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MIDORIYA reports KIRISHIMA’s body. Nine players left.
MIDORIYA: Okay, before I tell where the body is, everyone tell me where they are right now.
BAKUGO: Why the FUCK would we do that?
MIDORIYA: So I can catch somebody in a lie and do my detective work.
BAKUGO: Look, what if…
ASUI: I’m in the cafeteria with Kyoka. She was doing trash.
BAKUGO: Why the fuck did you do what he told you to do?
YAOYOROZU: We’re wasting time, Bakugo. I was in electrical. I just did the lights.
IIDA: I can vouch for that, I was also there. And Kaminari just got there by the end.
MIDORIYA: Kaminari, where did you come from?
KAMINARI: I think it is the reactor room? The one on the left. I did that long task, the one with two parts, with the gas.
MIDORIYA: Okay. Hum. Jiro and Tsuyu in the cafeteria. Yaoyorozu and Iida on lights, with Kaminari also there coming from the reactor. That leaves Ochako, Kacchan and Todoroki. Where were you guys?
TODOROKI: I was at navigation, doing the wires.
MIDORIYA: Nav?
TODOROKI: Yeah.
MIDORIYA: I see. Did you do any other task?
TODOROKI: I did the first set of wires in admin. I saw Iida and Momo there.
MIDORIYA: Iida, Yaoyorozu. Is that true?
YAOYOROZU: Honestly, I didn’t see Shoto at all…
IIDA: I did. I think you were doing the card swipe still, so that’s why you didn’t see him. It was very early in the round as well.
TODOROKI: Yeah.
MIDORIYA: Ochako, where were you?
URARAKA: I was at medbay with Bakugo. I did the scan and he did the becker one.
BAKUGO: You weren’t supposed to tell him where I was!
MIDORIYA: Why? She just cleared you out.
YAOYOROZU: Ok, let me ask. Where is the body?
MIDORIYA: Okay. Let me explain my path first. I was at the cafeteria in the beginning because I was distracted ordering food for me and Ochako. Then I went to admin and saw you and Iida.
IIDA: I saw you.
YAOYOROZU: Me too.
MIDORIYA: As lights went out, I looked on the map in admin and noticed there were two people on shields. And then, one left. So I got suspicious of a murderer and went to find. As the lights turned back on, I saw Kirishima dead there. He was probably doing the shields and died.
BAKUGO: Why didn’t you go for the lights, fuckface?
MIDORIYA: Because I never do, I like the investigation. You’ve seen my videos.
BAKUGO VOTED.
MIDORIYA: Who did you vote for here?
BAKUGO: You.
MIDORIYA: Why? I think there is a clear sus here. Todoroki.
TODOROKI: Why me?
MIDORIYA: You were the only one on the right side besides Kirishima. Also, I saw two people were on shields through the admin. Everyone has a great alibi.
TODOROKI: Hang on. Uraraka, Bakugo. Do you vouch for each other?
BAKUGO: Yeah. Round face was with me the whole round. When the lights turned out, she was still on scan.
URARAKA: That’s right.
TODOROKI: Did you see her scanning?
BAKUGO: I don’t have the freaking task.
TODOROKI: But did you see her scanning?
ASUI: I think visual tasks are off, Todoroki.
TODOROKI: Oh. Ok. The other doubles. Do you guys vouch for each other the whole round?
JIRO: Me and Asui, yeah.
ASUI: Yeah.
YAOYOROZU: I vouch for Iida in this round. There is no way Iida went to shields and got in time for lights.
TODOROKI: So, it’s between me, Kaminari and Midoriya.
ASUI VOTED.
KAMINARI: Why me? I was on the other side of the map.
TODOROKI: You could have vented. Midoriya, did you see someone on the reactor side.
MIDORIYA: I… don’t know. If he was there… The vent on shields doesn’t connect to the reactor one, unless he is lying about where he is coming from. Iida, Yaoyorozu. Did you guys see where Kaminari is coming from?
