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[11:25 AM]
Yaoyorozu Momo has created Untitled Chat
Yaoyorozu Momo has renamed Untitled Chat to Class 1A
Yaoyorozu Momo added Midoriya Izuku, Iida Tenya, and 18 others to Class 1A
Yaoyorozu Momo: In light of the recent attack on the USJ, Principal Nedzu has requested the representatives for each class create a group chat to allow for easier contact in case of another villain attack.
Yaoyorozu Momo: This chat is to be used for school or emergency purposes only.
Tokoyami Fumikage: I’m getting a foreboding feeling…
Kaminari Denki: Oh boy!! A group chat!
Kaminari Denki: Nickname time!
Jirou Kyouka: oh please god no
Kaminari Denki has changed their own nickname to Pika Pika
Pika Pika has changed Sero Hanta’s nickname to Bondage Kink
Bondage Kink: nice
Yaoyorozu Momo: I feel this is an opportune time to mention Aizawa Sensei is also in the chat.
Pika Pika: you say that like it’s going to change the way I name people at all
Yaoyorozu Momo: I must request you keep them somewhat school appropriate. This is a class chat after all.
Pika Pika: not a chance!
Pika Pika has changed Shouji Mezou’s nickname to Catch These Hands
Catch These Hands: Really?
Pika Pika: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Tokoyami Fumikage: What a mad banquet of darkness
Pika Pika: ok edgelord
Pika Pika changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s nickname to Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: I—
Pika Pika: Moving on!
Pika Pika changed Ojiro Mashirao’s nickname to Curious George
Pika Pika changed Satou Rikidou’s nickname to Sugar Crash
Pika Pika changed Aoyama Yuga’s nickname to Sparkle Sparkle Bitch
Sparkle Sparkle Bitch: Oui, I truly am dazzling~!
Pika Pika has changed Kouda Kouji’s nickname to Snow White
Snow White: (づ｡^‿‿^｡)づ
Pika Pika: Ahhhhh you’re so sweet! Thanks Kouda!
Pika Pika has changed Hagakure Tooru’s nickname to Lurker
Lurker: I take up that role with pride!
Ashido Mina: As you should bbg
Lurker: <3
Ashido Mina: Denki do mine next!
Pika Pika has changed Ashido Mina’s nickname to Dance Queen
Dance Queen: Nice
Pika Pika has changed Bakugou Katsuki’s nickname to Angry Pomeranian
Angry Pomeranian: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU DUNCE FACE
Angry Pomeranian has changed their own nickname to KING EXPLOSION MURDER
Pika Pika: bro come on
Pika Pika: join your canine brethren
Jirou Kyouka: do you even know what that word means
Pika Pika: of course I do!
Pika Pika: it means brothers :D
Jirou Kyouka: I'm impressed you actually knew something for once congratulations
Pika Pika has changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s nickname to Goddess
Goddess: Thank you, Kaminari! I’m flattered you think so highly of me!
Pika Pika has changed Jirou Kyouka’s nickname to Goddess Simp
Private Message between Denki and Jirou
[11:34 AM]
Jirou: I don't like what you’re implying
Denki: Me? I’m not implying anything
Jirou: Mhm sure
Denki: Don’t make fun of me and I won’t tell her
Jirou: You wouldn’t dare
Denki: Are you willing to risk it?
Jirou: …
Class 1A
[11:34 AM]
Pika Pika has changed Kirishima Eijiro’s nickname to Manly Rock
Manly Rock: bro
Pika Pika: broo
Manly Rock: brooo
Pika Pika: broooo
Manly Rock: brooooo
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I STG IF EITHER OF YOU TYPE BRO ONE MORE TIME I'LL KILL YOU
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: DUNCE FACE I SEE YOU TYPING
Pika Pika: sry bro
KING EXPLOSION MURDER has gone offline
Pika Pika: oh shit
Pika Pika has gone offline
Bondage Kink: Oh no
Dance Queen: Oh no
Manly Rock: Oh no no no no no
Dance Queen: Anyways!
Dance Queen: RIP Denki but it’s my turn for nickname’s now!
Dance Queen has changed Asui Tsuyu’s nickname to Kermit
Dance Queen has changed Uraraka Ochako’s nickname to Gravity? Don’t know her
Dance Queen has changed Todoroki Shoto’s nickname to Living Thermostat
Dance Queen has changed Iida Tenya’s nickname to Sonic
Sonic has changed their own nickname to Sonic’s Brother
Sonic’s Brother: My brother is Sonic in our family group chat. I cannot, in good conscience, steal his chat name.
Dance Queen: Aw that’s sweet!
Dance Queen has changed Midoriya Izuku’s nickname to Cinnamon Roll
Cinnamon Roll: no
Dance Queen: ?
Cinnamon Roll has changed their own nickname to Sinnamon Roll
Dance Queen: Should I be concerned?
Sinnamon Roll: :)
Dance Queen: Why does that feel so threatening??
