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big secksy sword fight (really hawt) ((nsfw)) [April Fools Day 2020]

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jojo and shiza have a sword fight to train and then WHAM SHOWS UP AN HES HORNY !!!1! what could possibly happen next????!?!

[dont fucking read this do not waste your time reading this]

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(A/N: this is my first fic so plz be nice... 0w0)

 

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jojo and ceaser were having a homo erotik sword match on the hamon training island bc lisa liza told them 2.   "you may be good with a sword but your still no match for me jojo!" saesar yelled.  "hoho you havent seen my moves yet! said jojo and he did that move where you stamd on the other guys sword.  "im way better with any kind of sword than you and yes thats a eufemism ;)"  cesar scremed and droped his sord bc jojo was very heavy.  "no fair tahts cheating!" he screamd.  "JOJO AND CASAR" somebody shout "I AM HERE TO FIGHT YOU" it was wam!!! he wantd to fight them so he put 2 magic rings on theyre d*cks and said "YOU GOTTA BEAT ME IN A SWORD FIGHT... AND A SEX FIGHT1!!"  "o no jojo hes going to f*ck you!' cesar hollered but jojo is smart so he said not if i f*ck him first! and took of his shirt which was already ripped in a sexy way from the sowrd fight. now he had no shit on and he said "cum and get me wahm!"  wham took of his shirt and loinclothes and he had lots of piercings even on his huge c*ck! he yelled "first u must put this in your *ss!" and he took out a huuuuuuge dildo made of stone. "oh no jojos not good with ham on he cant fit that in is *ss!" yelled cesra. "u underestim8 my power ceasr" said jojo and he put it all in there super easy!then he pull it all out and put in in whamm! "now your chance cesar!" he sayd so ceasar took out his big italian p*nis and stuck it in wham too. they both had their d*cks in whams hole and he say "ENOUGH I YEILD!!!" so they took them out.  wha said "we dont need a fighgt now lets just have some fun ;)" so they all three had sex.  jojo and caesar both put their d*cks in wamhs hole and in his mouth and he made them both com at onse. then cesar tryd to put wams c*ock in him but its too big and he say "F*CK OW" and take it out so he just use his hands. instead of com whan had blood instead so it looks all scary.  csear got coverd in blood com!  jojo thot that was super hot so he started making out wth cesar & then wham joind in so they were all 3 making out. then they order a pizza and wached sord art online <3

 

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(A/N: hope u like dis!!! i hav a lot of fun writeing it plz enjoy)

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april fools mother fuckers