IIDA: No.
YAOYOROZU: I’m not sure.
KAMINARI: From the left side.
MIDORIYA: Can someone vouch for Kaminari’s path in the last half of the round?
JIRO: Not really.
TODOROKI: He could have come from the right side, then.
MIDORIYA: That doesn’t feel right. I think I would have seen him, even with lights turned off. Unless he was able to sneak past me. I don’t like to use the behavior metagame, but Kaminari usually is more of a vent guy, but we established he was on electrical...
TODOROKI: It’s either him or a self-report, Midoriya. Because it’s not me.
IIDA: Hang on, I saw Midoriya in admin. But… I don’t know if he could reach there fast enough, because we just have done lights and the body was called. The timing really makes me think it’s not him.
YAOYOROZU: I’m still sus of Midoriya. And Shoto, of course. And very little on Kaminari.
URARAKA: So, who do we vote, here?
IIDA: Skip?
KAMINARI: I’ll vote for mister skip.
JIRO: Skip. And keep an eye on them.
MIDORIYA VOTED.
URARAKA VOTED.
IIDA VOTED.
JIRO VOTED.
YAOYOROZU VOTED.
TODOROKI VOTED.
KAMINARI VOTED.
Midoriya received one vote (Bakugo).
Eight people skipped.
No one was ejected.
MIDORIYA: Very funny, Kacchan.
BAKUGO reported YAOYOROZU’s body.
BAKUGO: Medbay. Deku, you fucking creep, why where you following me?
MIDORIYA: To see if you finish the medbay task. He did finish by the way, guys.
KAMINARI: Is it Midoriya then, Bakugo?
BAKUGO: Maybe. But not this one, though.
KAMINARI: I see. Then it is Todoroki, right…? Would Todoroki kill his girlfriend, though?
TODOROKI: I would, since this is only a game and it doesn’t really matter. But I didn’t. I was at the reactor with Jiro and Iida. I did the annoying Simon Says task.
IIDA: I can confirm that.
MIDORIYA: Where is everyone else?
KAMINARI: I went to storage, then electrical and then went to shields, but the corpse was reported before I could get there.
URARAKA: I was camping cams. Guys, I saw Momo getting into medbay earlier with Tsuyu, but only Tsuyu left.
BAKUGO: Were you at cams the whole round?
URARAKA: Yeah. I went straight into the room. I saw Kacchan and Izuku together all the time. I saw Kaminari alone. I saw Todoroki, Iida and Jiro on the door of cams. And I saw Tsu on medbay with Yaomomo, but only Tsuyu left.
KAMINARI: Oh.
TODOROKI: Tsu?
ASUI: I went with Momo to medbay, that’s true. But she stayed there when I left. Right after I left, the doors were closed out so I don’t know what happened next. But it’s not me.
BAKUGO: Could have been a vent kill, to be fair.
MIDORIYA: The vents that go in there are from cams and medbay. Iida, Todoroki and Jiro. Can you vouch for Uraraka?
JIRO: Yeah.
TODOROKI: Yeah.
IIDA: Well, I didn’t see her the entire round, but she was there every time I checked.
URARAKA: I was there, Deku.
BAKUGO: This kill is definitely between Round Face, Blondie and Tsuyu, right? Blondie was on electrical and Tsuyu was on the scene of the crime. Though, to me, the things are not looking that good for Kaminari. He is sus of two deaths.
KAMINARI: Come on, trust me. I’m being framed!
IIDA: Jiro, it is your fiance. What do you think? Is he telling the truth?
KAMINARI: Yes.
JIRO: Denki, did you do it?
KAMINARI: I didn’t.
JIRO: Hmm. I can’t tell shit.
[laughs]
IIDA: I’m with Bakugo on this one. My biggest sus are on Kaminari and Tsuyu for this one. But we can tell for sure that Jiro and Todoroki are clear for this one.
BAKUGO: Todoroki and Midoriya are still really sus for the first one, though.