Sinnamon Roll: :)
Mineta Minoru: Oh ho ho
Mineta Minoru: Is this a group chat I spy
Mineta Minoru: Hey ladies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mineta Minoru changed their own nickname to Lady Killer
Dance Queen: …
Gravity? Don’t Know Her: …
Kermit: …
Goddess Simp: …
Lurker: …
Kermit: @Goddess Why did you add him?
Goddess: This is a class group chat, and he is a part of this class whether we like it or not. I had to add him.
Dance Queen: damn that sucks
Lurker: Agreed
Aizawa Shouta: Alright listen up you shits.
Aizawa Shouta: I’m muting this chat. Only @ me if it’s an emergency.
Aizawa Shouta: Any questions can be directed to Midoriya and Yaoyorozu. They are also the admins.
Aizawa Shouta: M*neta, don’t be a pervert. Just because I muted the chat doesn’t mean I can’t look back at the messages you send. This is your only warning.
Lady Killer: Hey why you censor my name?!?!
Aizawa Shouta has gone offline
Dance Queen: This is why he is my fav teacher
Dance Queen has changed Aizawa Shouta’s nickname to Dadzawa
Dadzawa is online
Dadzawa: Detention Ashido
Dadzawa has gone offline
Dance Queen: Worth it
Lurker: I mean…
Lurker: He didn’t deny it
Bondage Kink: How is he even typing? Aren’t his arms covered in casts?
Dance Queen: Text to speech probably
Dance Queen: Don’t think about it too hard
Lady Killer: I didn’t even do anything! Why did he just call me out like that?!
Sinnamon Roll: Idk maybe the fact that you’re more likely to get arrested for sexual harassment than you are to get a hero license
Dance Queen: MIDORIYA EKBFKJSBF
Gravity? Don’t know her: Go off Deku-Kun!
Pika Pika: I mean did he lie?
Dance Queen: Denki you survived!
Pika Pika has changed Lady Killer’s nickname to Walking Sexual Assault Charge
Sinnamon Roll has locked Walking Sexual Assault Charge’s nickname
Waking Sexual Assault Charge: What the hell man?!
Waking Sexual Assault Charge: Why can’t I change it?!
Sinnamon Roll: I changed the settings so you couldn't
Waking Sexual Assault Charge: Why?!
Sinnamon Roll: I don’t like you
Walking Sexual Assault Charge: Why are you all ganging up on me?!
Walking Sexual Assault Charge: Fuck you all!
Bondage Kink: With all due respect—which to be clear is none—no thank you
Walking Sexual Assault Charge has gone offline
Sinnamon Roll: Looks like our job here is done
Dance Queen: OMG THAT WAS ICONIC AJHSKALWJ
Lurker: THAT WAS AMAZING HOLY SHIT
Gravity? Don’t know her: here you dropped these kings
Gravity? Don’t know her: (ノ・ω・)ノ👑 👑 👑 👑
Kermit: Thank you very much for getting rid of him kero.
Sinnamon Roll: No problem
Goddess Simp: I just wish he wasn’t in our class
Bondage Kink: I'm sure it won’t take long for him to say or do something incriminating and get himself expelled
Goddess Simp: Fair Point
Goddess: I’m kind of scared to see where that line will be drawn.
Dance Queen: Me too let's just hope it doesn’t affect one of us too badly
Sinnamon Roll: If it does, I volunteer to take the trash out. :)
Dance Queen: Again, that is so much more threatening than it should be
Dance Queen: Let me just say: I’m so glad you’re on our side and not with the league of villains
Sinnamon Roll: I would never
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Fuck off Deku’s too soft to be a fucking villain
Sinnamon Roll: You remember July 16th of last year?
KING EXPLOSION MURDER: …
KING EXPLOSION MURDER has gone offline
Pika Pika: Wtf was that??
Bondage Kink: Is the world ending
Bondage Kink: Bro’s face went red then he left the cafeteria
Living Thermostat: He just passed me in the hallway.
Living Thermostat: Should I go after him?
Dance Queen: It’s your funeral
[11:54 AM]
Pika Pika: Todoroki its been five minutes have you found him yet?
Living Thermostat: I found Bakugou.
Manly Rock: Where is he? Is he okay?
Living Thermostat: He is in the janitor’s closet outside of Present Mic’s classroom.
Pika Pika: Is he okay though?
Living Thermostat: I have a skewed definition of “okay.”
Living Thermostat: How would you define it?
Pika Pika: …that was possibly the most concerning response you could have given
Pika Pika: Uh emotionally? Like is Bakugou his usual angry self?
Living Thermostat: In a sense.
Dance Queen: Babe you’ve got to elaborate
Dance Queen: What is he doing
Living Thermostat: He’s pacing aggressively and muttering something about Midoriya, an All Might figure, and a trip to the hospital.
Manly Rock: What?
Sinnamon Roll: Oh good. He does remember.
