the fight for her best friend 

Violet: Lena, are you certain it's a good idea to text during class? 

GayMagic: i dont go to school

school is for suckers 

Violet:... Are you homeschooled like Webby? 

GayMagic: what part of school is for suckers did you not understand? i know what i need to know the rest doesnt matter 

Violet: Seeing as you're only 15 I don't think that's the entire truth but I won't push it. If you ever get interested in learning school stuff I can send you some websites and other resources. 

GayMagic: yeah i dont see that happening anytime soon but thanks anyway 

that stuff just seems soooo boring to me 

like its fine if its your thing but its not for me 

watching cool cartoons is more my speed 

speaking of 

Violet: What have I gotten myself into being in this discord? 

DewDrop: love you too violet 

4:51 PM

General

GoddessofGays: guys i told her! i actually did it! 

Huey: How'd it go?

GoddessofGays: in the best possible way! she was completely supportive about everything! she even agreed to buy me girl clothes so guess what im doing @Huey

if you want that is 

Huey: Webby, that would be amazing! Just as soon as I come out myself. 

GoddessofGays: no rush, i don't mind holding onto to them for a while 

DewDrop: webs you know what this means????

GoddessofGays: 👀👀👀

DewDrop: you get to join the out club! 

GoddessofGays: ooo fun! 

Violet: I'm glad your coming out went well, Webby. It's always wonderful when we're surrounded by people who love and support us. 

onedamngoodmistake: 👆👆

@GayMagic get in here and join the party 

GayMagic: fuck off im watching something

glad it went good webs 

GoddessofGays: 😊 

you guys are the best 

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Friday, 3:57 PM

General

onedamngoodmistake: schools out for the weekend! 

im free! 

DewDrop: sux that its only for two days though ☹️

onedamngoodmistake: dont ruin my good mood 

Violet: I fail to see why breaks have to be so inconsistent as a whole, like the winter holidays for example. We only get two weeks off, if it's supposed to be time off to celebrate the holidays, shouldn't we get ALL the holidays off? 

DewDrop: so youre saying we should get the whole month off??? 😏

Violet: Yes, actually. Considering Hanukkah's dates change from year to year but are usually within the month of December. Plus, with the amount of pressure school places on us these days two weeks is not a long enough break for half way through the school year. 

onedamngoodmistake: school really is the worst isn't it?? 

DewDrop: yerp! 

4:06 PM 

General 

DewDrop: violet how do you know so much about Hanukkah??? 

sorry if thats invasive or anything im just curious

Violet: I'm Jewish.

DewDrop: that explains it 

not that i think you have to be a certain religion to know a lot about it, its just most non-jewish people ive met havent known that 

Violet: Understandable. Many people don't take the time to really research religion unless it pertains to them, and even then it's only if it's an important part of their life. I myself try to understand all religions as best as I can as I believe it's a good way to understand people themselves. 

GoddessofGays: SAME

asndjokijsfejf we really are best friends! 

are you excited for it this year? 

Violet: Extremely. Hanukkah is a very special time for me and if I'm on less when that time comes around that'll be why. 

DewDrop: thats okay i probably wont be on much once it gets closer to Christmas. my moms' have a bunch of friends come over, and even though we see them practically all the time it's still nice to hang out with them. and getting a lot of presents, but mostly the hanging out part! 

GoddessofGays: Dewey, i stan you. 

Christmas's where i live aren't that exciting, just my granny and i. not that that's not great but it can get kinda... lonely 

onedamngoodmistake: webby i completely understand how you feel, its the same way at my place. just my uncle and i. we go all out for it though! its like my uncles second favorite holiday, and i think he tries to make up for the fact that it is just the two of us. idc that much though, never really needed anyone else before joining this discord 

DewDrop: awe! 

onedamngoodmistake: someone else talk about their holidays now 

DewDrop: webby the another person you live with doesnt celebrate with you??? 

GoddessofGays: oh no they hate Christmas! 

well not Christmas so much as santa 

DewDrop: THEY HATE SANTA??? 😱😱😱😱

onedamngoodmistake: WHO HATES SANTA?? 

GoddessofGays: they've got some personal grudge against him for some reason, everytime i ask my granny about she just says it's best if i dont know.

so yeah just her and i. 

which is super fun! but it's just hard sometimes, around the holidays. i always wonder what it would be like if our other family members were celebrating with us, or even if we have other family members. i could ask her about it but i know it's something she doesn't like talking about and idk if i really want to know or if it's just the holidays making me think. so that's my Christmas! 

DewDrop: thats... a lot to unpack 

GayMagic: lets just throw away the whole suitcase 

what up nerds im back

finally finished SU  

what i miss?

DewDrop: alot 

lena what do you do for the holidays??? 

GayMagic: i dont really celebrate any holidays but ive always been partial towards yule 

the winter solstice is a very magical time of year

Violet: Interesting, Yule is considered a Pagan holiday. Do you engage in any other Pagan holidays? 

GayMagic: eh kinda 

like i do different spells 'n stuff around the corresponding holidays but thats it 

not really a religious person 

GoddessofGays: wait you really do magic i thought that was just your aesthetic 

GayMagic: yeah it uh... runs in the family 

my real aesthetic is crippling self doubt 

GoddessofGays: isnt that a mood 

4:48 PM 

General 

onedamngoodmistake: guys i found it the emoji that describes me perfectly

🤑 

Violet: Explain. 

onedamngoodmistake: i like money 

GayMagic: fair enough 

5:02 PM 

Memes

GoddessofGays: i know its a little before our time but do any of you remember vine? 

DewDrop: ROAD WORK AHEAD 

YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES 

GayMagic: I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL 

onedamngoodmistake: HURRICANE KATRINA MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA 

Gaymagic: WHAT UP IM JARED IM 19 AND I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO FUCKING READ 

DewDrop: STOP I COULDVE DROPPED MY CROSSIANT 

onedamngoodmistake: AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES 

GayMagic: 2 GUYS 

onedamngoodmistake: CHILING IN A HOTTUB

GoddessofGays: FIVE FEET APART CAUSE THEYRE NOT GAY 

onedamngoodmistake: THIS BICH EMPTY

YEET 

Violet: I understand none of this. 

DewDrop: that's okay we love you anyways

5:16 PM

General

onedamngoodmistake: hey anyone heard from huey today?? 

Violet: Maybe he's doing something with his Dad? 

onedamngoodmistake: yeah probably i was just curious 

GoddessofGays: okay can we go back to the emoji thing cause i found my perfect one,

💖

GayMagic: very nice 

hmmm i guess mine would be 

🌑

what about you vi? 

Violet: Well I guess if I had to pick one it would be this,

📙

DewDrop: nods youre secretly a book 

and hereeeees mine!!! 

🌈 

GayMagic: you win 

5:29 PM

General

GoddessofGays: hey Dewey how come your nickname's DewDrop? 

DewDrop: its a nickname my moms gave me 

GoddessofGays: cute! 

next question, @Violet are you ever gonna change your nickname? 

Violet: Perhaps. Do any of you have any suggestions? 

GayMagic: something to do with nerd stuff 

like math or fencing 

DewDrop: fencing??? 

GayMagic: fencing is for nerds

DewDrop: its a sport???

GayMagic: a sport for nerds 

GoddessofGays: maybe you can do something like your tumblr username Violet!! 

also i know how to fence and its actually pretty cool so... 

not that 'nerd' things can't be cool! but the way you were talking about it kinda made it sound bad.... unless i'm really misreading that! 

GayMagic: nah, i come off like that sometimes. i didnt meant anything bad about it though. violets a nerd but shes also really cool  

Violet: Hmm, that's not a bad idea, Webby, I'll consider it. 

And thanks, Lena, you're really cool too. 

DewDrop: all of us are really cool! cool kids club!!

GayMagic: yeah im not going by that 

DewDrop: 😔 

fine... i guess ill be a cool kid all by myself 

GoddessofGays: doesn't that defeat the purpose?

DewDrop: probably 

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(5:18 PM) youshouldseemeinacrown: i know you said you dont use your tumblr a lot but i just wanted to see if you were okay, no ones heard from you all day and thats not really like you so.... yeah 

(5:26 PM) book-nerd: Louie, if I tell you something can you promise not to tell the others? 

youshouldseemeinacrown: if thats what you want then yeah ofc 

book-nerd: Today I found out I'm autistic. My Dad took me to see some specialist and they did some tests, apparently he had had some suspicions for a while and wanted to see for sure. I'm still trying to process it. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: oh wow that wasnt what i was expecting. not in like a bad way! theres nothing wrong with being autistic just... 

book-nerd: Unexpected? Yeah it was for me too. I guess some part of me had thought, maybe, but... girls don't often get diagnosed with it and unfortunately I was born one so I figured I'd never really know. And I know it's not a bad thing it's just gonna take some getting used to. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: i get it, i have anxiety. those two things arent like comparable or anything i just get what its like to have to come to terms with something about yourself, mentally 

book-nerd: I don't know, I'd say there pretty comparable. People with anxiety often get misdiagnosed with autism and vice-versa. One thing isn't worse to have than the other, there's a stigma around having anxiety but it's not inherently a bad thing, just something some people have to deal with. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: hue i came to check on you and you end up trying to make me feel better, that's... something else to be sure. if you ever need someone to talk about this with I'm here. thanks for telling me. 

book-nerd: The same goes to you too, Louie, whenever you need to. No problem... you're easy to talk to. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: glad i could help 

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5:37 PM

General

onedamngoodmistake: im back whatd i miss?? 

DewDrop: louie join my club! lets be cool kids together!!

onedamngoodmistake: yeah alright 

GoddessofGays: wait wait wait i never said i wouldn't join the club 

DewDrop: yes!! up to three people!! ok wbu violet?? 

Violet: I'm afraid I'll have to side with Lena on this one. I do not like that name. 

DewDrop: ah well three peoples good 

wait louie whered you go? 

onedamngoodmistake: went to check on huey. turns out you guys were right but i just wanted to be sure. 

DewDrop: youre so pure 

onedamngoodmistake: dont make me leave the club 

DewDrop: 😱 

onedamngoodmistake: ok you won me back 

sooo violet have an idea for a nick name yet?? 

GayMagic: 👀👀 

Violet: Yes, Actually. 

Violet has changed their nickname to Clair-Violet 

Clair-Violet: What do you guys think? 

DewDrop: i like it!

but im not sure i get it 

GoddessofGays: like clairvoyant 

its a pun 

i like it too Violet it really suits you! 

GayMagic: are you actually clairvoyant? 

Clair-Violet: In some ways I like to think that I am. 

onedamngoodmistake: care

care to explain that?? 

Clair-Violet: Not really, no. 

GayMagic: wow this discord is filled with mysterious people 

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Tuesday, 3:21 PM

Venting

DewDrop: anyone else like it when their adhd makes it literally impossible to do anything???  

GayMagic: oof, that's rough buddy. wanna talk about it? 

DewDrop: well right now im trying to do some homework but my brain keeps drifting to this stupid commercial i saw earlier 

and i could always do it later but ill just keep pushing it off and none of it will get done 

but all my brain does is keep going 'safelite repair safelite replace' over and over again

instead of you know actually being produktive 

GayMagic: god i hate that commerical 

DewDrop: I KNOW I DO TOO BUT THATS NOT THE POINT 

Clair-Violet: If I may, Dewey, do you take any medication for your ADHD? 

DewDrop: no i dewey not 

my moms have been trying to find one that works but nl so far 

i always end up getting use to them ☹️ 

Clair-Violet: Well in the meantime might I suggest using some of these tips [Link: ways to cope with ADHD]. 

DewDrop: violet 

i love you 

Clair-Violet: I appreciate you as well. 

DewDrop: ill take it!! 

3:36 PM

General 

Huey: DO YOU GUYS KNOW GIZMODUCK BECAUSE I THINK MY DAD MIGHT BE HIM

GayMagic: welcome back huey 

and yes ive heard of him 

DewDrop: shouldnt that stay a secret???