JIRO: Hang on, that means we are confirmed innocent? Right?
BAKUGO: Who?
JIRO: Me and Iida. The first one was Midoriya or Todoroki, but they both had eyes on them this round. This one is between Kaminari, Tsu and Ochako. Which means we are innocent, I guess?
MIDORIYA: Not really, even though it is really probable. Kaminari still could have done both kills, even if the first one was really hard for him. The only person I am sure it’s innocent is Kacchan, because he did the medbay thing.
TODOROKI: He could have faked it.
MIDORIYA: Yeah… But I don’t really think so. Faking a long task seems odd.
URARAKA: I think Iida and Jiro are innocent, unless they are playing really slow and Kaminari is going in a killer spree.
ASUI VOTED.
URARAKA VOTED.
MIDORIYA VOTED.
BAKUGO VOTED.
JIRO: To be fair, Kaminari is a very aggressive imposter.
KAMINARI: I am. But I’m not the imposter.
KAMINARI VOTED.
TODOROKI VOTED.
IIDA VOTED.
JIRO: Hang on, you guys voted on who?
ASUI: Skipping.
MIDORIYA: We have eight people, so it is still safe. But guys, keep an eye on the button, ok?
JIRO: Roger that.
JIRO VOTED.
Everyone skipped.
No one was ejected.
JIRO: Just doing a body check. Is anybody dead?
IIDA: I’m alive.
BAKUGO: Nobody is dead.
MIDORIYA: Does anybody have any critical information? That was a long round.
JIRO: Kaminari has been following me around for the most part and he left in the end, so I was worried he killed someone. I didn’t see him doing any task. But he didn’t kill me, I guess.
KAMINARI: I literally can’t kill you.
BAKUGO: Who did top O2?
MIDORIYA: Me and Iida. We were together most of the round. Was it you or Todoroki who did the bottom one?
BAKUGO: Only me. Todoroki and Asui were also there, though. I thought for a second they were going to kill me.
JIRO: Kaminari and I were also there by the end, Bakugo.
BAKUGO: I didn’t see you guys.
ASUI: They were there, by the door. Ochako, where were you?
URARAKA: I was doing my tasks on the left side, because I was behind them a little bit. I just got to O2 by the end. I saw Iida coming from the top.
ASUI: Ok. I think we should skip because nothing happened.
ASUI VOTED.
IIDA VOTED.
BAKUGO: Don’t be pussies. Let’s spice it up and vote on somebody.
MIDORIYA VOTED.
TODOROKI VOTED.
URARAKA VOTED.
KAMINARI: Who?
BAKUGO: Who do you think it is.
BAKUGO VOTED.
IIDA: I already skipped.
JIRO: I’m down for it, Bakugo.
JIRO VOTED.
KAMINARI VOTED.
Midoriya received one vote (Bakugo).
Asui received one vote (Kaminari).
Todoroki received one vote (Jiro).
Five people skipped.
Nobody was ejected.
IIDA reported BAKUGO’s body
JIRO: Where?
IIDA: Cafeteria. Where is everyone?
MIDORIYA: Ochako and I were together the entire round.
IIDA: Which path did you guys do?
URARAKA: We went to electrical together, we did our tasks… There is only one left for me, by the way. We fixed lights, even.
TODOROKI: Was that why they went out and on so quickly?
URARAKA: Yeah, we were already there. Then, we went to storage and the door was locked, so we ended up staying in admin. Jiro saw us there.
JIRO: I saw them in storage. But Ochako, you came from below and Midoriya came from the top.
MIDORIYA: I was doing the wires. I think Ochako did trash?
URARAKA: No, no. I went to check on for bodies. I wanted to go to comms too but you didn’t follow me.
KAMINARI: I actually saw them in admin, Jiro. And the doors were already closed. You saw me going from the right side, right? I was going to the cafeteria but the door was locked so I stayed there. I saw them there.
URARAKA: Hang on. I didn’t see you, I think.
MIDORIYA: I think I saw his yellow legs for a moment, but I’m not completely sure.
