Chapter Text
The cicadas buzzed loudly, echoing through the streets of the small town. Shinji Ikari stood in a phone booth, hearing the line on the other side go dead.
“All phone lines are currently disabled due to the special state of emergency.” A robotic voice gave an excuse, before cutting out completely.
“I can’t reach her… I shouldn’t have come.” Shinji mused to himself, bending down to pick up the duffle bag that carried the few belongings he had.
He pulled out his phone, having gotten another text from Misato, the woman who had promised to bring him to where his dad needed him. The first text had been very formal, and he suspected it was automated. This one… he blushed hard, looking down at his phone screen. A purple haired woman was holding up a peace sign, bending over and posing. His eyes were drawn to the biggest thing in the picture. Those boobs… they had to be photoshopped, right? They hung so low that he was sure she could have stashed anything she wanted in that massive cleavage, the poor yellow shirt stretched so bad it was half transparent, her nipples barely visible. Or was that his imagination? He closed the photo either way, ignoring the caption, which read “On my way!”, and put his phone back in his pocket, trying to remove the image from his mind.
“Might as well head to a shelter.” He spoke, before looking up, seeing a girl standing in the road near him. She looked like what he assumed a sex goddess to look like, tits so huge they touch the floor, and a throbbing horsecock poking up between them. Her balls were so massive he could see them from behind her tits, massive sperm tanks that overproduced so much that pre poured out of her tip. She had cold blue hair, and piercing red eyes, but no expression, not even lust.
He blinked hard, not sure what he was seeing, but as he opened his eyes again, she was gone. Did he imagine that?
BWOOORRMMMFFF!
A shockwave hit him hard, the sound nearly knocking him over and rattling the windows of the buildings around him. Shinji covered his ears, looking up to see some military craft slowly floating backwards, firing rockets at some monster slowly trudging through the city.
“What the hell is that thing?”
One of the hovering jets was pierced by some energy beam coming from the monster’s hand, and it spun out of control engines whining as it crashed next to Shinji. He ducked, shielding himself from the blast, until a car screeched into place, blocking the explosion from hitting him. Timidly looking up, he saw a blue Alpine A310, with the door opening to reveal Misato.
It seemed impossible, but that picture wasn’t photoshopped, and she looked even more massive in person! Shinji’s jaw went slack, as he looked in awe. Misato had the fattest tits he had ever seen, bigger than he even thought possible. They burst out of her shirt, nipples bigger than a dinner platter and spilling out onto her car dash. They covered the steering wheel, and blacked out half the windscreen, with those boobs pressing into the glass. Her massive breasts far surpassed any cup size, likely being a 140 on a scale of A to Z. And Shinji couldn’t really tell, since her tits took up half the car, but her hips and ass were insanely massive too, spilling over the small car seat, fatty thighs pressing into the car door.
“Sorry I’m late!” She was gorgeous, even barring the insane tits, with silky prurple hair and a cute face. “Get on in!”
He looked shocked, face flushed red as he stared headlong at her tits. Misato looked at him, urging him on as the explosions of rockets got closer to them. “Come on, Shinji, we need to go! You can gawk at these fat milkers later!” The intensity of her voice snapped him back to reality, and he clambered up, jumping into the passenger seat, overestimating how quickly he jumped in and face planted into her side cleavage, the door slamming behind him as Misato quickly shifted the stick around, quickly reversing out of the way of the monster’s foot as it crashed down into the pavement, where the car had been seconds before. The impact bounced the car into the air, and it slammed back down hard, the kinetic energy sending shockwaves through the fleshy orbs, Shinji able to feel every ripple through the fatty tissue as his face was stuck in them.
The blue car sped away from the scene, the jiggling lessening as they got further and further away, until the low hum of the engine and the wheels on the pavement were the only thing sending her tits into a gentle quiver. Shinji managed to peel himself out of her soft boobs, and sat back in his seat, looking at the floor of the car and trying to hide his bulge. He could still feel her breasts touching his shoulder, even as he wedged himself against the car door away from them. His attempt to hide his boner was unnecessary, since Misato couldn’t see a damn thing over her own boobs. She could barely see the road, needing to crane her neck above them just to see where she was driving.