Huey: MAYBE BUT I'M FREAKING OUT 

I MEAN HOW DO I EVEN DEAL WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 

GoddessofGays: you could,,, talk to him?? i guess 

besides don't we have a rule by now that whatever happens in this discord stays in this discord??

GayMagic: no but we should 

Huey: Guys, please focus. I need help. 

Talking seems like a good idea but how would I even start? 

DewDrop: you should just be like 'hey dad i know youre gizmoduck!' you know just rip the bandaid off 

Huey: No, no, I won't be doing that. Thank you though. 

GoddessofGays: maybe you could do something like that just less.... abrupt?? you know ease into it, like if you were coming out! you wouldn't just say you're pan and/or trans, you'd build up to it! that's what i did anyways and it went really well! 

Huey: That's a good idea, Webby, thanks. I'm just worried about him, you know? Being a superhero is super risky, what if he gets hurt, or worse? Ugh, I thought finding stuff out would make my life easier. 

onedamngoodmistake: who told u that??? 

GoddessofGays: whoever said that was a liar. i always get sooo stressed when i think about things ive learned when i wasnt supposed to. 

DewDrop: the fuck does that mean? 

GoddessofGays: it means exactly what you think it means, Dewey. 

GayMagic: this discord has the attention span of a squirrel 

3:47 PM

Blacklist/Triggers 

GayMagic: anyone know what to do when your aunt is being the worst 

GoddessofGays: no sorry. what's she doing? 

GayMagic: oh you know the usual calling me worthless saying all never amount to anything

normal stuff 

GoddessofGays: lena just say the word i'll fight your aunt for you, you wonderful angel. 

GayMagic: thamks webby but its kinda hard to fight a shadow 

Huey: I'm sorry, what? 

GayMagic: yeah shes like in my shadow somehow?? i dont know the.... big word thingy of it

Clair-Violet: Logistics? 

GayMagic: thats the bitch 

anyway you cant really fight a shadow so.... 

guess im stuck 🤷

Huey: Wait go back, how is she in your shadow? And if she really is in your shadow isn't there a way to... make her go away? 

Is that the right phrasing? I don't know how this stuff works. 

GayMagic: some kinda magic she got banished by some dude about 15 years and she made me so she could get revenge

but thats wack so i dont do it 

DewDrop: .... lena are you a shadow?

GayMagic: yeah its something i try not to think about to much 

also as much as id like it theres unfortunately no way to make her go away. idk if thats the right phrasing but i also dc so... 

onedamngoodmistake: ok so back to her saying mean things about you cant you just like tell her off or something??? 

GayMagic: i wish! everytime i try she just gets more annoying

GoddessofGays: i'll still try to fight her for you if you want. 

Clair-Violet: The important thing in this kind of situation is to know she's not telling the truth. Do you know that? 

GayMagic: yeeeaaaahh... 

Huey: Lena, of course she's not telling the truth. You're a very smart and capable person, she's only saying that stuff so she'll have power over you, it's one of the most prominent signs of verbal abuse. The best thing you can do is not let her. 

GayMagic: i dont know i mean she's bad but she's not that bad seems a little extreme to call it abuse. dont you guyss parents/guardians ever say stuff like that to you? 

onedamngoodmistake: i can say with full confidence that my uncle has not once said anything like that to me and would kill anyone who did 

DewDrop: same with my moms 

lena is there anyone you can reach out to? 

GayMagic: no just me but guys im fine really its nothing i cant handle 

look im gonna... go i have things to do see ya guys 

Huey: Okay, if you're sure. We're here whenever you need us.

GayMagic: thanks 

3:58 PM

DewDrop has created a new channel Support 

DewDrop: do you guys think we should do something to help lena? 

Clair-Violet: Yes, unfortunately we have no way to do it. We don't know where she is or how to get rid of her aunt, and until we can figure that out there's nothing we can do but there for her. 

GoddessofGays: does anyone have any way to access magic, i'd do it myself but

WAIT 

I HAVE SOMETHING 

ok so the guy i live with doesn't like magic but i've been sneaking books in and there's one called 'Grimoire Du Merlock' that i think might be able to help 

i'll let you guys know after i skim through it 

DewDrop: alright 

4:01 PM 

Recommendations 

onedamngoodmistake: ok while we're waiting for that can we go back to talking about su 

DewDrop: YES I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT 

oh where to start??? 

ok 

firstly the music

it is SO GOOD 😍

onedamngoodmistake: i know! 

i have a whole playlist decitated to it on spotify 

DewDrop: gasp link? 👉👈

onedamngoodmistake: [Link] 

Clair-Violet: You know, I've heard a lot about this show through my mutals on Tumblr. Unbiasedly, do you think it's something I should check out? 

onedamngoodmistake: yeah its definitely worth checking out, if you like it theres a ton of other shows i could also recommend

tv has basically been my only friend up until now 

Clair-Violet: I shall keep that in mind. Also, mood. 

Did I do that right?

onedamngoodmistake: its perfect 

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(4:03 PM) edgymagic: hey its uh lena from discord, i was wondering if i could talk to you? 

(4:03 PM) GoddessofGays: of course, anytime! what's up? 

edgymagic: its about my aunt 

ive been thinking about what the others have been saying 

i know i said i could handle it.... but i dont know how true that is 

she cant actually do anything to me but... 

GoddessofGays: Lena, it doesn't matter if she can't physically harm you she's still hurting you. it's okay if you can't handle it, its not a thing to handle, its a situation to get out of. i know that's... difficult for you, i've been looking through a spell book to try and find something and when i do i'll tell you. Promise. 

edgymagic: thanks, webs but even if i could get rid of her i would disappear to, theres no point im just... stuck 

GoddessofGays: maybe what you need right now is to actually see someone, do you want to do a video call? 

edgymagic: that sounds really great lets do it 

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4:03 PM

Music 

DewDrop: lkijsuhfudiojsfhu I LOVE THIS MUSIC SO MUCH 

like if i could only listen to one soundtrack the rest of my life it would be this one

Huey: I really like the instrumental stuff, myself. It stands out from other shows by a mile, I can always tell when one of the episodes is on just by the music. 

DewDrop: wait huey you watch su, since when?? 

Huey: Since the start pretty much, after it got heavy on the plot stuff. People keep talking about how good it was after like the first 20? episodes and I decided to check it out. 

DewDrop: ok but where have you been when weve been talking about it?? cause weve been doing it alot 

Huey: I guess I felt like I had nothing to say? I don't know how to do stuff like that, I've never had anyone to do it with. 

DewDrop: well you have us now dude were your friends we want you to talk about this kinda stuff with us

but only if you want to 

Huey: Thanks, Dewey. I'll try to remember that. 

4:12 PM

General 

Clair-Violet: I don't mean to pry but shouldn't Webby be done by now? 

onedamngoodmistake: maybe its a big book?? 

Clair-Violet: Hmm, that is a possibility. 

Huey: Guys, she and Lena are in the voice chat, they're probably talking about it. We probably shouldn't be. 

onedamngoodmistake: oh shit dewey can you delete those messages??

DewDrop: on it! 

DewDrop has deleted 6 messages 

4:13 PM

General 

Huey: So, we're all in agreement that learning things is stressful? 

onedamngoodmistake: YES 

everyone tells you that it gets easier once you figure yourself out 

but ive never been more tired

DewDrop: mood 

i mean yeah after i had a name for what was different about me a weight lifted off my shoulder 

but now it feels like i over think everything

yeah i guess if anything would make me stressful it would be the adhd 

Huey: I'd imagine so. Overthinking is often our own worst enemy. That's why I'm coming up with techniques to combat it. 

onedamngoodmistake: hows it going??? 

Huey: Pretty good, actually. 

4:23 PM 

Support

GoddessofGays: ok so i looked through the book and we can't do anything but lena might be able to

we've been talking about it for the past 20 minutes and i was able to talk her into at least trying 

she'll let us know how it goes 

Clair-Violet: That's good, does she have some sort of plan in case she's successful? 

GoddessofGays: she said she'd pretty much been homeless and self-reliant her whole life. i'm worried about that but, one problem at a time. 

onedamngoodmistake: wait if shes homeless how does she have a phone??? 

GoddessofGays: maybe she has a job! 

onedamngoodmistake: yeah.... 

you tend to see the good in people dont you? 

GoddessofGays: yeah! why? 

onedamngoodmistake: ... just wondering 

DewDrop: so @GoddessofGays what'd you find?? 

like a spell or a ritual....?? 

👀👀 

GoddessofGays: yes  

DewDrop: yeah alright 

4:34 PM

Selfies 

onedamngoodmistake: [image]

felt cute might delete later 

DewDrop: yall ever see a someone so gorgeous you just dfuhsnioksnfiuehj 

onedamngoodmistake: 😳 STOP 

DewDrop: NEVER 😜

GoddessofGays: Louie, you are so stunning!!!

onedamngoodmistake: thamks its the trauma

wait that doesnt make sense 

DewDrop: lou-lou, i stan you 

onedamngoodmistake: never call me that again

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(4:40 PM) book-nerd: Help, I think I have a crush on Louie. 

(4:43 PM) GoddessofGays: wow we really are useless 

it was the picture wasn't it?? 

book-nerd: NO

...It wasn't just the picture. They're just so.... incredible.

And now I have to find out they're cute. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO CUTE???  

GoddessofGays: if it helps i'm pretty sure i have a crush on lena 

we can be useless gays together 

book-nerd: Well, we're already trans siblings. 

GoddessofGays: *sends a you virtual hug*

also i just squee'd so hard my granny came and asked if i was okay. 

book-nerd: Webby, I love you. 

GoddessofGays: i love you too!!!! 💚💜🧡💙 

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5:25 PM

General 

GoddessofGays: it's offical, Huey and I are siblings. 

DewDrop: thats a step up from best friend @Huey how did you do it??? 

Huey: solidarity. 

GayMagic: solidarity. what happens when you leave the milk in the fridge after its spoiled

onedamngoodmistake: ok thats it ive had enough of the puns! 

Huey: What's wrong Louie dont you wanna have a pun time??? 

onedamngoodmistake: i stg i will leave this server right now 

GoddessofGays: aw you're no pun. 

Louie has left the server.

GoddessofGays: dkijuhyuiolmrnjhyueui

DewDrop: kisjuhyrufdisokfjh

GayMagic: oijefudopslkfjiusdfjdkls

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Thursday, 2:47 AM 

DewDrop has created a new channel Tumblr-Posts 

DewDrop: its 2 in the morning and ive decided we need a place to share our posts 

also i cant sleep 

GoddessofGays: same hat 

my brain refuses to stop running

DewDrop: 👈👈 mine too! 

🤝

GoddessofGays: 🤝

3:05 AM

General 

Dewdrop: lemonade is liquid candy 

GoddessofGays: explain?

Dewdrop: no 

GayMagic: its

THREE IN THE MORNING 

Dewdrop: i got other hot takes you wanna hear them??

oh wait i gotta let louie back in server 

Challenger approaching - Louie has appeared!

GayMagic: well well well look who come crawling back 

Louie: @Dewdrop you woke me up

for this 

Dewdrop: i had to do it before i forgot 

GoddessofGays: welcome back Louie! 

Louie: web youre only valid person ever 

ok i good back bed now 

GayMagic: yeah me too 

and if you 2 dont as well i will curse you 

its to early for this shit 

Dewdrop: fair enough 

7:35 AM 

General 

Huey: I talked to my Dad about him being Gizmoduck last night, I feel a lot better about it now. He was able to reassure me that he was being careful and... 

Louie: and??? 

Huey: He said he's doing it for me. 

GoddessofGays: AWWW HUEY! 

Huey: Webby, how much sleep did you get last night? 

GoddessofGays: don't make this about me. 

Louie: ha! 

also i need to change my name 

also also hue arent you in school too why are you on discord 

are you skipping 👀👀

Huey: I have a Doctor's appointment in a couple of hours. 

Louie: oh 

o-k new name time! 

Louie has changed their name to idontthinkicaughtyourname

GoddessofGays: Nice! 

