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2020-09-07
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2024-02-05
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Wrong Number, Right Family.

Summary:

Peter Parker had broken his phone during one of his fights. He fixed it of course but little to his knowledge Ned's number had been mixed around creating a whole new number.

This is crack treated seriously but occasionally pure crack.

Notes:

This is cross-posted on wattpad. No other site.

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Chapter Text

Peter
Dude, my phone got utterly smashed to bits during the fight.  You're lucky I fixed it other wise you wouldn't be my guy in the chair.
 
?
Who's this?

Peter
Dude I know it may have changed my number but come on.

?
I don't know who you are but you have the wrong number

Peter
Oh, I'm so sorry,  I was in a rush and it must have mixed the numbers up.

?                                                                   
It's ok also sounds like crazy kind of a fight you got in.

Peter
Yeah, my phone got smashed but at least I won

?
Ha well that is the important part of a fight.

Peter
Yeah, well I have to go.

?
Ok.                  

1 day later

Peter
Hey, you probably already deleted this conversation but I'm bored and wanted to talk to someone.

?
Why are you up at 1 am?

Peter
The real question is why you are up at 1 am.

?
seriously why are you up?

Peter
Couldn't sleep

?
any specific reason?

Peter
Memories

?
Bad ones?

Peter
Yeah, what's your reason?

?
Work

Peter
That must suck, what kind of job do you have?

?
One that helps people

Peter
That sounds like a good job

?
It is

Peter
This may be random but how old are you

?
Old but still look good

Peter
Sure

?
It's true, how old are you?

Peter
15

?
It's nice to see teens want to help people.

Peter
Yeah I'm some of the rare species of highschool.

?
That's a good thing

Peter
Not if it makes you a target

?
Target of what?

Peter
Oh the usual, *bullies*

?
Don't let them get to you

Peter
I don't

?
Good

Peter
It was nice talking

?
It was, goodnight.

Peter
Night.