“Damn milkbags…” She cursed her own tits, reaching a hand up and around them, pushing them down as much as she could. After a few minutes of uncomfortable silence on Shinji’s part, Misato parked, and reached down her seemingly endless cleavage to grab a scope. Looking through it, she could see the buzzing aircraft pull back from the monster, and that only meant one thing.
“They’re arming an N2? Are they nuts? GET DOWN!”
A bright white blast filled the sky, exploding upwards with enough force to nearly disintegrate the mountain nearby. For a moment, it was eerily quiet, and very bright, and then the shockwave from the blast hit the car, flipping it off the road. Both occupants yelled, but it wasn’t a totally unpleasant crash, since those massive milksacks acted as better airbags than they could have ever wished for. The car slowed to a stop, rolling a few times before ending on it’s side. Shinji was lodged in between her boobs, and quickly crawled out through the window, escaping the situation. Turning around, he saw Misato’s tits squeezing out of the all too small window.
“Uh… a little help?” Her arm stuck out from between them, and he grabbed onto her hand and pulled her out. It was a tough thing, as hundreds of pounds of tit meat sloshed around and squeezed through the narrow space. With a small pop, the widest part came through, and she climbed out relatively easily from there on. Standing there now, she was a sight to behold. Shinji’s hormonal brain almost short circuited, seeing a woman like Misato, in all her hyper-sized glory. Now freed from the small space, her boobs took on an almond like shape, extremely heavy and yet not saggy at all, retaining the look of maybe a large G cup, giant almond shaped, but with much bigger and more defined nipples. They were visible, even with her tight shirt on, super perky, and bigger than Shinji’s head. Hanging down past her extremely wide hips, he could swear they might even be leaking milk… wait, her hips? Looking down, he noticed her ass was fatter than anything he had ever seen, like two titanic orbs, softened by gravity, and held up by tree trunk thighs.
“A lot to take in, isn’t it?” Her words snapped him out of his brief daydream, and he looked back to her face as she took off her sunglasses. “Nice to meet you, Shinji Ikari.”
“Y-you too… Miss Katsuragi.”
“Please, call me Misato!” She beamed a smile, almost enough to distract him from her body.
The pair managed to right the car, made much easier with all of Misato’s extra mass pushing it off of it’s side. Somehow, she was able to work through her tits, and get a janky battery setup going, enough to power the car. After some more repairs, with Shinji helping where he could, trying to ignore her sloshing tits near him, the way her titanic fat ass cheeks clapped loudly when she walked, they cruised off, towards NERV HQ. She reached down between her tits again, this time pulling out a phone. Dialing some unknown number, she talked for a bit, saying something about “It’s my job to protect him,” and “get the elevator ready,” before stowing the phone back into the seemingly endless void between her boobs.
Misato seemed to zone out, eyes glazing over a bit as her mind wandered, and so did her hand. Easing off of the steering wheel, one hand lazily made its way down, under her massive rack, starting to rub her pussy, hand squishing between her soft thighs. She bit her lip, feeling pleasure run through her as her car seat got increasingly wet.
“Miss Misato?”
She snapped out of her daze, quickly pulling her hand back out, pussy juice dripping from it. “H-huh?” She turned her head to look at him, trying to play it cool.
“Are you really ok?”
“Of course!” Misato forced a smile, but Shinji wasn’t really buying it. He looked quite inquisitive.
“You don’t really seem it…” Shinji was clever, and annoyingly perceptive sometimes. Misato was starting to figure this out for herself, eye twitching in annoyance.
“Jeez, lighten up, would you? For someone with such a cute face, you’re pretty worrisome.” He wasn’t quite sure what she was implying there, but it seemed to be good. Both of them got quiet, and Misato drove into a tunnel, reaching a solid metal wall blocking their path. On it, the word NERV was embossed, the logo bearing a leaf and some more writing below it. Misato grabbed a keycard from her tit-pocket, and reached out the window to scan it. The metal wall, actually a blast door, opened, sliding upwards and letting them advance into the car elevator. She put the car into park, and they began waiting.
“NERV?” Shinji had never heard of anything like this before, and if Misato worked there, it might be worth asking about.
“It’s a special unit under the UN. It’s where your father works.” As she spoke, she reclined back, absentmindedly looking at the ceiling of the car.