Huey: Webby, go back to sleep. 

... 

That's a song reference isn't it?

idontthinkicaughtyourname: yup 👈

GayMagic: discord how to turn off notifications 

Huey: Good morning, Lena!  

And if you really want to there's a setting for it on the people icon in the top right corner. 

GayMagic: thank 

ok before i go 

Lena has changed their name to imsorry

idontthinkicaughtyourname: YES 

Huey: I don't get you people. 

11:46 PM

General

Dewdrop: glad it went well hue! good luck at the doctor's office! 

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(1:03 PM) youshouldseemeinacrown: saw you were online and thought id ask how the appointment went 

it was for something to do with your autism right? 

(1:03 PM) book-nerd: Yeah it was. It was fine, thanks for asking. It's just weird suddenly having this in my life. I know I've always been autistic but now it's real and in my head and I don't know how to deal with it. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: why dont you talk to your dad about it?  

book-nerd: Fear I guess. He's been really supportive so far but I'm so scared of upsetting him by being confused about this. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: but you just found out about it how would you be anything other THAN confused? look you dont have to if you dont want to but when i talked to my uncle about my anxiety diagnosis i felt a lot better about it. he knew a lot about it so he was able to answer my questions but even if your dad doesnt saying it out loud and having someone listen will be a huge loadoff. just think about it. 

book-nerd: Yeah, I will. Thanks, Louie. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: 👍

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1:09 PM

Huey: Hey I was wondering if you could add ableism to the blacklist. 

Dewdrop: THATS THE ONE I FORGOT 

sure thing dude no problem 

Huey: Thanks.

1:12 PM 

General

Dewdrop: @imsorry @idontthinkicaughtyourname LOVE this 

i think its time gays 

imsorry: 👀👀👀

Dewdrop has changed their name to BItterthanyou 

imsorry: so what your saying is youre more bitter than us? 

BItterthanyou: ... 

FUCK 

Huey: oksijdhuysiozpkdnhisyu7ghjk

Did- Did I do it right? 

imsorry: BAPIES FIRST KEYSMASH 

@everyone 

@everyone

@everyone

GoddessofGays: YEAH!

GO HUEY! 

BItterthanyou: now we just have to wear violet down 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: why is there a seven in it? 

GoddessofGays: *gretchen wieners voice* on my god, Louie, you cant just ask people why they put a seven in their keysmash

imsorry: asjdhgsuhijxfnhseiduy

I LOVE MEAN GIRLS 

BItterthanyou: she doesn't even go here! 

imsorry: stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. it’s not going to happen!

BItterthanyou: get in loser, we're going shopping! 

GoddessofGays: oh can we PLEASE watch it right now??? 

Huey: Half of us are currently in school. 

imsorry: ill watch with you webs 

GoddessofGays: 🥰 

3:57 PM 

Music

GoddessofGays: fellow Billie Eilish stans, have you heard her new song yet? 

follow up question, would you happen to have a link for it?

BItterthanyou: [link] 

you can also just search it up on yt yaknow?? 

GoddessofGays: oh yeah i don't have an account. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: HOW 

EVERYONE HAS A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT 

EVEN MY UNCLE HAS ONE  

GoddessofGays: i got this phone a few days before joining this discord and haven't made one yet. 

BItterthanyou: .... youve been following me on tumblr for months 

GoddessofGays: .... 

you can make an account from a laptop? 

imsorry: webby who are you 

GoddessofGays: i'm Webby, you just said that? 

imsorry: no like

nvr mind 

i think you broke dewey and louie 

BItterthanyou: no im here im queer

and i have no fears! 

Clair-Violet: That's not possible, everyone is scared of something. 

BItterthanyou: vio-let, i have a reputa-tion! 😩 

imsorry: no you dont 

BItterthanyou: WOW

YOU COME INTO MY DISCORD 

imsorry: 🤷

Huey: Are we just gonna ignore how Webby said she couldn't look that song up because she doesn't have a YouTube account? 

GoddessofGays: I DON'T KNOW HOW THE INTERNET WORKS

DON'T JUDGE ME 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: huey before a week ago you only used the internet for research you cant talk 

Huey: This is what friendship gets me. 

Betrayal. 

imsorry: what are you gonna do

leave 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: oh please dont make that a meme 

BItterthanyou: too late! 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i,,,, has also been betrayed,,, 

4:17 PM

Music

idontthinkicaughtyourname: wow 

ok i see how it is 

4:19 PM 

Tumblr-Posts

GoddessofGays: [link]

IS THERE NO SECRECY THESE DAYS??? 

@BItterthanyou  

BItterthanyou: i can explain 

i found it REALLY funny 

GoddessofGays: well now tumblr knows i can't use the internet. 

i hope you're happy. 

BItterthanyou: i dont have that many followers 

GoddessofGays: you have the most out of everyone here! 

Clair-Violet: And you just know that? 

GoddessofGays: i have stalked all of your tumblrs i am not afraid to admit that. 

Clair-Violet: Okay, I'm strangely flattered. 

GoddessofGays: feel free to stalk mine too if you want! 

@imsorry @idontthinkicaughtyourname YOU REBLOGGED IT??? 

Violet is my only friend /j. 

Huey: Wait, what did I do? 

GoddessofGays: nothing, we're siblings. 

Huey: Oh. 

🙂 

GoddessofGays: the rest of you are on thin ice. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: [image of a kitten and a bunny cuddling] 

GoddessofGays: okay you're forgiven. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i am

the webby whisperer 

BItterthanyou: soaijfuhidsopldfmnshyuhjk 

5:39 PM 

General 

Huey: Quick this is a time sensitive question, what do you do when a cute boy flirts with you? 

BItterthanyou: flirt back?? 

imsorry: panic 

GoddessofGays: defeat him in combat. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: ask why 

Huey: Thank you all for that /s. 

imsorry: where are you that a cute boy is flirting with you at 6 pm

Huey: Junior Woodchuck meeting. 

Clair-Violet: What a coincidence, I am also a Junior Woodchuck. Though I refrain from attending events like that to focus on real work of Woodchucking. 

Huey: You're missing out. 

imsorry: cause of all the cute boys? /j 

Huey: Anyways. 

We met at the last get together and hung out a bit. He's new to being a Woodchuck and he apparently doesn't have any friends. 

... I don't think he was flirting with me. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: felt that 

you know if hes gay or not?

Huey: He does have a pride pin on his sash. 

BItterthanyou: invite him to the server! invite him to the server! 

Huey: Really? Are you guys sure? 

GoddessofGays: yeah! i'm always down for more new friends! 

imsorry: sure why not 

Clair-Violet: I am always interested in meeting fellow Woodchucks, it's alright with me. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: 👍

Huey: Okay, then I'll ask. 

Actually before I do can we delete this whole conversation? 

BIttterthanyou has deleted 25 messages.  

6:02 PM

General

BOYD has joined. Stay a while and listen!

BOYD: Hi, I'm BOYD! 

BItterthanyou: oh my god i love you already. 

anyways hi im dewey welcome to the server! 

please make an intro and read the blacklist before doing anything else! 

also let me know if you want anything added to it 

oh and

[image of everyone intros] 

so you dont have to scroll up 

BOYD: Thank you! I'm BOYD, I'm 13, and I'm definitely a real boy! 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: you sure are buddy 

im louie btw 

BOYD: Nice to meet you, Louie! 

imsorry: lena here any reason your name is in caps or is it just like aesthetic? 

BOYD: It's how my name is spelled! 

Also my pronouns are he/him and they/them and I am currently questioning my romantic orientation but I know I am not straight.  

BItterthanyou: your so cool 

guys im gonna start spelling my name is all caps 

imsorry: no 

BItterthanyou: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

nvrmind i just talked to my moms and they said i cant 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: lmao 

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7:23 PM 

General 

imsorry: alright gang you know what time it is 

BItterthanyou: summer time?? 

imsorry: no 

its time to initiate boyd into our gang 

what emoji describes you best @BOYD 

BOYD: Oh, um gee I don't really know. I only got this phone a few days ago. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: what is it with people in this discord getting phones so late in life 

GoddessofGays: gasp another one!

join me 

BOYD: Sure! 

And, Louie, it's complicated. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: oh i meant that as like a hypothetical you dont have share anything you dont want to 

BOYD: Oh, okay! 

I don't mind though. 

7:25 PM 

Blacklist/Triggers 

BOYD: My previous caretaker didn't allow me to have a phone unless it was for 'promotional purposes'. It wasn't really mine and it gotten taken away as soon as he didn't need to show me off any longer. But Huey helped me find my Dad a few days ago! I'm staying with him now and he offered to get me one! 

imsorry: @Huey um??

Huey: ...I've had a very busy week. 

BItterthanyou: DUDE 

UNDERSTATEMENT MUCH?? 

Huey: It's not that big a deal. We just went to Tokyolk. 

imsorry: why 

BOYD: To figure out what was causing my glitching! ...I was sort of made in Tokyolk. My previous caretaker messed with my wiring so much that it was causing me to short out. So Huey took me to his Dad to try and figure it out and we all ended up in Tokyolk. I'm perfectly fine now, so no need to worry! 

GoddessofGays: made? like a robot? 

BOYD: Technically yes, but I am a real boy! 

BItterthanyou: preaching to the choir here

if you say youre a real boy youre a real boy

Violet: So you met your Dad in Tokyolk?

BOYD: Oh no, my real Dad is Gyro Gearloose! 

imsorry: @Huey your dad's boyfriend?? 

Huey: Not anymore, they broke up so Gyro could spend time with Boyd. 

BItterthanyou: this is too much information at one time 

can we talk about something light hearted now?? 

7:42 PM

General 

GoddessofGays: i saw a opossum outside my window last night. 

BItterthanyou: webby gets me  

Friday, 7:15 AM

Memes

BItterthanyou: its radical saturday!

Clair-Violet: It’s Friday. 

BItterthanyou: irrevalant!  

Huey: Please. You're killing me. Learn how to spell. 

BItterthanyou: never! 

you didnt tell us you went to tokyolk so you have to deal with my misspellings 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: thats fair

Huey: Oh, friends are supposed to tell each other things like that? 

Clair-Violet: I have as little experience with you as you do but I would assume so. Friends like hearing what is going on in their friends lives. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: 👆

Huey: Noted. I'll do so in the future. 

Okay, school is starting now so I'm signing off. Talk to you guys later! 

Clair-Violet: I am as well. Ha det. 

BItterthanyou: wha??? 

Clair-Violet: Ha det. It's Norwegian for goodbye. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: our friends are weird 

8:03 AM

General 

GoddessofGays: @Clair-Violet YOU KNOW NORSE TOO??? 

BEST FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! 

imsorry: and you just know a dead language? 

GoddessofGays: of course, who wouldn't want to talk like a viking! 

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(8:05 AM) edgymagic: i may have a crush on webby 

(8:06 AM) youshouldseemeinacrown: ha 

but no seriously gl 

also talk to dewey if you want to gush about it or whatever

edgymagic: gross 

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11: 47 AM

General 

Clair-Violet: @GoddessofGays Yes, fluently, and I also know Syriac and Akkadian. 

GoddessofGays: sdfjibsdhfjkledj

ME TOO 

my granny taught me! 

imsorry: wait how your granny know 3 dead languages? 

GoddessofGays: i don't know actually. never really questioned it. 

Clair-Violet: Perhaps she checked the right books out at a Library, that's how I did it. 

GoddessofGays: yeah, that's probably it. 

oh Lena! how's the aunt being in your shadow thing going? have you done the spell yet? 

imsorry: oh yeah that

i tried but she caught onto me 

GoddessofGays: are you okay? 

imsorry: yeah no im fine just still stuck with her 

GoddessofGays: i'm sorry, i really thought it would work. 

imsorry: dont worry about it at least you tried 

Clair-Violet: Well, anytime you need a distraction from her we're here. 

imsorry: thanks 

12:20 PM 

General

BOYD: Learning new languages sounds fun!  