KAMINARI: I was there.
IIDA: Okay, where was everyone else?
JIRO: I was going to cams, but you found the body before I could get there. I saw you, Bakugo and Todoroki on navs and went down to storage, where I saw Midoriya and Ochako. Iida, Todoroki. Who was the last one to leave Bakugo?
TODOROKI: Iida. I went to medbay and they stayed on.., O2, I think.
IIDA: That is correct. Bakugo left earlier than me. I got stucked when the doors closed, so I went as soon as possible to cafeteria and reported his body.
JIRO: Can someone vouch for Todoroki on medbay?
TODOROKI: I was alone.
JIRO: I think it is Todoroki, then.
TODOROKI: Hang on. It’s not me. Why do you think it is me?
JIRO: From the first round, it could only be you or Midoriya.
TODOROKI: Or Kaminari.
JIRO: Or Denki. But Denki, Midoriya and Ochako have solid stories and were seen all the time. I saw them three and the door really were locked right after, so I don’t think they could’ve killed Bakugo without Iida seeing them there...
TODOROKI: What about Tsuyu?
JIRO: Tsuyu was with me in the end of the round, in the bottom right area. Iida, is that kill fresh?
IIDA: Fairly, but not that fresh. It’s been a while since I saw Bakugo last time. But I don’t think there is time for Tsuyu to go from the cafeteria to the… where were you?
ASUI: Comms.
IIDA: Comms. Without going through a sea of people and closed doors, that is.
MIDORIYA: It must have been Todoroki, then. I think he definitely did the first kill.
TODOROKI: It’s not me.
JIRO: Who is it, then?
TODOROKI: I don’t know.
KAMINARI: Hang on. What if it is Iida being a self-report Sarah?
MIDORIYA: It can’t be. We established in the second round that Iida was probably innocent.
KAMINARI: What if he isn’t?
MIDORIYA: Then you are the second impostor.
KAMINARI: What? Why?
MIDORIYA: Because he was cleared the first two rounds. Unless the same impostor killed twice in the first two rounds, it’s not him.
KAMINARI: First round? Who cleared him in the first round?
URARAKA: Momo. She saw him in admin and they went together to lights. Remember?
KAMINARI: Oh yeah. Then it is Todoroki.
KAMINARI VOTED.
ASUI: Wait. I don’t think we should vote here. There’s seven left.
KAMINARI: Oh. Sorry.
JIRO: Unless you guys want to spice it up. I’m pretty sure it is Kaminari.
MIDORIYA: Me too, but I like to play a safer game. I’m pretty sure it’s either Kaminari and Tsu and the other one is Todoroki. But I’m skipping.
MIDORIYA VOTED.
ASUI VOTED.
IIDA: Hang on, if it is Todoroki, who is the second imposter?
MIDORIYA: Kaminari or Tsu. Or potentially Uraraka, but I don’t know.
URARAKA: I’m thinking Tsuyu or Kaminari too, because of Momo’s kill and that I know it is not me.
MIDORIYA: Yeah.
KAMINARI: Oh, the married couple agree with each other. Stopping the mutual simping, you guys.
[laughs]
IIDA: Why did you clear Uraraka, Midoriya?
MIDORIYA: I’m not clearing her. Listen. Ochako is not clear, but I don’t think it’s her on a strictly behavioral sense. Here is my theory. I think Todoroki did the first kill and this one. And Kaminari did the second one and is trying to save his partner by accusing Iida.
TODOROKI: If it is Kaminari, it’s not me. I suspected Kaminari in the first round.
MIDORIYA: That is true, but you might be big-braining us. Throwing your partner under the bus to throw us off. Besides, let me say, your case against Kaminari in the first round wasn’t that strong, so I think you knew no one was going to buy it.
KAMINARI: I already voted for Todoroki.
MIDORIYA: Yeah, but you know we will skip, very similarly to Todoroki and you in the first round.
