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Tenya Iida added 18 people to Class 1-A
Tenya Iida: Hello all! I’ve created this group chat to provide a way for the class to interact and update each other on school events.
Hanta Sero: hello comrades
Denki Kaminari: mothers and fuckers
Mina Ashido: moths and lightbulbs
Eijirou Kirishima: yees and haws
Tooru Hagakure: frogs and gays
Tsuyu Asui: what if you’re both
Tooru Hagakure: o shit
Tooru Hagakure changed Tsuyu Asui ‘s nickname to gay frog
gay frog: perfect
Tooru Hagakure changed their nickname to now you don’t
Izuku Midoriya: hi guys!! (▰∀◕)ﾉ
Izuku Midoriya changed their name to glowstick bones
glowstick bones: snap crackle pop
Katsuki Bakugou: literally shut the fuck up
Katsuki Bakugou changed their name to Lord Explosion Murder
glowstick bones changed Lord Explosion Murder ‘s name to Kacchan
Kacchan changed their name to watch your back deku
Eijirou Kirishima: while this has been loads of fun i’m going to go ahead and say that I’d rather midoriya died later rather than sooner
Denki Kaminari: there’s always that one weak bitch in the group who’s not down with murder
Hanta Sero: says the aspiring hero
Mina Ashido: are you saying you wouldn’t kill for katsuki
Hanta Sero: o shit you right
Hanta Sero changed their name to fake bitch
Ochako Uraraka: if any of you lay a finger on deku i’ll staple your eyebrows to your feet and make you do situps
Denki Kaminari: this is cruel and unusual punishment
Ochako Uraraka: the laws of gravity aren’t the only laws i defy B)
fake bitch: *is fear*
Mina Ashido changed their name to britney spears
fake bitch: ?
britney spears: you know that you’re toxic
fake bitch: is your acid toxic? or just acidic?
britney spears: do i look like i know
fake bitch: wh
Eijirou Kirishima changed their name to rocky top
Denki Kaminari: kiri no
rocky top: why?
Denki Kaminari:
britney spears:
fake bitch:
watch your back deku:
rocky top: OH
rocky top: NO WAIT
gay frog: screenshots? tooketh
rocky top: n o w a i t
rocky top changed their name to hard
Denki Kaminari: are you joking? like, are you… kidding? around?
hard: oh for fucks sake
hard changed their name to a rock
a rock: satisfied?
Denki Kaminari: you’re acting like we’re at fault here
Denki Kaminari changed their name to electric avenue
Shouto Todoroki: oh cool a group chat
electric avenue: haha c o o l
electric avenue: haha get it because
electric avenue: because he
electric avenue: because his quirk
britney spears: it’s ok take ur time
Shouto Todoroki changed their nickname to watch your back kaminari
electric avenue: chuckles
electric avenue: im in danger
Kyouka Jirou: you got what you deserved and nothing less
Kyouka Jirou changed their name to airpods could never
Tenya Iida: Does anyone have Shinsou’s phone number? He doesn’t seem to give out a lot of personal information.
glowstick bones: i gotchu
glowstick bones added Hitoshi Shinsou to Class 1-A
Hitoshi Shinsou changed their name to cryptid bops and vibes
cryptid bops and vibes: where am i
electric avenue: ur mum
cryptid bops and vibes: someone who is not kaminari
glowstick bones: class 1-a group chat. which is why it’s called Class 1-A, and is a group chat
cryptid bops and vibes: hello 911
britney spears: hi 911 do u have spare reincarnation juice i just witnessed a murder
cryptid bops and vibes: this is cyberbullying
Fumikage Tokoyami: what a mad banquet of darkness
Mezou Shouji changed Fumikage Tokoyami ‘s name to blue-footed booby
blue-footed booby: the only booby here is you, mezou
Mezou Shouji: :,0
Yuga Aoyama: hello, it is the long awaited arrival of Moi
Mashirao Ojirou: couldn’t wait
Yuga Aoyama changed their name to twilight sparkle
Mashirao Ojirou changed their name to tails
Ochako Uraraka changed Tenya Iida ‘s name to skrt skrt
tails: uraraka what did you do
Ochako Uraraka: the lord’s work
Ochako Uraraka changed their name to defying gravity
Kouji Kouda : !!! (✪‿✪)ノ
defying gravity: kouda i would die for you
Kouji Kouda changed their name to Disney Princess
defying gravity: kouda i would kill for you
Disney Princess: ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
fake bitch: uraraka you made him sad how could you
defying gravity: the real monster was inside me all along
britney spears changed Rikidou Satou ‘s name to sugar daddy
sugar daddy: aw fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this
Momo Yaoyorozu: hello!!
electric avenue: momo you’re perfect
Momo Yaoyorozu: thanks! While perfect is an unachievable state for mere human beings, you come very close to it!
electric avenue: clu tches ches t
now you don’t: omg momo you killed him
Momo Yaoyorozu: The mob will be so pleased.
sugar daddy: wh
electric avenue changed Momo Yaoyorozu ‘s name to Mob Boss
electric avenue: ay vinnie
fake bitch: yea boss?
britney spears: you’re valid, every single one a you’z is valid
Mezou Shouji changed their name to 2nd Amendment
electric avenue: ?
2nd Amendment: the right to bear arms
defying gravity: thats too many arms sir im afraid we must arrest you for having so many arms *whips out three sets of handcuffs*
2nd Amendment: *just grows like. 30 more hands*
defying gravity: sir im going to have to ask you to have less hands
2nd Amendment: this is my constitutional right
tails: we live in japan
tails: why do you even know the american constitution
2nd Amendment: why do you
tails: you got me there.jpg
cryptid bops and vibes: cease
electric avenue: make me
cryptid bops and vibes: my quirk is literally making people do things
electric avenue: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cryptid bops and vibes: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
electric avenue: no wait
electric avenue: haha jk take the shot see if i care
fake bitch: please do not
electric avenue: aww sero you care :,)
fake bitch: lmao nvm shinsou snipe the bastard
electric avenue: :,0
now you can’t: so are we just going to ignore shouji straight-up roleplaying earlier?
2nd Amendment: yes.
now you can’t: oh gosh oh fuck
blue-footed booby: shouji we’ve talked about this
blue-footed booby: wait
blue-footed booby changed their name to watch your back shouji
watch your back kaminari: solidarity
watch your back shouji: solidarity
watch your back deku: tch
watch your back deku: solidarity i guess
electric avenue: they got em boys
now you can’t: you realize you’re on the kill list
glowstick bones: solidarity
2nd Amendment: solidarity
electric avenue: anyone have any good bomb shelters
electric avenue: / any good hitmen u can put me in contact with
airpods could never: nope
electric avenue: :,0
airpods could never: sorry if i don’t want you booty calling my hitman
electric avenue: rude
skrt skrt: i am beginning to realize that this was a mistake