BItterthanyou: how did this happen 

im friends with so many nerds 

BOYD: If being a nerd means you're true to yourself then I'm proud to be one! 

BItterthanyou: you know what thats fair enough 

imsorry: dewey just got TOLD 

BItterthanyou: youre on thin fucking ice lena 

i will abuse my admin powers if i have to 

imsorry: thats it

we gotta take admin away from dewey

BItterthanyou: ITS MY DISCORD  

imsorry: VIVA LA REVOLUTION 

2:15 PM 

General 

GoddessofGays: @Huey are you ever gonna change your name? 

3:47 PM

General

Huey: I don't know, if I think of a good one maybe. 

GoddessofGays: fair enough

oo! 

@BOYD you should change your name! 

BOYD: Umm, okay! 

BOYD has changed their name to A definitely real boy! 

BItterthanyou: perfect 

imsorry: a definitely real *boi 

BItterthanyou: EVEN BETTER 

A definitely real boy!: I'm afraid I don't get it. 

GoddessofGays: hang out around here long enough and you will 

Clair-Violet: Why does that sound like a threat? 

GoddessofGays: sidhugyeshujikdnshu7y 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: the 7 has returned! 

Goddessofgays: ljhysudijsahgytgvb

FRICK OFF!

idontthinkicaughtyourname: frick??? 

GoddesofGays: i'm not allowed to say the actual word and at this point in time i dont think i'm capable of it.  

idontthinkicaughtyourname: you know what you do you webby 

4:28 PM

General 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: ngl im kinda down for a revolution 

imsorry: YES 

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON YOU WERE MY FAVORITE

well second favorite 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: HEY 

imsorry: sns webby has you beat 

GoddessofGays: 🥰 

BItterthanyou: EXCUSE ME 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: your power hungry 

Clair-Violet: *You're 

Huey: *You're 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: alright damn 

BItterthanyou: dont think i wont use my admin powers against you too louie 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: you wont 

you like me too much 

BItterthanyou: ARE YOU IN MY MIND WHAT IS THIS 

Clair-Violet: I'm sorry, can we go back to Lena having a favorite? 

imsorry: what shes obviously the best person here 

GoddessofGays: POIEJRUKLSEJHUIYKJSDHGSHJ 

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

imsorry: see 

BItterthanyou: the only thing i see is BETRYAL 

Huey: *Betrayal 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: is this like your thing now 

Huey: Apparently, since none of you, sans Violet, know how to write correctly. 

GoddessofGays: i do not deserve to be to called out like this. 

imsorry: sir this is a discord chat 

(is sir ok?) 

Huey: (Yes, it's more than fine.) 

Even so grammar is important. 

BItterthanyou: UGH let us live our lives 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i wanna go back to talking about the revolution 

BItterthanyou: NO 

imsorry: you cant stop us dewey 

we will rise 

5:40 PM 

Music

BItterthanyou: I JUST REMEMBERED THE NEW TOP ABULM CAME OUT TODAY 

@idontthinkicaughtyourname wanna listen with me 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: sure 

i can find an anthem for the revolution 

BItterthanyou: stop 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i cannot be stopped 

only paused 

BItterthanyou: see now i cant be mad at you 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: all a part of my plan 

GoddessofGays: well, i think we know who Dewey's favorite is. 

BItterthanyou: whats that supposed to mean 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: its okay dew i like you to 

BItterthanyou: but am i your favorite?? 😃 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: no im my favorite 

BItterthanyou: 😟

imsorry: get you confidence like louie has 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: oh no this is a complete facade i lie to myself constantly 

Huey: Louie, are you okay? 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: eh 

5:57 PM 

Music 

A definitely real boy!: What is a TOP? 

BItterthanyou: ive change my mind BOYD is my favorite 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: the second time ive been betryed in a week 

Huey: You're doing it on purpose now. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i dont know what your talking about 

imsorry: @A definitely real boy! TOP or twenty one pilots is a band 

they do like alternative music and shit 

also wtf @BItterthanyou maybe i wanted to listen too 

BItterthanyou: YOURE TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION AGASINT ME 

imsorry: THEYRE APART OF IT TOO 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: (shut, up, i want to listen to the album!)

Clair-Violet: Can't you do that on your own? 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: dont call me out like this 

BItterthanyou: well now i HAVE to let them listen 

imsorry: ON WHAT GROUNDS 

BItterthanyou: THEYRE UPSET LENA 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: so upset. the most upset ive ever been. 

BItterthanyou: youre just using me for my music /j 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: you caught onto me /j 

...

/hj 

BItterthanyou: EXCUSE ME 

imsorry: pijuhysgdhijklsmjhuijklm 

GoddessofGays: i think this is the most offended Dewey has ever been. 

congrats, Louie! 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: thank you i take awards in the form of cash 

6:26 PM 

General 

A definitely real boy!: @Huey do we have a JW meeting tomorrow? 

Huey: No, it's next Saturday. But you can just text me you know? 

A definitely real boy!: Oh! Okay, I'll be sure do that! 

Huey: Alright. 

@Clair-Violet Would you ever consider going to a meeting? 

Clair-Violet: Hmm, maybe, if I had a reason to. I just don't see any, since all it gets me is teasing. 

Huey: Oh, that makes sense. I get teased a lot too, but now that I have BOYD it's better. Maybe if you made a friend it wouldn't be so bad. 

Clair-Violet: And there in lies the problem, none of the other Woodchucks wish to be friends with me. Perhaps if there were people there like everyone in this chat. 

A definitely real boy!: I'm sorry you don't have any friends there, Violet, if you were in our troop I'd totally hang out with you! 

Clair-Violet: Thank you, BOYD. That is much appreciated. 

GoddessofGays: that's it, i'm fighting all the people that don't want to be friends with you. 

imsorry: im down for a fight 

Clair-Violet: That won't be necessary but thank you both. 

GoddessofGays: aw ☹️

Huey: Webby, did you WANT to get in a fight? 

GoddessofGays: i've never actually been in one, i wanna do it once just for fun. 

well unless you count the fights i get into with my training dummies 

imsorry: i check out for five seconds and THIS is what i come back to?? 

A definitely real boy!: Why did you have training dummies? 

imsorry: classified right pink? 

GoddessofGays: 😱 PINK I LOVE IT 

also yes 

Huey: That doesn't surprise me at this point. 

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Saturday, 11:40 AM

General 

imsorry: @idontthinkicaughtyourname are you up

idontthinkicaughtyourname: its saturday i dont want to be 

BItterthanyou: if this is what i think its about 

imsorry: no im retiring 

revolutions are to much work 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i will carry on the legacy 

anyways whats up?? 

and why didnt you just message me on tumble 

*tumblr 

i just woke up

imsorry: you didnt answer there 

look i need your help with something

idontthinkicaughtyourname: is this about that thing

imsorry: no 

youre the phone expert what do i do if mines not holding a charge 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i usually get it checked out at a tech place but 

idk if thats an option for you 

imsorry: does it cost money 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: yeah 

imsorry: damn

well phone you were fun while it lasted 

Clair-Violet: Sorry to interrupt, but I know how to fix things like that. 

imsorry: no interrupt away! please! 

Clair-Violet: Would you like to do a video call? 

imsorry: ye 

Clair-Violet: I'll take that as a yes. 

imsorry: 👍 

1:38 PM 

Selfies 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: am i seriously the only person whose posted a picture 

cowards 

Huey: If people don't want to show what they look like they don't have to. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: yeah ofc but all five of you?? 

Huey: There's six of us now. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: oh shit 

GoddessofGays: who did you forget Louie? 

who did you forget Louie? 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: ITS TOO EARLY FOR ME TO BE UP OKAY 

GoddessofGays: ITS ALMOST 2 IN THE AFTERNOON

idontthinkicaughtyourname: EAR-LY 

A definitely real boy!: I can share a picture if you guys want! 

Huey: You don't have to if you don't want to. 

A definitely real boy!: I don't mind! 

[image] 

GoddessofGays: YOU ARE THE REALEST BOY EVER!!! 🧡💚💙💜

sorry not sorry @Huey @BItterthanyou 

BItterthanyou: i will accept this 

once 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: your more attractive than me take it down /j

Huey: *You're 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i swear your just targeting me at this point 

Huey: *You're 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i can get lena to find out where you live 

im her second favorite shed do it 

BItterthanyou: wearing that title proudly now are you 

also shed do it 

thats great 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: ... 

i might start having to use punctuation 

Huey: Victory!  

GoddessofGays: ksodjihuygsuhijkfmnds 

1:58 PM 

General

GoddessofGays: OH MY GOD GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT EMOJI TO DESCRIBE BOYD

☀️

BItterthanyou: YES 

A definitely real boy!: I like it! 

A definitely real boy! has changed their name to A definitely real boy!☀️

idontthinkicaughtyourname: how

how did you do that 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I just opened the name changer and added it! 

BItterthanyou: YOU CAN PUT EMOJIS IN YOUR NICKNAME???

@Clair-Violet @imsorry 

imsorry: oh fuck yea 

imsorry has changed their name to imsorry✌️

BItterthanyou has changed their name to BItterthanyou😚

BItterthanyou😚: fuck wait 

BItterthanyou😚 has changed their name to BItterthanyou😎

BItterthanyou😎: there we go 

imsorry✌️: you wish you were that cool 

GoddessofGays: OO MY TURN!!! 

GoddessofGays has changed their name to GoddessofGays🌈🌈🌈

idontthinkicaughtyourname: hm 

imsorry✌️: i,,, dont,,, like it  

Huey: That doesn't look right. 

GoddessofGays🌈🌈🌈: yeah, okay, this was a mistake. 

GoddessofGays🌈🌈🌈: has changed their name to GoddessofGays 

GoddessofGays: this is who i am for the rest of my life. 

my brand. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: its a good brand to have tbf 

Huey: I guess my name is my brand. 

BItterthanyou😎: no 

i refuse 

we will get you to change it

GoddessofGays: CHANGE IT CHANGE IT 

imsorry✌️: CHANGE IT CHANGE IT 

Huey: I guess this is peer pressure my Dad warned me about. 

imsorry✌️: what? you gonna leave? 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: stop 

imsorry✌️: no <3 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Well, clearly I've missed something! 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i left the server a few days ago 

lenas a jerk 

not much to talk about really 

imsorry✌️: EXCUSE ME

idontthinkicaughtyourname: no <3 

GoddessofGays: lol 

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(2:02 PM) book-nerd: Hey, I was wondering if I could talk to you about something. 

(2:05 PM) dreameramoungthestars: yeah sure what up??? 

book-nerd: How did you know it was the right time to come out to your Moms? 

dreameramoungthestars: i didnt really. i was just *so* tired of keeping it a secret from them, it outweighed any possible bad reactions. plus, theyre part of the community so i knew theyd be accepting. 

dreameramoungthestars: are you thinking of coming out to your dad?

book-nerd: I'm just so tired of hiding who I am. I want to be out completely, but to do that I have to come out to him. 

dreameramoungthestars: oh wow. honestly hue id say go for it, and no matter what happens you have us. 

book-nerd: Thank you.  

dreameramoungthestars: anytime <3

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(2:09 PM) book-nerd: what does it mean when someone sends you '<3'? 

(2:09 PM) youshouldseemeinacrown: depends. lena sent it to me to be annoying i sent it back to mock her. whats the context? 

book-nerd: Dewey was helping me with something and I thanked him for it. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: oh! he was probably just being friendly like showing platonic love or something 

book-nerd: That makes sense. Thanks for explaining it to me. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: you dont need to thank me for that dude. its what friends are for 

book-nerd: I think I like having friends. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: <3 

youshouldseemeinacrown: that was a sincere one btw

book-nerd: <3

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2:06 PM

Recs. 