ASUI: Oh, that’s actually really plausible. Though, to be fair, Midoriya is prone to jump into his own theories.
TODOROKI: Wait. Could it be Midoriya somehow?
URARAKA: Not for this kill.
MIDORIYA: Bakugo cleared me in the second round as well.
TODOROKI: You could’ve killed only in the first round.
MIDORIYA: That’s true, but let me explain myself. Who would be my partner? In the first round I agree you guys can sus me and think I self-reported, but on the second and third I was cleared. Asui, Uraraka and Kaminari were the suspects in the second round, so let’s say they were my partner. They were all cleared this round, meaning neither of us could have killed Bakugo now. It has to be someone else.
JIRO VOTED.
TODOROKI: Well… Then it is Iida.
IIDA: Me and Midoriya were cleared the second round.
JIRO: It’s totally fucking Todoroki.
IIDA: I think so as well. But I’ll still skip this one, though. It’s seven, you guys.
IIDA VOTED.
URARAKA VOTED.
TODOROKI: It’s not me.
TODOROKI VOTED.
Todoroki received two votes (Kaminari and Jiro).
Five people voted for skipping.
Nobody was ejected.
JIRO: Eyes wide open, guys.
URARAKA reported IIDA’s body.
URARAKA: It’s Todoroki. Easy. Busted.
TODOROKI: Wait, what?
URARAKA: You came out of the room and Iida was dead in there.
TODOROKI: But I just left the room and Iida was alive!
JIRO: Hang on, back up a second. Where is the body?
URARAKA: Security. I was feeling someone was dead and I was looking for a body.
TODOROKI: It’s Uraraka. It’s totally her. It has to be her.
URARAKA: It’s not me. I was literally cleared the last round and you were the only one without an alibi.
ASUI: Midoriya had a strong case against you.
URARAKA VOTED.
TODOROKI: Oh, it’s Midoriya and Uraraka then.
TODOROKI VOTED.
MIDORIYA: It couldn’t have been us because of the third round. I don’t have a viable partner for this one.
ASUI: Hang on. One of you could’ve killed Bakugo and is covering for each other.
MIDORIYA: Hum… I think it is reasonable to think, but very unlikely. Listen to me. Jiro and Kaminari saw us and we got locked out that time. Unless we were extremely fortunate with our timing, it’s not us. I’m not saying we should rule me out, but it’s very unlikely, don’t you think?
ASUI: I... suppose so.
MIDORIYA: Also, another piece of evidence. Kaminari, do you remember who was left behind after the reactor went off?
KAMINARI: Yeah. Sorry, buddy. It was Todoroki and Iida.
KAMINARI VOTED.
MIDORIYA: Hang on, don’t vote yet. There might be more to it. Also, we can sus out the second impostor if it is Todoroki.
KAMINARI: Quick, who do you guys think it is the second impostor?
MIDORIYA: I’m still not sure about the second one. Kaminari could have killed me this round and it would have been a clean hit, but… I don’t know. Right now, I’m suspecting… Tsu? Maybe Ocha? Not sure. It’s very much random number generation if I had to vote right now.
KAMINARI: I think it might be Todoroki and… Tsu. Because of the second round.
ASUI: Why me?
URARAKA: I saw you leaving medbay, remember? I’m really sus of Tsu because of that too. I think Midoriya is probably right and the second imposter is between me, her and Kaminari. Since I know it’s not me… Tsuyu seems the stronger case. Besides, I’m also selling out Todoroki right now, so it’s not me.
KAMINARI: That’s true.
TODOROKI: That’s not true. It’s not me. She is the second imposter and she is getting a free kill.
MIDORIYA: If it is really Todoroki… It’s between Kaminari and Asui for sure, right? Considering Ochako wouldn’t sell out her partner. What do you think, Jiro?
JIRO: Denki? Is that you.
KAMINARI: Kyoka. It ain’t me.
JIRO: Well… I think it’s Tsu. Maybe. Or Denki. Fuck. I don’t know.