“...Are we going to see him now?” He stared at his lap, the horny thoughts for Misato dissipating as all his memories, or lack of, of his father came back, being left alone after his mother died.
“Yeah. I think so, anyway. Oh, and read this!” She grabbed a green covered notebook, pulling it out of her cleavage and handing it to him. It was warm, no doubt from being tucked under her massive left tit for the better part of 3 hours. On it was printed “Welcome to NERV]” and “[For your eyes only]”.
“Is there something I need to do here?” She didn’t look back down at him, but her face twitched for just a second. “I mean, father must have some use for me if he called me here.”
“So you have issues with your father too…” Misato mumbled to herself, but it was loud enough for Shinji to hear. An awkward silence fell over them, the only sound being the buzz of the elevator, as the platform that carried the car descended into the ground, gently jiggling Misato’s tits as it went. Suddenly, the elevator shaft opened up, entering a massive cavern filled with golden sunlight. Buildings seemed to hang from the ceiling like bats, massive metallic stalactites.
“Woah, an actual geofront!” Shinji perked up, pressing into the glass as he looked down into the huge cavern.
“That’s right, and NERV headquarters is right below us. The last bastion of humanity.” He looked on in awe, before the elevator train entered another tunnel, before slowing to a stop. Misato opened the door, boobs spilling out of it. Getting out of the car was much easier when she wasn’t trying to cram herself through a window, and she stood up, stretching her back. Shinji got out and closed the car door, careful to not knock off the bumper of the car, which they had repaired with tape.
“Follow me, Shinji.” She walked off, towards a conveyor belt. Pulling out a map, she held it up, trying to make sense of the maze-like layout of NERV. Shinji followed behind her, seeing for the first time the enormity of her ass as he walked, staring at it. Her titanic cheeks swayed back and forth, fatty flesh jiggling as they clapped together, loud enough for him to hear it over the conveyor belt sound. Her dress was apparently cut specifically to accentuate her body, with it showing off basically endless cleavage on her tits, and the skirt cut so short that Shinji would have been able to easily see her panties, if she had actually worn any. Her fat bare ass stuck out almost a foot over her already huge and soft thighs, so big they eliminated any concept of a thigh gap. They rubbed against each other as she stepped, walking in high heels, the click of her heel barely audible over the clapping of those fat cheeks.
“I swear this is the right way…” Mumbling to herself, she held the map up, looking around at the network of conveyors that crossed through the chasm inside the building they were passing through, air rushing past their faces, jiggling Misato’s body as it was buffeted by the wind.
“Heh, this is no place for a woman to wear a skirt, right Shinji?” She turned back to him, winking, before seeing his nose buried in the book she had given him. Sighing, she turned back to her map, her flirting attempt having fallen short.
“We passed through here already…” Shinji looked around, noticing the corridors having started to repeat themselves. Misato sighed, rubbing her neck, a bit embarrassed.
“I’m still not used to this place… but not to worry, NERV has stuff in place for this exact situation!” She paused, looking around the corridor they were passing through, and spoted what she was looking for. “Ah, there it is!” some sort of communicator hung on the wall nearby, and Misato, upon seeing it, ran over. Seeing her run was an absolute spectacle, bouncing wildly around. Her tits were so gargantuan that when they were bouncing upwards, the nipples reached the ceiling, before bouncing downwards, smacking into the floor. Her giant ass clapped louder than ever, sounding like thunder echoing through the hallways, thighs smacking into themselves. Shinji caught himself staring, and stuck his nose back into the book. Having reached the phone booth, Misato stopped, waiting a few dozen seconds as her tits slowly stopped sloshing around wildly, and her fat ass stopped swaying around behind her, like a dump truck with too much in the caboose. She picked up the phone, and dialed up some number. Shinji could overhear some of it, something about someone named Ritsuko meeting them somewhere.
“Alright, Shinji, let’s go!” She waved him over, and began walking away, leading Shinji over to a smaller, personnel based elevator. Pressing a button, she leaned over, skirt riding up even higher, which Shinji wasn’t sure was even possible until now. She leaned far enough over that her tits, which normally hung down past her hips, nearly touched the floor. But the skirt riding up higher seemed to pull at those fat cheeks, pulling them apart, like splitting a continent in half, and revealing her pink pussy, still wet from her distraction on the ride here. Shinji realized she wasn’t even wearing panties, since her ass and tits acted like curtains, shielding anyone’s eyes from seeing it unless she wanted them to. She stood back up, putting a hand on one hip, and sighed.