GoddessofGays: ok i finished steven universe someone give me something else to watch. 

imsorry✌️: you look like you would like she-ra 

GoddessofGays: oh i've heard of that! is it a good reboot/spin-off? 

imsorry✌️: its got some problems and double trouble is not good nb representation but other than that its pretty cool 

GoddessofGays: that's the character that's an alien, right? 

imsorry✌️: shapeshifter technically but yeah. im just not chill with the implication that nb people arent animals

GoddessofGays: as you shouldn't be! that's a horrible stereotype! you and louie are just as real of animals as the rest of us are! 

imsorry✌️: im a shadow remember?? 

GoddessofGays: you're just as real Lena. don't let anyone else, including yourself, tell you otherwise. 

imsorry✌️: thanks pink 

BItterthanyou😎: oh fuck am i late to the she-ra discussion??? 

oh

webby's right lena, if BOYDs a real boy you are a real person! 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I am a real boy, it's in my nickname! 

The circumstances of our creations don't tell us who we are, we do! 

imsorry✌️: ok guys thanks i got it

Clair-Violet: Do you? Because it seems like you're deflecting. 

imsorry✌️: i do its just something thatll take time to stick. 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Take all the time you need, Lena! I know how hard this journey can be, so if you ever need someone to talk to I'm here for you! You got this! 👍

imsorry✌️: i hope you know you all make it really hard for someone to stay detached. 

BItterthanyou😎: all accordion to plan! 

Clair-Violet: Did you mean 'according to'?

BItterthanyou😎: nerp! 

Clair-Violet: Fair enough, I suppose. 

4:44 PM

Support

Huey: I'm going to do it, I'm going to come out to my Dad. 

GoddessofGays: Good Luck!!! 

BItterthanyou😎: oo! this means you get to join the out club! 

Huey: Yeah, I guess it does. Huh, I think that's the club I've been most excited to join. 

Clair-Violet: It is a good one to be apart of. I wish you good luck as well, I hope it goes the way you want. 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Oh me too! I haven't been apart of this community for very long, but I already know that that's one of the hardest parts of being in it. You are very strong for doing something like this, and no matter how it goes I am proud to be your friend and fellow Woodchuck. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: wow boyd way to take the words right outta my mouth /s 

Huey: Thank you all for the kind words, I'm glad I decided to join this discord, being friends with all of you is the best thing I've ever done. 

GoddessofGays: 🧡💜💙💚💛

imsorry✌️: ok now quit stalling and go do it 

...

and i also hope it goes well or whatever 

BItterthanyou😎: awe lena loves us! 

imsorry✌️: i tolerate you at best dewey 

BItterthanyou😎: you know that ice your on? it gets thinner every time we talk 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: kshgdfhisaokzlxjchgydsiufojk 

4:56 PM

General

A definitely real boy!☀️: Just out of curiosity, how many of you guys are out? 

GoddessofGays: umm its me, Dewey and Violet 

and soon to be Huey! 

wait Lena are you out? 

imsorry✌️: technically, i mean im not gonna tell my aunt if i can help it but im not keeping it a secret or anything 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: so its just me thats not 

cool 

GoddessofGays: Louie, if you're not ready to come out that's completely fine. You shouldn't feel pressured to for any reason. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: yeah i know its just 

i dont know 

i want to come out to my uncle but im just so scared that hell hate me 

BItterthanyou😎: you once described him as someone who would kill anyone who said something horrible about you i dont think hell hate you 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: fear is not always rational dewey 

Clair-Violet: Fear is hardly ever rational, although there are cases -such as coming out- where it is to an extreme amount. As well as you think you know a person you don't know how they'll react until you tell them. I'm not telling you this to scare you and I'm pretty sure this is something you already know, but I've found that people are good at surprising you. At the very least your Uncle seems to care about you a lot, any negative reaction can be improved over time. 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: yeah yeah you got a good point violet 

i still dont think im ready to yet but 

i think i can be 

soon 

GoddessofGays: take as long as you need, Louie. you've got us in corner no matter what! 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: so lena was right about it being hard to stay detached 

imsorry: you were spilling your guts out to us on day one you were never detached  

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i know im like your second favorite but your also on thin ice with me now 

imsorry: surprisedpikachu.jpeg 

BItterthanyou😎: new revolution! this time against lena! 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: no i cant

two is too many 

imsorry✌️: i am the creator of the revolution i will not be betrayed like this

idontthinkicaughtyourname: youre not gonna leave are you?

thats right im owning it 

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(5:07 PM)dreameramoungthestars: i have a problem

dreameramoungthestars: i have a crush on louie 

(5:08 PM)The-Magic-of-Science: I'm the least qualified person to talk to this about. Might I suggest Webby? 

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(5:08 PM)dreameramoungthestars: i don't know what to do violet ive never had a crush on someone before

The-Magic-of-Science: Neither have I so I really don't think I'm the best person to talk to about this. 

The-Magic-of-Science: I'm not saying that to be mean, I genuinely don't know how to help you. 

dreameramoungthestars: i tried webby but shes talking to huey about something, lena wouldnt be helpful, i dont know boyd well enough to talk to him about something like this, and i obviously cant talk to louie. do you have *anything* that could be helpful?

The-Magic-of-Science: Well, from what I've seen crush are intricate things at our age, especially first ones. So, no. Sorry. 

dreameramoungthestars:  UGH I HATE THIS 

dreameramoungthestars: I REALLY LIKE BEING FRIENDS WITH THEM AND DONT WANNA DO ANYTHING TO RUIN IT 

dreameramoungthestars: WHY DO CRUSHES HAVE TO BE A THING?? 

The-Magic-of-Science: Asking the wrong person here. But I can relate to not wanting to ruin a friendship, might I suggest acting like nothing's changed? That way they won't think anything is wrong and you won't have to tell them anything. 

dreameramoungthestars: i guess that'll work thanks violet 

dreameramoungthestars: i genuiely mean that i appericate you trying to help 

The-Magic-of-Science: It appears you also need help with your spelling, that I can do. 

dreameramoungthestars: you just made a joke no ones ever going to believe me 

The-Magic-of-Science: 😉

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5:09 PM

General 

imsorry✌️: i hate technology  

idontthinkicaughtyourname: mood 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Is something else wrong with your phone?? 

imsorry✌️: 👆

yup 

wheres violet when you need her? 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: she and dewey dipped out like two minutes ago for some reason 

also webby left and hueys still not back

what is going on 

imsorry✌️: its finally happening we're being abandoned 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: eh we're the best ones anyway

BItterthanyou😎: this is my discord i will not be slandered like this

idontthinkicaughtyourname: oh hey dewey welcome back 

BItterthanyou😎: ive been gone for less than five minutes and youre talking shit about me 

imsorry✌️: of course 

what else would we do? 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: we werent talking about JUST you 

BItterthanyou😎: oh that makes me feel so much better /s 

...

ok it actually does a little bit 

A definitely real boy!☀️: ugmnhgfduiioklknbgyoik 

BItterthanyou😎: o my god your first keysmash 

i feel like a proud parent rn 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I've been studying up on modern lingo.  

imsorry✌️: modern *QUEER lingo

the cishetallos wish they could keysmash 

A definitely real boy!☀️: The what? I'm confused. 

imsorry✌️: oh fuck uh okay 

violet or huey could probably explain this better than me but ill give it a shot 

so basically its a term for people who are cisgender, heterosexual/romantic & allosexual/romantic 

its just something to call people who arent queer 

Clair-Violet: *And allo is used to describe who isn't on the ace/aro spectrum. I.e. everyone here but me. 

imsorry✌️: wow violet you just let me flounder like that? 

real friends how many of them /s 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Okay, I get it now. Thanks for explaining it to me! 

imsorry✌️: no prob its stuff weve all had to learn 

we're happy to answer any questions you have 

but also never make me explain anything ever again 

Clair-Violet: We were all in your position at one point or another. It would've been a lot easier if someone had explained this stuff to us so we're happy to impart our wisdom. 

And Lena, you did a wonderful job but if you don't want to again I will respect your wishes. 

imsorry✌️: i dunno i just feel awkward doing it 

i dont wanna mess up or something 

Clair-Violet: Completely understandable, this stuff is important and it's imperative to get things correct in order to save from later confusion. 

BItterthanyou😎: yeah if you dont want to do something you dont have to

unwritten first rule of this server 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: i thought it was dont talk about this server??

BItterthanyou😎: thats fight club you melon 

5:20 PM

Tumblr-posts 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Speaking of looking into modern lingo, I've noticed everyone here has a Tumblr and have decided to make one. 

@/B.O.Y.D (Being Only Yourself Dude)

BItterthanyou😎: oh fuck yea

@everyone get in here and follow boyds tumblr 

imsorry✌️: im following just for that name alone 

idontthinkicaughtyourname: iconic

5:21 PM

General 

Louie has changed their name to Melon

BItterthanyou😎: you cant just own my insult like that

Melon: watch me 

imsorry✌️: well now my nickname doesnt make sense

ive never actually apologized a day in my life 

Lena has changed their name to asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: in honor of our lord and savior tyler robert joseph 

BItterthanyou😎: wow dont just dox him like that 

GoddessofGays: GUESS WHO'S GETTING GIRL CLOTHES???? 

👆 this chick! 

Huey: GUESS WHO'S GETTING RID OF HIS GIRL CLOTHES? 

This guy! 

Melon: so it went well then? 

Huey: It went great, whoever you are! 

Melon: im a melon. ive gained sentience. be afraid. 

GodessofGays: it's Louie. 

Melon: wow webs way to ruin my vibes /s

glad it went well huey <3 

Huey: Me too. He was completely supportive and said that nothing could ever make him love me any less. I may of cried. 

BItterthanyou😎: oh are you okay???

Huey: Fine now. I talked to Webby, it's why I was gone for so long. I was just. so scared you know? 

Clair-Violet: I think we all know. Coming out is a terrifying process, and it's even more terrifying when it's a parent/guardian. You are very brave, Huey. 

Huey: Thanks, I feel brave. 

BItterthanyou😎: ok its shower huey with love hour 

GoddessofGays: gasp 

my favorite hour 

i love my trans brothers so much!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3 💙🧡💚

Melon: im claiming huey as my best friend

sorry not sorry the rest of you

BItterthanyou😎: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND 

Melon: no 

youre a close second tho 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I love Huey! He's the reason I know all of you! 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: hes pretty alright for a nerd 

GoddessofGays: the highest of praise from Lena

Huey: ....

Thanks, everyone. I'm glad we're all friends. <3

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(5:33 PM)youshouldseemeinacrown: status update: i like huey 

(5:33 PM)edgymagic: how the tables have tabled 

youshouldseemeinacrown: HELP ME

edgymagic: hmmm 

edgymagic: no <3

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5:34 PM

General

Melon: im disowning lena 

GoddessofGays: nooooo why would anyone ever do that???? 😭

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: well its been nice knowing you guys but i must leave now 

BItterthanyou😎: f a r e w e l l.... 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: WOW 

BItterthanyou😎: 🤷

but really no more leaving adding people back is tiring 

i am only one person

Clair-Violet: You should make someone else admin as well. 

BItterthanyou😎: i love you all but no 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: thats fair 

GoddessofGays: i actually think Huey, Violet & BOYD would be the least likely to abuse it. 

BItterthanyou😎: violets capable of anything 

you have not seen what ive seen 

Melon: yeah dewey what the fuck does that mean

BItterthanyou😎: it means ive seen something louie

ive seen it 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: mom come pick me up im scared

A definitely real boy!☀️: stan dewey and his creepy vibes

Did I do that right?

GoddessofGays: it was perfect. 

Sunday, 9:40 AM

Selfies 

Huey: Okay here it is, the real me. 

[image] 

BItterthanyou😎: so im definitly gay 

Huey: I thought you were bi? 

BItterthanyou😎: no its 

nevermind

huey you look amazing!!!! 

very handsome

Huey: Thanks, Dewey. If I'm being honest I wasn't expecting anyone to be up yet, I was really nervous about posting that. 

BItterthanyou😎: well violet was right about you being brave then

i cant even imagine what this stuff is like but i know it can be pretty terrfiying putting your true self out there 

but hey 

well always have your back

Huey: I'll always have your back too. 