ASUI: I think Iida and Jiro were the only confirmed innocent, right? And Todoroki seems so guilty right now. I don’t think it could be Midoriya or Ochako if Todoroki is really guilty, because they are so hard accusing him.
TODOROKI: Tsuyu, you are being played.
ASUI: I don’t rule out this possibility, let me finish. Let’s focus on this kill, ok? Todoroki, what exactly did you see?
TODOROKI: I was at security with Iida after reactor. I saw Uraraka coming from the top corridor, as if looking for someone. I decided to go out and check for a body and that’s when the body was called.
JIRO: Did you see her killing him?
TODOROKI: No, I did not.
ASUI: What’s your version of the story, Uraraka?
URARAKA: After the reactor was called, I stayed with Jiro most of the time. Then I noticed we didn’t see Todoroki and Iida for a long time and went to look for him. I saw Todoroki leaving the room and when I went in to check, the body was there.
ASUI: Do you guys believe in which one?
MIDORIYA: I’m still inclined to believe in Ochako. If it is her, she played me.
TODOROKI: It’s her and you.
KAMINARI: Todoroki was the only one that could have killed Bakugo. Midoriya also sussed him out in the first round. It’s him.
JIRO: I also think it is Todoroki.
MIDORIYA: Me too.
ASUI: Ok. Hear me out. I think it is Ochako.
URARAKA: Why?
ASUI: Todoroki was in cams. Wouldn’t he see you coming and not make the kill? Also, he could have vented away. Midoriya and Kaminari saw Todoroki with Iida, so there was no sense in killing him there.
KAMINARI: Oh, shit.
JIRO: You’re right.
TODOROKI: Yeah, it’s Midoriya and Uraraka! I’ve been telling you guys.
URARAKA: Hold. It’s Tsuyu and Todoroki.
JIRO: Why?
URARAKA: She is trying to save her partner. It’s her and Todoroki. The timeline fits. She only killed Momo and Todoroki killed the rest.
KAMINARI: I... agree with Uraraka. Besides, the third round doesn’t leave room for speculation. It is Todoroki.
ASUI: What if one of them sneaked out and killed Bakugo before Kaminari could’ve seen it.
KAMINARI: Impossible. The doors were locked.
ASUI: What if the death was older than that? Jiro, you saw them in storage, right?
JIRO: When?
ASUI: In the second round.
JIRO: Yeah.
ASUI: What if Bakugo was already dead there?
JIRO: Oh… I don’t know if the timeline fits.
ASUI: We don’t know how old Bakugo’s death was.
URARAKA: It’s totally Tsu and Todoroki.
MIDORIYA: Wait. Uraraka, I’m not sure if it is Tsu. I think she might be just mistaken. Tsu, we went from electrical to storage and Jiro saw us.
JIRO: When I saw you, you guys were already at storage. And you were coming from different parts. Uraraka seemed to be going from below.
MIDORIYA: Which is not the way from the body.
JIRO: Then it was you, because you were at the top.
MIDORIYA: I was doing wires. I didn’t move at all.
ASUI: I’m… I’m gonna believe in Todoroki.
MIDORIYA: Tsuyu, can I ask why you think it is me?
ASUI: Because you are hard accusing Todoroki and you are in control of this game for a while. If Ochako did this kill on Iida, it can only be you.
MIDORIYA: If it is Ochako… Let’s think about it. I can’t see how she could’ve done the first or the third kill. Unless Kaminari really did the first kill? But I don’t think Kaminari was able to do the... Or… Hang on. Todoroki. If it is Ochako, do you think the second one is me?
TODOROKI: I’m 99% sure it is you.
MIDORIYA: What if I’m not?
TODOROKI: Then… Kaminari.
KAMINARI: Midoriya cleared me for the third one.
MIDORIYA: Wait a second. I did not. I wasn’t sure I saw you at admin in the third round. Damn. Kaminari could have done the first and third kills and Ochako marinated me in the third round.
KAMINARI: You said you saw me.