“Well… the elevator should be here soon, but this place goes so deep that it may take a while.” She took a step back, and looked down at Shinji, still looking at his book. “So… what do you think of me?”
“H-huh??” He jumped, looking up at her as his face flushed red. “W-what do you mean, Miss Misato?” She looked down at him, smiling a bit.
“What do you think I mean? I bet you’ve never seen anyone as big as me, right?” She rested a hand on her titanic tits, and the other hand on her fat shelf ass. She gently pressed on her breasts, her hand sinking into the softness. She was as smug as ever, knowing Shinji was just as horny for her as everyone else at NERV.
“I-I mean…” Shinji stumbled over his words, not sure how to explain his own feelings. Misato laughed a bit as he struggled to get the words out.
“You can tell me later, you’re cute when you’re flustered…” Luckily, an escape opportunity provided itself, as the door of the elevator finally opened. Shinji rushed inside, looking down as he quickly escaped the awkwardness, only to bounce off of something huge, soft, and wet. He stumbled back, falling onto the floor of the elevator. He looked up, only to see the light above him blocked out by two massive blimps, a pair of tits almost as big as Misato’s, and contained in a skin tight one piece swimsuit. The boobs were sticking out from a woman standing at the back of the elevator, and Shinji could see a lab coat hanging down, covering her hips from view.
“O-oh! Hiya, Ritsuko.” Shinji could hear Misato’s voice, though it was slightly muffled by her boobs acting like sound blockers. She sounded a bit nervous, meeting with this Ritsuko. Misato walked into the elevator, her huge knockers pressing into Ritsuko’s, and totally blocking out the light. Between them both, their tits filled the entire elevator, trapping Shinji underneath a ceiling of tits. From below the blockade, Shinji could hear the conversation between the two massive women.
“Where have you been, Captain Katsuragi? We need all the manpower we can get.” She spoke with more maturity than Misato did, with a harsher tone.
“Sorry!” Shinji could feel Misato move around, her breasts dipping down, almost low enough to touch him.
“So, where is he?”
“Who? Oh! Shinji, come on out.”
With Misato calling him out, Shinji looked around for an exit.
“Uhh… Miss Misato? How?”
His question did nothing but elicit a chuckle from both women, and their boobs bounced like a trampoline in response.
“How else? Squeeze on through, I promise it won’t hurt us.”
“Yes, I need to see the new Pilot.”
With both Misato and Ritsuko encouraging him, he took a deep breath, before diving upwards, into the small gap between the two pairs of massive milkers. He slid up, feeling the soft flesh surrounding him from every angle. It was hotter than he expected, and yet extremely comforting, the huge breasts encompassing him. His head popped up in the center of the elevator, he blinked hard as he saw the bright light again, and squinted as he saw Ritsuko’s face. She was quite pretty, with blonde hair and a mole below her eye.
“Nice to meet you, Shinji Ikari.” She seemed sweeter when not talking to Misato.
“Y-you too…”
“Now… what’s that poking into my left nipple?” Ritsuko asked, looking down at Shinji, who could do nothing but blush and try to push down the tent in his pants that his dick had made.
The elevator ride continued, with the cramped Shinji trying to read the manual without overheating or crushing himself inside the cave of boobs. Misato and Ritsuko discussed work matters, talking about something called “Unit-01”, talking about it not having worked before, among other things. They argued about whether a .00000001% activation rate for this Unit 01 was zero or not, as they exited the elevator, boarding a more open lift, bringing them up through various chasms.
Shinji followed behind the two hyper sized ladies, trying to ignore their insanely hot bodies as he read the manual Misato gave him. They walked side by side, taking up most of the hallway with their girth, until they reached a door, needing to walk single file to fit through. As Shinji entered, the door closed behind him, and he was plunged into darkness.
“Wha- it’s so dark!” A spotlight came on, and Shinji was staring right at some massive robotic face. Instinctively, he jumped back a bit. “A face? A giant robot?”
“Not quite.” Ritsuko was staring at it, hands in her lab coat pockets. “It’s the ultimate manmade multipurpose combat weapon system. Artificial Human Evangelion, or Eva unit 01 for short. Humanity’s final trump card.”