BItterthanyou😎: 😁

so you got boys clothes pretty quick are those webbys old ones?

Huey: Yeah, they got here really fast for some reason. 

BItterthanyou😎: huh. weird. 

9:52 AM

Selfies

GoddessofGays: i'm out with my granny for the day but i just wanted to drop in to say that you look very handsome, Huey, and i'm proud to be your sister!! 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I may be a real boy but you are the realest boy!!!! 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: this is a good weekend to be huey god damn 

BItterthanyou😎: he needs to be showered with love rn

i would do the same for the rest of you in a hearbeat 

Clair-Violet: I am not always the best with emotions but I would as well. You all are wonderful friends and people. I feel honored to know you. 

Huey: You guys are gonna make me cry again. 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Let it out, dude, we're here for you. 

Huey: I've cried enough this weekend, but thank you. 

Okay, let's talk about something else now. 

9:58 AM

Memes 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: when you start having feelings for someone

thisbitchemptyyeet.gif

Melon: HEY 

i mean what i have no idea what youre talking about 

BItterthanyou😎: wait louie has a crush on someone????

 👀👀

Melon: no 

@asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee im never telling you anything ever again

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: good 

Clair-Violet: I'm afraid I don't get this meme. 

BItterthanyou😎: the water bottle is the feelings 

Clair-Violet: Ah. I see. 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Very creative, Lena! 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: thamks

it was definetly just a shot at louie and not at all inspired by my own life 

BItterthanyou😎: nice 

Melon: i just wanna say i liked it better when we were complimenting huey

and not BULLYING ME 

BItterthanyou😎: you bullied me first 

alls fair in love and war 

Melon: it was just teasing!!!

loving teasing!!! 

i do not deserve this 

also techinlly lena bullied me first so.... 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: you needed to be knocked down a peg

Melon: i dislike you greatly 

Clair-Violet: Perhaps, we should cease all bullying and keep it to light teasing. 

Wouldn't want Louie to leave again, would we? 

BItterthanyou😎: SHE JUST MADE A JOKE YOU ALL SAW IT 

Huey: I don't like this. 

I don't like this at all. 

Melon: uncle donald come pick me up im scared 

also stop targeting me 

A definitely real boy!☀️: no <3

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: ljhgftyujnbtyrdtfghjkf

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11:00 PM 

Memes

BItterthanyou😎: guys guys

da vinky and the brain

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: stop it 

BItterthanyou😎: the world is simply not ready for my hot takes 

Melon: its too late for your hot takes some of us have school tomorrow 

acutally so do you what are you doing up? 

BItterthanyou😎: i never claimed to be a role model 

Huey: Everyone go to bed, it's a school night.

BItterthanyou😎: yes dad /s

Monday, 7:05 AM

General

GoddessofGays: i woke up this morning, checked the discord, and now i have that theme song stuck in my head

thanks dewey /s

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: pink i love you but never spell thamks like that ever again

GoddessofGays: aw i love you too! 

BItterthanyou😎: webby gets a pass cuz shes an angel but the rest of you better learn to spell

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: deweys abusing his power again we gotta start the revolution back up 

Clair-Violet: I was under the impression we were stopping the bullying. 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: revoltions arent bullying theyre the future 

BItterthanyou😎: oof thats too real 

11:58 AM 

Venting

Melon: i hate school 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Did something happen? 

Melon: mmhmm 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Do you wanna talk about it?

Melon: oh right thats what venting means

my teachers suck 

we had to give a oral report today in one of my classes 

and i have some amount of stage fright 

like im okay when its small group of people

but twenty plus eyes all on me?

yeah no 

but my teacher doesnt seem to understand that giving oral reports does not help with stage fright and made me do it anyway

i ended up ditching and now i have detention 

which i dont really care about but my uncle does and i know hes gonna be upset 

so yeah rough for day for melon here 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Wow, that all sounds horrible. Have you talked to your Uncle about the teacher?

Melon: yeah its not the first time something like this has happened

none of the teachers here really like me

label me as a 'problem child' and write me off 

so this stuff happens alot 

once he finds out what happened my uncle is defiently going to yell at the princpal 

which would be well deserved but doesnt really fix anything

hes been talking about pulling me from this school so this might be the straw on the camels back or whatever 

which is not a problem with me once so ever 

Huey: Well, that's something at least. Teachers like that are the worst, I'm sorry you have to deal with that. I hope you go to a school where you can get the help you need. My first school was like that too, but I transferred a couple of years ago and it really made a huge difference. 

Melon: thanks huey. guess we're both problem children huh 

BItterthanyou😎: ehhh problem child gang!!! 

sorry this was a serious moment 

Melon: no its okay i needed that rn 

it was getting too serious 

GoddessofGays: i will fight anyone who calls you problem children you are all wonderful 

BItterthanyou😎: webs be warned youre gonna have to fight ALOT of people 

GoddessofGays: i will do that for you. 

Huey: Go after Louie's teacher first. 

Melon: wow i did not think you endorsed violence 

Huey: I don't normally but every rule has an exception. 

Melon:...

thanks guys 

12:05 PM

Venting

Clair-Violet: I am sorry you had to go through that, Louie, and that all three of you have been labeled that. School is supposed to be helpful, not something to dread, and if teachers are so quick to write students off they simply should not be teachers. 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: preach violet 

BItterthanyou😎: i dont really dread going to school but yes to the rest 

and my teachers are not as bad as louies holy shit dude

(wait is dude okay @Melon?)

Melon: yeah its fine

anyway bit of an update: 

my uncle came and pulled me out of school 

apparently hiding in the bathroom trying not to have a panic attack is not a healthy thing to do?

who knew

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: holy shit 

Melon: yeah

we're back home now watching tv 

but the short version of this tale is that school sucks and i envy lena for not going

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: as you should 

but actually just switch schools dude 

Clair-Violet: Ah, yes, that was going to be what I brought up next. 

Melon: im gonna talk to him about it 

ok this is getting too serious again im going back to the tv 

GoddessofGays: Traitor

12:07 PM

Venting

BItterthanyou😎: ok are we gonna keep talking about how horrible school is or...? 

Huey: Well, my lunch break is almost over but the rest of you can. 

Clair-Violet: Mine is as well, and unless BOYD goes to school everyone else here does not attend. 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I don't and after hearing Louie's story I'm not sure I want to. 

Huey: It's not all bad, some places are just horrible, but if you get a good school like mine it's actually pretty enjoyable. 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I'll talk to my Dad about it. 

Clair-Violet: An excellent idea. Okay, I'm signing off now, I shall talk to you all after school. 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: you type so weird

Clair-Violet: All a part of my charm. 

BItterthanyou😎: we're such bad influences

fuck yeah! 

GoddessofGays: gasp the forbidden word 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: pink youre adorable 

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(12:09 PM)book-nerd: So Lena totally has a crush on Webby, right?

(12:09 PM)dreameramoungthestars: oh totally  

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2:14 PM

Venting

Melon: final update: im switching schools 

GoddessofGays: oh yay!!!! 

i'm happy for you!!! 

Melon: thamks webs 

its something thats defintely long overdue 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Are you feeling any better?

Melon: a little yeah 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Happy to hear it! 

Melon: i swear you and webby are long lost twins or something 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I don't think I can have a twin? 

GoddessofGays: i already have a sibling. 

Melon: my best material is wasted on people that dont understand it /j 

wheres dewey and lena???

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: ive been summoned 

Melon: were you lurking 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee:.....nooooo 

its not my fault i have nothing better to do than wait for you losers to talk 

Melon: 🖕

anyway i summoned the wrong person 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: wow  

Melon: you antagonize me too much 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: is that not just how our friendship works 

i antagonize you, you make me want to put curses on you 

friendship

Melon: im sorry WHAT

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: just minor ones!!!! ones that make you have a bad day at most 

i dont actually do it 

BItterthanyou😎: rule number two of this server no putting curses on people

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: deweys favoritsim strikes again 

GoddessofGays: i don't know if i can add rules to this server but i was about to say the same thing

no cursing people, Lena 

BItterthanyou😎: ofc you can!!! anyone who wants to add a rule is welcome to! 

within reason ofc 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: i just said i dont actually do it 

i only curse people who deserve it 

like bigots 

GoddessofGays: that i am okay with 

maybe we should move out of the venting chat 

2:19 PM

General

A definitely real boy!☀️: How can you curse people, Lena?

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: im magic

BItterthanyou😎: oh yeah i forget BOYD hasnt been here since the beginning sometimes 

Melon: magic is a social construct 

wait thats gender 

GoddessofGays: oh hey guys have you heard of the social construct: magic?? 

Melon: SHUT 

BItterthanyou😎: kijhugyuiokpkojihugytfgvhbj

snipe him webby 

GoddessofGays: i would never do that. 

Melon: its just a saying 

BItterthanyou😎: im sorry are we just ignore the fact webby knows how to snipe people

GoddessofGays: i don't actually 

but if i did i would never do it to you guys 

you're my friends, i would never hurt my friends!!!

Melon: ok so i cant ever stop being friends with webby

A definitely real boy!☀️: poidhukjhgysuhknbhgkojinjb 

But really why would anyone ever want to stop being friends with Webby?

Melon: true

GoddessofGays: aww! you guys are so sweet! 

Melon: youre literally the nicest person ive ever meet but alright

oh sorry *litcherally 

no i cant that looks weird **literally 

BItterthanyou😎: youre so valid 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: i mean do i need to say it this time?? 

BItterthanyou😎: stop attacking me im allowed to play favorites its my discord 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: well at least im your second favorite 

BItterthanyou😎: HA YOU WISH 

its huey actually 

youre like not even top five 

Melon: theres only seven people total dewey 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: wow

GoddessofGays: don't worry, Lena, you're my favorite!!! 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: well it looks like im the real winner here everyone 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Why do you have favorites, aren't friends supposed to like each other equally? 

BItterthanyou😎: its mostly just joking 

we all like each other, some of us just get on each other nerves more cough lena cough 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: my job here is done 

dont worry about it boyd some friends just bicker more than others 

doesnt mean we dont like each other

just means dewey and louie are fun to annoy 

Melon: i resent that 

BItterthanyou😎: you wish you annoyed me 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: see

A definitely real boy!☀️: Okay, I don't think I'll be like that, but if you guys want to then you do you. 

BItterthanyou😎: nobody has to do anythign they dont want to

i think ive said that before 

GoddessofGays: who knows at this point 

3:58 PM

Venting

Huey: I'm glad everything worked out for you, @Melon.

Well, that name makes this less serious. 

Melon: as intended 

i hope this works everything out but i guess i dont know until i get to my new school 

so now ive got new worries 

great 

ugh no im done thinking about this for today 

but thanks huey 

Huey: I get what you're going through right now, if you need someone to talk to I'm here. <3

Melon: <3

is this like our thing now?

Huey: Yes.

Melon: cool

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(3:59 PM) youshouldseemeinacrown: help im in bad 

(4:01 PM)GoddessofGays: you like Huey? 

youshouldseemeinacrown: yeah 

(4:04 PM)youshouldseemeinacrown: webby?

(4:04 PM)GoddessofGays: sorry i'm here 

GoddessofGays: have you thought about telling him? 

youshouldseemeinacrown: noah fence but id rather die 

youshouldseemeinacrown: what if he doesnt like me back

youshouldseemeinacrown: ill ruin our friendship

GoddessofGays: i think you should give him more credit than that. even if he doesn't like you back that doesn't mean he'll stop being your friend. i think you should tell him but you do what you think's best. 

youshouldseemeinacrown: ill think about it

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(3:59 PM)book-nerd: Webby, I don't know what to do, my crush is only getting stronger. 

(3:59 PM)Goddessofgays: aw i'm sorry buddy, do you wanna talk about it?

book-nerd: They're just so amazing, and they're going through all this stuff and I hate it because they don't deserve it. They were there for me when I was having problems and I want to be there for them but I really feel like if I keep talking to them just the two of us I'm going to spill how I feel. If I did that I'd never forgive myself, I don't want to add onto their problems. 