Gravity? Don’t Know Her: Deku-Kun?? What did you do to him?!
Sinnamon Roll: Nothing!
Sinnamon Roll: Not to him, at least
Pika Pika: Wh
Pika Pika: What does that mean?
Pika Pika: Midori what does that mean??
Sinnamon Roll: :)
Manly Rock: …
Manly Rock: You’re terrifying you know that?
Living Thermostat: Uh oh.
Sonic’s Brother: Todoroki? Are you alright?
Living Thermostat: I accidentally let the door shut and Bakugou caught me spying on him.
Gravity? Don’t Know Her: Oh shit is that one of the ones that automatically locks?
Living Thermostat: Yes.
Dance Queen: So you and Bakugou are locked in a closet together right now…?
Living Thermostat: Yes. He is not happy with this situation.
Sinnamon Roll: I would offer to let you out, but I don’t think Kacchan wants to see me right now
Lurker: I can do it!
[11:54 AM]
Hagakure Tooru created Untitled Chat
Hagakure Tooru renamed Untitled Chat to Spill the Tea
Hagakure Tooru added Ashido Mina and Uraraka Ochako to Spill the Tea
Hagakure Tooru: I managed to get into the vents and got some nice footage of Todoroki and Bakugou
Ashido Mina: Tooru why the hell are you in the vents?
Hagakure Tooru: To get the tea, duh
Hagakure Tooru: Do you want to hear what I found or not?
Ashido Mina: Obviously
Hagakure Tooru: Okay so
Hagakure Tooru: They started off arguing bc Bakugou was pissed Todoroki let the door lock but he ran out of ammo after a few mins so then they were just sitting together in silence
Hagakure Tooru: Then OUT OF NOWHERE Todoroki starts talking about his traumatic past and Bakugou was all like “who tf hurt you” and Todoroki was all “my dad, were you not listening I can tell the story again” and bakugou was like “shut the fuck up why are you telling me this” and Todoroki said “idk to fill the silence?” and bakugou smacked him in the face and told him to go to therapy
Uraraka Ochako: Whog
Uraraka Ochako: First of all, concerned for Todoroki’s home life
Uraraka Ochako: Second, why are you eavesdropping instead of unlocking the door like you were supposed to?
Hagakure Tooru: Ugh fine, I’ll let them out now
Ashido Mina: Third of all and most importantly, are the two of you sensing the vibes I am?
Uraraka Ochako: Uhh. No?
Ashido Mina: Todoroki/Bakugou
Uraraka Ochako: HELLO??
Uraraka Ochako: I WAS NOT PICKING UP THOSE VIBES AT ALL WHAT???
Ashido Mina: Picture it though!
Ashido Mina: This is like THE fanfic scenario
Ashido Mina: Two people who kinda hate each other, locked in a room until they’re forced to be vulnerable with each other, and eventually they fall in love!!
Uraraka Ochako: Okay, but Bakugou and Todoroki???
Uraraka Ochako: Do they even like guys??
Hagakure Tooru: Hmm that’s a good question
Ashido Mina: I think this investigation warrants a group name change
Ashido Mina has changed Hagakure Tooru’s nickname to Agent T
Ashido Mina has changed Uraraka Ochako’s nickname to Agent O
Ashido Mina has changed their own nickname to Agent M
Agent M renamed Spill the Tea to The Gossip Mafia
Agent T: Oooooohh
Agent T: We sound so cool now!!
Agent O: Okay I was hesitant at first but the codenames sealed the deal
Agent O: We need a name for the investigation though
Agent M: I agree, something like Operation: Todobaku?
Agent T: It could use a bit more flare, y’know?
Agent M: Hmm…
Agent M: How about Operation: Sparkling Ice?
Agent O: I like it but I’m confused on the thought process
Agent M: Sparks like Bakugou’s explosions and Ice for Todoroki’s quirk, plus it’s kinda abstract so they won’t know what we’re talking about if we happen to mention it in front of them
Agent T: Oooo I love that one!
Agent O: I’m in!
Agent M: Operation: Sparkling Ice it is then!
Agent O: I volunteer to find out if Todoroki’s gay!
Agent M: And I’ve got Blasty
Agent M: Tooru?
Agent T: I’ll just stalk them both <3
Agent O: …
Agent O: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that for plausible deniability’s sake
Class 1A
[11:59 am]
Sinnamon Roll: @Lurker Why did it take so long to unlock the door? Todoroki only just got back to lunch
Lurker: Oh I got lost on the way lol
Lurker: I turned left in front of the bathrooms instead of right
Dance Queen: Girl I fully understand! These hallways are confusing as hell to navigate!
Sonic’s Brother: Do you need assistance finding your way back to the classroom, Hagakure-chan?
Lurker: No thanks Iida! Mina and Ochako are walking back with me!
Sonic’s Brother: Understood. In that case, I urge everyone to get off their phones and hurry to our next class!
Pika Pika: Sir yes sir!
Everyone has gone offline