MIDORIYA: I said I maybe saw your leg.
JIRO: And Denki voted really early. Who did you vote for, babe?
KAMINARI: Todoroki, obviously.
MIDORIYA: If we subscribe to Asui’s theory that it is Ochako, then Kaminari jumped in early to save her partner. Asui, what do you think?
ASUI: I’m… I’m second guessing myself now. In my eyes, it could be three options. Todoroki and Kaminari. Ochako and Midoriya. Ochako and Kaminari.
JIRO: Who do we vote for here?
ASUI: If we vote for Ochako and it is Ochako and Midoriya, they’ll tie it up and it’s over. If we vote for Todoroki, he’s out. If we vote for Kaminari and Midoriya goes with us, we take him out. I’m leaning on voting… I don’t know. I really think it is Ochako.
JIRO: I think… I think Midoriya is right, it is Denki.
TODOROKI: No, no, no. Even if it is Kaminari, we vote Uraraka first. I saw her.
URARAKA: It’s not me. I’m not sure if it is Kaminari. I still think Tsu was trying to get a free kill or a tie on this one. What if it is her and Todoroki? There is this possibility.
MIDORIYA: I think the deciding vote is Jiro, then. It could be me and Ochako. Ochako and Kaminari. Todoroki and Kaminari. Or Todoroki and Asui.
JIRO: Shit.
MIDORIYA: I’m still inclined to think it is Todoroki. Kaminari is one of the main suspects on the second one and the third kill might have been him, but I think it is unlikely it is Kaminari on the first one. So Todoroki is almost one hundred percent in my book.
JIRO: Let me think this critically, as you say. Ochako and Denki. Denki kills Kirishima. One of them kills Momo. Denki kills Bakugo. Ochako kills Iida. Right?
ASUI: Right.
MIDORIYA: Yeah. Ochako didn’t kill Kacchan.
JIRO: Ochako and Midoriya. Midoriya killed Kirishima and self-reported… Ochako killed Momo through the vent? One of them killed Bakugo. Ochako kills Iida. Correct?
ASUI: That’s my theory.
JIRO: Todoroki and Tsu. Todoroki killed Kirishima. Tsu killed Momo. Todoroki killed Bakugo and Iida.
URARAKA: I literally saw Tsu leaving medbay where Momo’s body was found.
JIRO: Todoroki and Denki. Todoroki killed Kirishima. Kaminari killed Momo through the vent. One of them killed Bakugo? Wait, no. I saw Denki down there, so it has to be Todoroki. And Todoroki also kills Iida.
ASUI: Yep.
MIDORIYA: That might be it.
JIRO: Well… Since Todoroki and Ocha are hard accusing each other, it’s one of them. I’m fairly sure Denki is the second one. Todoroki and Ochako are fifty-fifty for me. I think we should kill Kaminari. Todoroki and Ochako is still by chance at this point.
JIRO VOTED.
ASUI: Oh. Midoriya, who you will vote for?
MIDORIYA VOTED.
MIDORIYA: I voted for… Kaminari.
ASUI: So, I decide.
URARAKA: Oh, Deku, my love, you just threw the game. If it is Asui, she will vote for Kaminari and save her partner.
MIDORIYA: I… I think it is Todoroki and Kaminari. But… Oh, man, that was a bad play of me. I should have voted Todoroki, because I know it’s him 100%.
ASUI: Look, I’ll vote for... Kaminari. I think Kyoka is the only confirmed innocent, so I’ll just trust her judgement.
ASUI VOTED.
Uraraka received one vote (Todoroki).
Kaminari received two votes (Jiro and Asui).
Todoroki received three votes (Midoriya, Kaminari and Uraraka).
Todoroki was sent out through the airlock.
ASUI: Midoriya?
MIDORIYA: My bad.
URARAKA kills JIRO after calling O2.
Impostors Midoriya and Uraraka win.
MIDORIYA: Let’s go, sweetheart!
URARAKA: IzuOcha for the win!