(4:06 PM)GoddessofGays: maybe you should just tell them, it has to be better than what ifs. i don't think being honest with them is going to make their problems worse, it could make them easier, who knows? 

book-nerd: I don't want to risk it. Not right now. 

GoddessofGays: okay, Huey, whatever you thinks best, i'm here whenever you need me. 

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(4:11 PM)GoddessofGays: i love them both but right now i kinda want to kill Huey and Louie 

(4:11 PM)edgymagic: does huey like louie too? 

GoddessofGays: Louie talks to you about it too? 

edgymagic: once but once was enough

edgymagic: honestly theyre both *so* obivous 

GoddessofGays: uh huh! and they won't talk to each other even though it would solve this whole thing! i've had to hear huey pine for weeks and its making him so upset, i know he would feel better if he just told louie his feelings! 

edgymagic: feelings are complicated pink its not always that easy 

GoddessofGays: i know, i just don't like my friends being so upset, especially when i know how to fix it. i don't want to sit here and just listen to both of them pine but i can't say anything because it's not my place. 

GoddessofGays: i wish feelings were easier 

edgymagic: dont we all 

edgymagic: you wanna watch some SU

GoddessofGays: please 

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4:01 PM

General 

BItterthanyou😎: huh weird usually more people are on right now

@Clair-Violet @A definitely real boy!☀️ what up???

A definitely real boy!☀️: I'm watching my Dad work on top secret stuff.

BItterthanyou😎: fun! 

im avoiding my homework

as per usual 

Clair-Violet: Do you find it too difficult?

BItterthanyou😎: yeah i find it hard to sit still when im not enjoying something

and nothigns worse than homework 

my mama will help me with it when she gets home 

she always does

Clair-Violet: That's good. Would you like spelling lessons in the meantime?

BItterthanyou😎: who are you 

Clair-Violet: Who are any of us really? 

BItterthanyou😎: ok this is getting too deep 

BOYD whys what your dad working on top secret 

A definitely real boy!☀️: His boss is a very powerful man and if any of his enemies find out his projects it could be very bad. 

That was what my Dad told me at least. 

BItterthanyou😎: you guyss lives are so cool 

A definitely real boy!☀️: You have two more mom's than I do, that's pretty cool! Not that I necessarily want one but I can see the appeal so it's cool that you have two. 

BItterthanyou😎: 😁

violet and i are same-sex parents club! 

gasp im apart of so many clubs 

Clair-Violet: The most out of anyone here. 

BItterthanyou😎: hey yeah! 

good for me! 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Can I be a part of single parents club? 

BItterthanyou😎: we dont have one but you can start it!

A definitely real boy!☀️: Cool! 

First order of business, getting more members. 

BItterthanyou😎: hueys not here right now 

😔✊

A definitely real boy!☀️: 😔✊

Chapter Text

5:40 PM

General 

BItterthanyou😎: ok seriously where is @everyone?

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: we died leave us alone /s

but srsly webby and i are watching su so fuck off

/lh

BItterthanyou😎: WITHOUT THE REST OF US????

im joining louie in disowning you

Melon: oh yeah i forgot i was gonna do that 

🫳🫳 go lena. be free. 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: i like our friendship better when im the one antagonizing you 

Melon: i do not 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: dont care also turning my phone off now 

BItterthanyou😎: it was nice knowing you!!!

oh wow they actually did turn it off 

Melon: wow i could never 

BItterthanyou😎: some people just have more strength than others 

Melon: google how to ban someone from their own discord

BItterthanyou😎: okay 

Clair-Violet: I don't think you can do that. 

Melon: welp the dream was fun while it lasted 

BItterthanyou😎: if nobodys got my back i know violets got my back 

thats how that goes right??? 

Melon: sure 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Language is a social construct! 

Melon: no 

we are not doing this again 

let someone else be the meme for once! 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: its more fun when its you

BItterthanyou😎: wow lena rose from the dead just to say that 

Huey: People don't die when they turn off their phones, Dewey. 

Melon: honestly they might as well 

its like 'how do you talk to them?' they dont exist anymore 

Huey: Face to face? 

BItterthanyou😎: face to what now? 

Clair-Violet: Please tell me that's a joke. 

BItterthanyou😎: i mean if itll make you feel better

sure??? 

Huey: So what, you just never talk to people unless it's through a screen? How do you get through school?

BItterthanyou😎: i mean the people there dont really talk to me 

Melon: @GoddessofGays we have more people for you to fight 

Huey: How could someone not want to talk to you, you're amazing.

BItterthanyou😎: 💙💙💙 you guys are the best

7:15 PM

Support

A definitely real boy!☀️: So I've been thinking about my romantic orientation a lot and I figured out I definitely like boys but I don't think I'm gay, if that makes sense.

BItterthanyou😎: like in the sense of youre not a boy or you dont like just boys? 

A definitely real boy!☀️: More like the second one, my nickname is still true, although I'm pretty sure I like just boys but gay doesn't feel right. 

Clair-Violet: What about queer? Does that sound better? 

A definitely real boy!☀️: I don't know, maybe.... 

Melon: labels actually are a social construct, i go by gay even though im nonbinary. just go with whatever makes you happy, you could even make one up, or not even go by one! do what you want 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Yeah, the no labels one I like that! Who needs labels? 

GoddessofGays: yay BOYD for figuring things out! I'm happy for you! 

A definitely real boy!☀️: Thanks Webby! 

Huey: You finished SU already? 

GoddessofGays: no, we got halfway through the first season. stopping for today cause I wanted to see what you guys were talking about. 

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: so youll talk to her but not me? okay

Melon: we actually like webby

BItterthanyou😎: kjhyudiosklfmndsjf 

8:42 PM

General

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: Huey.

Huey: Oh no, capital H. They're mad.

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: When were you gonna tell me you liked Three Days Grace?

BItterthanyou😎: WHAT

Huey: Umm...

Melon: Huey????

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: You like cool music and Ive been calling you a nerd this whole time!

What do you have to say for yourself?

Huey: That I forgot my Spotify was linked to my Discord?

Sorry, I guess it never came up.

BItterthanyou😎: noah offence huey but your like the last person i expected to like them

except violet

Clair-Violet: I am a woman of many mysteries, Dewey. 

Melon: im begging you to stop

BItterthanyou😎: ok im just gonna say it...

i dont like cryptic violet

GoddessofGays: BOOO 👎

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: see this is why i bully you

also i am not forgetting this huey there will be consquences for your crimes

Melon: thats so ominous lena holy shit

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: im also a cryptic

its in my whatever shadows have instead of blood

Huey: I feel like I should be scared.

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: that is correct yes

BItterthanyou😎: hey hey no threatning people in my discord even if it is a bit

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: I HATE IT HERE /j

A definitely real boy!☀️: A bit of what?

Melon: why are you the funniest person here when your not even trying???

BItterthanyou😎: a bits like a scene

they do it all the time on youtube

A definitely real boy!☀️: Oh that! Those are fun.

GoddessofGays: why don't we ever do bits?

BItterthanyou😎: im sorry does this look like youtube??

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: yeah cause yourtubes the only place you can do it

its a rule /s

Melon: yourtube

BItterthanyou😎: yourtube

oh same hat!

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: SHUT IT

Melon: you make fun of us all the time its only fair we do it back

GoddessofGays: don't make fun of Lena! that's mean!

BItterthanyou😎: where was this energy when the rest of us were getting made fun of???

GoddessofGays: ....no comment.

Tuesday, 8:34 AM

General

GoddessofGays: can turtles fly?

A definitely real boy!☀️: yes

GoddessofGays: I knew it.

11:51 AM

General

BItterthanyou😎: if turtles can fly how do they lose the race?

Huey: What race?

BItterthanyou😎: the race

against ann's hair

GoddessofGays: ...

....

....huh?

Clair-Violet: ....Do you mean the tortoise and the hare? 

Several users are typing...

BItterthanyou😎: alright yall damn

Several users are typing...

GoddessofGays: i have to morally protest that the tortoise does in fact win the race.

BItterthanyou😎: oh really??? good for him

4:45 PM

General

Melon: love that this server has been dead for deadass 5 hours while we come to terms with what happened earlier

its like everyones in grief or something

Clair-Violet: I have been denying to myself that it happened.

A definitely real boy!☀️: I don't quite know what happened, but I know it wasn't good.

Huey: Definitely an understatement.

Also Dewey's definitely lurking and just not drawing attention to himself right now.

GoddessofGays: @BItterthanyou😎 @BItterthanyou😎 @BItterthanyou😎 explain yourself right now, good sir!!!!

BItterthanyou😎: YOU CANT MAKE ME IM NEVER SAYING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN

Clair-Violet: That is something.

BItterthanyou😎: GOD DAMNIT

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP THIS IN THE SERVER

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: sure

were gonna give shit for it though

BItterthanyou😎: im shutting down the server

i dont need friends anyways

GoddessofGays: hey it's okay! we all have our dumb moments!

maybe not as dumb as that but...

Clair-Violet: I have never had a dumb moment in my life.

GoddessofGays: except for violet.

Huey: ...I just don't understand how you get Turtle and Anne's hair from The Tortoise and The Hare.

Clair-Violet: No, he got Anne from and so it'd be Turtle Anne's hair.

Huey: That's even worse!

BItterthanyou😎: this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

asilhouettethatyoucanbarelysee: im a shadow so in your afterlife too

A definitely real boy!☀️: There is no escape, from Turtle Anne's hair.

GoddessofGays: oihgdyhuijoklmkjfh

Lena has changed their name to Turtle Anne's hair

BItterthanyou😎: ...i hate it here.

6:07 PM

General

Huey: Wait, @GoddessofGays, why were you asking if turtles can fly?

GoddessofGays: ...For science.

Wednesday, 3:56 AM

General

Melon: Turtle Anne's Hair is haunting my dreams

BItterthanyou😎: im fixing to mute the server i stg

Melon: why are you up?

BItterthanyou😎: ....its haunting my dreams too

Melon: deserved

9:04 AM

General

GoddessofGays: hey where did the 'the' from the hare go?

BItterthanyou😎: please for the love of god drop this

Clair-Violet: After the trauma we went through we deserve to know.

BItterthanyou😎: wiat violet??? texting during school hours???

is this an alternate dimension???

GoddessofGays: wiat

Melon: wiat

Clair-Violet: ...

wiat

BItterthanyou😎: OKAY

Clair-Violet: I'm in study hall right now, I assure you this is our normal dimension.

Unfortunately for you.

Melon: nah he definitely wouldve done it in every dimension

Clair-Violet: Hmm, statistically that is actually very possible.

Melon: i dunno what static has to do with this but thanks for backing me up

BItterthanyou😎: hah! louie doesnt know the difference between statistics and static!!!

A definitely real boy!☀️: dude

GoddessofGays: you just got vibed check by BOYD....

Melon: webby what you do and dont know scares me sometimes

GoddessofGays: thank you.

Clair-Violet: @BItterthanyou😎 You never answered the question.

BItterthanyou😎: im muting the server 

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Thursday, 3:59 PM

Lena: dewey unmute the server for the love of god

Dewdrop: sigh if i must

4:01 PM

General

Dewdrop has unmuted the server.

Melon: FINALLY

GoddessofGays: yeah, Dewey, what the heck?

BItterthanyou😎: a guy can only take so much abuse ok???

Turtle Anne's Hair: so leave!!! dont just mute the whole server!!!

BItterthanyou😎: its my server i can do what want!!!!

GoddessofGays: I was so bored yesterday!!!! ☹️ you guys are the only people beside my granny I talk to!!!

Turtle Anne's Hair: yeah what i am supposed to do listen to my aunt plot revenge??

i litcherally have no life outside this discord dewey

Clair-Violet: I have to admit I've gotten used to our hijinks, yesterday/earlier today was weird.