The whole room around them seemed to be built around this Evangelion, it’s shoulers built into the walls, the catwalk they were standing on used as a way to get to its face. Even Misato’s tits were tiny in comparison to this massive machine, purple metal armor shining in the light.
“This is my father’s work…?”
“That is correct.”
A booming voice came from above. Shinji looked up, seeing an illuminated box with his father’s silhouette in it. He looked away, resentment of his father coming through to the surface. Gendo Ikari, Shinji’s father, smirked.
“Launch the Eva.”
“What? Unit 00 is out of commission!” Misato voiced her complaints, tits swaying wildly around as she yelled. She looked back to Unit 01, before turning back to Ritsuko, boobs swinging around so fast they nearly swung her off her feet. “Wait, you don’t mean Unit 01?”
“We have no other choice.” Ritsuko suddenly sounded cold and calculating, the implications of her words laying heavily on Shinji.
“We also don’t have a damn pilot! Rei’s still too overwhelmed by her last piloting attempt, she’s in no condition to pilot.”
“A new pilot just arrived.” And there it was, this is what his dad needed him for.
“Bullshit! Shinji couldn’t pilot the damn thing even if he wanted to.” Misato looked down her nose in contempt at Ritsuko, sneering a bit. “Rei took 7 months before she could even start syncing, and each attempt she did caused more changes!”
“ Changes? What could she be talking about? ” Shinji thought to himself, eyes widening a bit.
“We need a pilot. That angel is threatening all of humanity, and Shinji is the only one that even has a chance of syncing.”
Shinji bit his lip as Misato and Ritsuko argued, before he blurted out.
“Father, why did you call me here?” The man standing in the box above him looked down, looking down his nose as light glared on his glasses.
“For exactly the reason they just explained.”
“So you just want me to fight that damn monster in this thing?” Shinji yelled up at the man looking down at him, anger bubbling up.
“Exactly.”
He hung his head low, grimacing a bit. Was this really all he was needed for?
“You discarded me when you had no use, and now you need me? Why now?”
“A need arose, so I sent for you. Now get in the Eva.”
“No! I won’t! You can’t just ignore me and then expect me to do this for you!”
Gendo looked down, eyes covered by the white sheen of his glasses, making it seem like he had no eyes behind them. He almost never smiled, but Shinji could still tell he was displeased by his son not going along with his plans.
“Bring out Rei. Recalibrate the Eva for her.” He was now speaking to Ritsuko, having given up on Shinji as a potential option.
“Of course.” She set off, yelling out orders to others unseen to change some interface to match with Rei, and to wake this mysterious girl and bring her in. Shinji stood still, bitter that his father would be so arrogant to think that he could get him to do whatever he wanted, just because he was Shinji’s father.
Shinji’s attention was drawn up by the door near him opening with a hiss, hydraulics stressing to move the massive metal door. As it did, it revealed yet more hyper sized women. One was in a light tan uniform, which had obviously been patched multiple times, and was again getting way too tight for her. She was only a fraction of Misato’s size, however, and Shinji’s attention was more drawn to the girl she was helping along. She had bright blue hair, and pale skin, which was bursting out of the dozens of holes in the uniform she wore. Maybe “uniform” wasn’t the right word, it was a skin tight latex bodysuit, with various metallic additions made to it, purpose unknown. But the point was that it was being shredded by her body, which was probably half as big as Misato’s. Her tits were massive, and her massive nipples were visible through convenient, or inconvenient, holes in the suit, and they were spraying out milk, leaving a trail behind her as she leaned on the other lady helping her. Shinji noticed that she was holding a hand over her crotch, which he at first assumed was to hide another hole that had appeared in an awkward spot, but as she got closer, he noticed that she was rubbing on it, pleasuring herself with her white gloves. He hadn’t been able to hear her at first over the din of the area around him, with mechanics working on the Eva unit to get it ready for her, but as she approached he could hear her moaning loudly, body twitching as she had repeated body shaking orgasms. He couldn’t help but feel a bit sorry for her, as hot as it was to hear her moan like that.