BAKUGO: I can’t believe ig!
IIDA: Wow. You guys are really in tune, that was a clean round.
BAKUGO: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
KIRISHIMA: Well played, guys! Midoriya just five-headed this game.
IIDA: Hang on, who killed Bakugo?
MIDORIYA: I did. I wasn’t with Ochako in electrical at all, I went to admin and saw Bakugo there and killed him and went back. The kill wasn’t that fresh after all.
ASUI: So you self-reported in the first round, Midoriya?
MIDORIYA: Yeah. You were completely right when you suspected me and Ochako.
YAOYOROZU: It was already lost, though. Kaminari had already voted for Shoto.
MIDORIYA: True, but honestly I wasn’t so sure Kaminari wasn’t lying, so I decided to cover my bases. Also, even if he wasn’t lying, a free kill was better than a tie and that’s why I threw Kaminari under the spotlight. But there was a big hole in that story. Kaminari and Ochako couldn’t be partners because you actually saw Kaminari in the third round, Jiro. Kaminari also couldn’t have killed Kirishima, because Iida and Yaoyorozu saw him in the reactor and he couldn’t sneak past me. I was hoping nobody remembered, but if you guys remembered we would still have the tie anyways and we would double kill on reactor.
TODOROKI: Man, you did well by doing that. Tsuyu made a great case against you and you were able to shove it off.
JIRO: Honestly, I was suspecting Todoroki way more than Ochako, though. Even if I remembered the third round thing, I would still think Todoroki killed Bakugo.
ASUI: And I only thought it was the couple because Ochako and Todoroki were trading accusations and I noticed Midoriya had the game at the palm of his hand. But when Midoriya tried to rationalize how Ochako could be guilty, that threw me off. I honestly thought Kaminari was guilty by the end there.
YAOYOROZU: Midoriya is also very hard to read as an impostor. Like. Bakugo is an aggressive player, goes for risky kills and such. I myself think I am too slow as an impostor, I never kill the first round. Tokoyami only kills with lights off. Or Toru always gets too quiet as an impostor during discussions. Everyone has a tell. But Midoriya is so hard to read. I didn’t expect him to self-report in the first round, especially after being on admin with two others.
KAMINARI: That was a ballsy kill.
ASUI: So in the second round Ochako killed Momo?
URARAKA: Yeah. I closed all doors, vented and went back. When Iida went in to check, I was there like nothing happened. I was lucky you didn’t double back, Tsu.
ASUI: I should have, yeah.
KAMINARI: What really won the game was Bakugo’s kill, though. That was a slick move, Midoriya.
BAKUGO: I blame this on you, Iida. You were supposed to be following me. Todoroki, you should have also waited at medbay.
MIDORIYA: Killing confirmed innocent people is the way to go. When I said I was pretty sure it wasn’t Bakugo, I was telling Ochako that we could go after him.
KIRISHIMA: I think killing Yaoyorozu and putting Asui under fire was what solved the game for them. Because we lost our best critical thinker and put the one with strong intuitions under fire. They also put a target on the back of Bakugo and Todoroki was framed in the first round.
KAMINARI: He was also framed in the third round, that was unlucky.
MIDORIYA: I actually saw him going there. He didn’t see me because I have impostor vision.
YAOYOROZU: I saw that. He avoided Shoto, that kill was incredibly skillful.
KAMINARI: Fuck yeah. This one is going to YouTube, right? Put me on the thumbnail. I was basically the third impostor in the last round.
JIRO: Not really. I voted for you too, so it’s not like we would have won.
BAKUGO: But Midoriya could only make a case against Kaminari because he voted already. If Kaminari still had his vote, Deku would have to tread lightly with him and probably go hard after Todoroki.
MIDORIYA: Exactly. If I lost the argument with Asui and Todoroki, Kaminari could vote out Ochako and then it was going to be clear that it was me.
JIRO: I think I would’ve voted for Todoroki, still.
MIDORIYA: Let’s play another one?