A definitely real boy!☀️: I felt so lonely, I barely got to know you guys. ☹️

BItterthanyou😎: ok i get it ill just leave next time!

sorry everyone /gen

Turtle Anne's Hair: well forgive you

just this once

Melon: so anyway while we were all in purgatory yesterday i made a new friend

Turtle Anne's Hair: i feel like theres a point to this

Melon: shes queer so uh... server invite?

if everyones ok with someone else coming in ofc

A definitely real boy!☀️: More friends! I feel so lucky!

GoddessofGays: 👆

Turtle Anne's Hair: cool with me

Clair-Violet: I have no problems with it.

@Huey

Huey: Sorry, I didn't realize we were unmuted. Yeah, it's fine with me.

BItterthanyou😎: call it something else and ill give it to you

Melon: never

BItterthanyou😎: ...fine

Gosalyn joined. You must construct additional pylons. 

Turtle Anne's Hair: the fuck are pylons??

Clair-Violet: Yeah, that's the first impression we wanna give off. /s

Gosalyn: love it here already 

anyways hi im gosalyn 14 she/her & they/them demigirl biromantic and im here to be louies best friend

BItterthanyou😎: uh no????

Huey: That position is already taken. 

Melon: you are not my best friend rn server muter!!!

and dont worry huey you could never be replaced ☺️

GoddessofGays: the duality of Louie

Gosalyn: yeah i got a question about some of these names

all iconic but  

BItterthanyou😎: happy to answer all your name questions... well not all of them but as server creator i have to ask you read the blacklist some point soon

Gosalyn: oh yeah ill go do that real quick

Turtle Anne's Hair: you cant hide the truth forever dewey theyll find out eventually

BItterthanyou😎: let me have one person in here who doesnt know about that!!! ONE!!!

GoddessofGays: sorry, Dewey, this is the initiation now. 

Gosalyn: ok im reading what happened yesterday

what the fuck

BItterthanyou😎: LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN OKAY

Clair-Violet: Can you? Can you really?

We still haven't gotten an answer about the second 'the'.

BItterthanyou😎: OKAY I CANT EXPLAIN BUT I PROMISE IM USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS

Huey: He's not.

Melon: hes not

oh worm

BItterthanyou😎: HUEY????

Huey: The truth must be known.

Turtle Anne's Hair: hell yeah huey call him out!

Gosalyn: yeah im gonna need to know whos who here

Clair-Violet: Apologies. I am Violet, Goddessofgays is Webby, Melon is Louie, BItterthanyou😎 is Dewey, A definitely real boy!☀️ is BOYD and Turtle Anne's Hair is Lena.

Melon: love how they said that after the only person whos DN is actually their name was said

also i dont know how i feel about melon anymore

ive grown

Louie has changed their name to crawlingbacktoyou

crawlingbacktoyou: dont ask why this song has just been stuck in my head lately

Huey: Hmm.

A definitely real boy!☀️: 👀👀

Huey has changed their name to Transcendent

GoddessofGays: OH MY GOD WE DID IT

IM SO PROUD OF MY BROTHER!!!!

Turtle Anne's Hair: 🎉🎉🎉

crawlingbacktoyou: oh its another pun

i mean great name huey!

Gosalyn: cool name

just realizing i never got an actual answer

does that happen a lot here?

Clair-Violet: Yes.

Gosalyn: alright then

5:23 PM

Tumblr-Posts

Gosalyn: oh yeah heres my tumblr by the way: nonbinarystevenuniverse follow if you want idrc

GoddessofGays: WAIT OH MY GOD YOU'RE nonbinarystevenuniverse?!?!?! I LOVE THAT BLOG!!! 

Gosalyn: thanks

when i first thought of that headcanon i was just like [mindblown.jpeg]

cant believe noone else took that name

GoddessofGays: they're just not as big brained as you.

Gosalyn: i like you already

6:19 PM

Music

Turtle Anne's Hair: ok why didnt any of yall tell me hayley kiyoko released a new song???

crawlingbacktoyou: cause it came out weeks ago lena keep up

GoddessofGays: wait it only came out last month it feels like longer!

Turtle Anne's Hair: pink youll listen with me wont you???

GoddessofGays: ofc!!!

crawlingbacktoyou: what am i chopper liver??

oh wait

nvrmnd

Transcendent: I hate that.

crawlingbacktoyou: dude with the period that sounds way too serious

anyways ive decided spelling is too long im short handing everything from now on

Clair-Violet: They say with nothing short handed.

crawlingbacktoyou: oh sorry: anywy ive dcded spllng is to lng im shrt hndng evrythng frm nw on

Transcendent: Violet. Why.

Clair-Violet: Yeah, okay, pointing that out was a mistake.

BItterthanyou😎: you sound like an egirl

A definitely real boy!☀️: isjhdgyiasjoklfmnbdgsh

crawlingbacktoyou: we havent heard from you in like two hours and you come in with that

BItterthanyou😎: 🫳 rawr

Transcendent: I hate that. I hate you. The server being muted was better than this.

Gosalyn: louie this is not what i signed up for

crawlingbacktoyou: it absoulety is

everyone thank dewey im not doing short hand anymore

A definitely real boy!☀️: Thank you, Dewey!

Clair-Violet: Thank you, Dewey!

Transcendent: Thank you, Dewey!

BItterthanyou😎: the whiplash is real yall

Clair-Violet: I'm taking my thanks back.

BItterthanyou😎: thats fair

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(6:23 PM)GoddessofGays: I need your help

(6:24 PM)Book-Nerd: What's wrong?

GoddessofGays: I have a crush on Lena. I want to tell her but I'm so scared she won't feel the same way. I don't wanna ruin our friendship, she's like my best best friend you know?

Book-Nerd: I know what you mean. Webby, I'm going to give you the same advice you give me: just tell her. You don't have to, but if you really want to you should go for it. Don't let fear stop you. And I know, it doesn't really mean a lot from someone who's *not* doing that, but you're not me.

GoddessofGays: Huey, this means the absolute world coming from you. you're right, I need to listen to myself, I need to trust that my friendship with Lena is strong enough to handle rejection, should it happen. that's what's most important: being her friend. Thanks for listening/helping, Huey.

Book-Nerd: Hey, I've talked to about my crush on Louie a lot, it's only fair I listen to yours. Besides, we're siblings, we have to help each other out.❤️

GoddessofGays: 💖💖💖💖💖

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6:26 PM

Support

Gosalyn: so yeah the reason i wanted to join this server..... long story short im staying with a temporary guardian right now and its looking like it may become more permanent. but im scared telling him about me will make him want to send me away, but i also dont want to keep something this big from him. any advice?

Clair-Violet: If I may, as someone who has non-biological parents, I can sort of understand what you're going through. Your safety is the utmost important thing first of all, do you feel he is a safe person to tell, as in you won't get kicked out or worse? If not then no matter how much it may suck I would highly recommend not saying anything at all.

Gosalyn: i dont know is the thing i wish i could say no for sure but...

Clair-Violet: You never really know. Hmm, well, there are ways to find out somewhat. You could float queer things by him and see his reaction. Of course, there is also the fact that some people can react different when it's someone they know to consider. But it's a good starting point.

Gosalyn: yeah... ok... i can do that.... thanks violet

i just dont wanna mess this up, drakes the first person ive trust like this in a while, if i lost that i dont know what id do

Clair-Violet: Well, I know we just met, but you have the rest of us too. Even if it's not the same.

Gosalyn: .... i will... try to remember that.

Clair-Violet: Take your time.

7:14 PM

General

BItterthanyou😎: ok has enough time passed to where its ok for me to ask about drakes name??

Gosalyn: ....yes he's a duck

7:15 PM

Louie: see, i told you. hes a total dumbass, right?

Gosalyn: oh for sure. i can see why you like him tho

Louie: i don

oh my god i do  

Gosalyn: dude you talked about him for like 30 minutes yesterday did you really not know??

Louie: noooo i already have a crush on someone i cant do two at the same time!!! its too much enegry 😩

Gosalyn: its huey isnt it?

Louie: HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS????

Gosalyn: ima person of many talents louie

plus you are wayyy to obvious about it

Louie: im not supposed to be obvious about things thats like my whole deal

crushes suck

and ive got two???? TWO????

this is literally homophobia

Gosalyn: i hear you

i do

polyamory is a thing

Louie: no i know im just complaining

i dont know i think i need to sort through my feelings more before entertaining that

Gosalyn: makes sense

so whats it worth to you for me to keep this information to myself??

Louie: bold of you to assume i dont have shit on you

Gosalyn: bold of you to assume i dont have the means to make whatever it is go away

Louie: were gonna be great friends

7:15 PM

General

GoddessofGays: names are weird, why would someone whos a duck name their kid drake?

Turtle Anne's Hair: if i ever meant someone like that i would bully them

Transcendent: People can't help what they're named, Lena.

Wait.

Turtle Anne's Hair: no go on

explain to a discord full of queer people how people cant help what their names are 

Transcendent: I had a Dewey moment, alright?

BItterthanyou😎: please dont call it that

Turtle Anne's Hair: please DO call it that

Transcendent: Sorry, Dewey, the opportunity was there.

If it really bugs you I'll stop teasing you about it.

BItterthanyou😎: oh

Thanks Huey.

Transcendent: Of course, it's no fun if someone's getting hurt.

Turtle Anne's Hair: way to make the rest of us look bad huey /nongen

didnt know it was really upsetting you

sorry dewey

GoddessofGays: yeah sorry, Dewey!!!! thought we were all just messing around, I promise I don't actually think any less of you for doing that.

BItterthanyou😎: ...Thanks guys.

7:21 PM

General

crawlingbacktoyou: popping in to also say sorry @BItterthanyou😎 and that you are my best friend

never meant to actually upset you

BItterthanyou😎: you're my best friend too louie

and huey ofc

crawlingbacktoyou: obviously 

BItterthanyou😎: but seriously Thanks

that means a lot

crawlingbacktoyou:👍

7:45 PM

General

Gosalyn: ok if im gonna be staying here i need to change my name

Gosalyn has changed their name to demigirlsadiemiller

A definitely real boy!☀️: how do you always have top tier headcanons??

Turtle Anne's Hair: boyd your like a completey different person than you were when you first joined

what the fuck

hey has anyone ever noticed that webby sounds exactly like sadie 

BItterthanyou😎: wait really??? i dont think ive ever heard her voice before

Turtle Anne's Hair: yeah its uncanny  

@GoddessofGays youre myseterious life doesnt include voice acting does it??

GoddessofGays: no but that would so cool!!! unfortunely its just a coincidence ☹️

crawlingbacktoyou: the only thing im taking away from this is that we need to do a voice chat soon

GoddessofGays: oh yes please!!! that would be so fun!!!!

Clair-Violet: It's chaotic enough here as it is, can you imagine the eight of us trying to all talk at once?

demigirlsadiemiller: yeah itll be amazing

BItterthanyou😎: she hasnt even been here a day and they already know that

also wow were up to 8! thats so many!

Turtle Anne's Hair: yeah you might have to close the server soon /j

BItterthanyou😎: i would... kinda be okay with that

i like our little group

A definitely real boy!☀️: so do I! it's seven more friends than I had a few weeks ago.

Transcendent: I'm... not good with a lot of people, so if we're being serious I would be for closing the server.

crawlingbacktoyou: 👆

Clair-Violet: 👆

W-Worm?

crawlingbacktoyou: close enough

Transcendent: I think Louie was saying it earlier to express how cool it was we said the same thing at the same time.

crawlingbacktoyou: im so proud of you

Clair-Violet: Ah, I see.

Turtle Anne's Hair: ok i was kinda being serious??

not really a fan of big discords

BItterthanyou😎: so thats like 5 of us that are down to close the discord

i can still give people links if you want them but random people wont be able to join

@GoddessofGays @A definitely real boy!☀️ @demigirlsadiemiller are you cool with closing the server?

GoddessofGays: if everyone else wants to I don't have a problem with it.

A definitely real boy!☀️: same!

demigirlsadiemiller: im cool with it

BItterthanyou😎: alrighty!

7:52 PM

Webby: hey, can I talk to you?

Lena: of course, what's up?