He finally made the connection, this must have been Rei! Just as he realized that, another blast shook the ground around them, knocking Shinji and Rei off their feet. Part of the ceiling started to crumble, and Shinji shielded himself, Rei being too busy cumming to even notice. He realized, and reached out to protect her, as the chunk fell from the ceiling.
“Ikari!” Misato yelled for him from the sidelines, there was no way she could bounce that far to save him in such a short time. He braced for it, but before it could hit him, the massive Evangelion unit burst from it’s restraints, hand reaching up and over the catwalk. It’s knuckles shattered the rubble, and it fell harmlessly into the liquid that the Eva was buried in up to it’s chest. Shinji looked up, seeing the massive purple hand above him and Gendo smiling down from his safe haven.
A cacophony of noise burst out, with radio chatter overlapping itself, as dozens of techs yelled about how the Eva shouldn’t even be able to move, and yet it burst it’s restraints. Ritsuko’s voice broke through above all.
“But… the Eva doesn’t even have an entry plug!” She was in disbelief, sitting on her fat ass as her tits wobbled with aftershocks. Misato stood on the other end of the room, leaning over on her tits for support.
“Was it… protecting him? This will work, then...”
Shinji ran over to Rei, getting down onto his knees as she moaned and came again. He wasn’t sure what to do, but he felt like he needed to get her out of here. He put an arm under her back, lifting up. He struggled, but managed to lift her, along with her massive sloshing chest, up far enough that a medic came over to help. He looked down at his hand as Ritsuko, after helping herself up, guided Rei off, to a medic, who was strangely holding a massive horsecock dildo and a vibrator. His hand was covered in her milk and cum, a strange concoction that made it feel slimy.
“ Don’t run away, don’t run away, don’t run away! ”
“Fine. I’ll be it’s pilot.” Shinji looked up to Misato, a new determination in his eyes. She nodded, and Ritsuko and her went back to work, ordering around mechanics and techs to get Eva 01 re-re-formatted for Shinji.
Dozens of voices from speakers blasted, with Ritsuko and Misato leaving to go to the “bridge” as they called it, to oversee the operation from there on out. Shinji was told to climb into a strange massive tube, called an “entry plug”. The door was seemingly retrofitted to be even bigger, and it didn’t take a genius to figure out why by this point. He climbed in, sitting in the seat. The controls felt natural in his hands, and it was weirdly comforting to be in here. The comfort started dissipating as the plug filled with an orange liquid.
“Wha- what is this-?” He barely managed to get the words out before he took a deep breath as it rose in level past his head. Ritsuko’s voice came over the comm.
“Let the LCL fill your lungs, it’ll oxygenate them and let you breathe.”
He didn’t much like the idea of it, but after holding his breath for a few seconds, he didn’t have a choice and choked a bit on the liquid before he was fully breathing it. It felt weird, making his chest feel heavy.
“ Not as heavy as Misato’s fat fucking tits, I bet… god, I wanna fuck em so bad! ”
Shinji shook his head, trying to purge the thought from his head. He pushed down his junk, readjusting it. For a moment it felt bigger, but he didn’t have time for that right now.
“Entry plug descending.” A voice came over the speaker, and the color around him shifted, as it seemed like the walls melted away, and he was left floating in a technicolor void for a moment, before that too, melted away, and he could see the room he was just in before, only through the eyes of the Eva.
All of the jargon that was coming over the comm didn’t mean anything to Shinji, but he breathed deep. It felt… comforting to be in here, but he couldn’t explain why if he tried. The giant mecha hadn’t even existed to him until moments ago, and now he was it’s pilot…
“Unit 01, prepare for launch!”
Misato’s voice brought his attention back, and he suddenly felt the eva shudder, as the walls containing it and holding it upright were removed, massive hydraulics whining as they moved thousands of tons of metal. Eva 01 was moved to a launch bay on a massive moving platform, before being locked into some huge elevator.
“Unit 01, launch!”
The command seemed to set off an explosion under Shinji, and under Eva 01, as the platform rose through the hundreds of underground levels of NERV in seconds, at a speed so fast that Shinji was plastered to his seat. Suddenly, it all stopped, and he looked around, seeing the city of Tokyo-3 around him. It was dark, small twinkling lights lit up the streets, and a few hundred meters from him, stood the monster that had almost killed him this afternoon. His hands shook on the controls, and he grimaced as he stared it down.