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tony created a group chat and added: natasha, Steve Rogers, THOR , bruce banner, clint, pepper potts, rhodey, sam, james bucanan barnes, stephan strange, loki, yelna, kate bishop, daisy johnson, and scott lang.
tony: ok hoes, who stole my sweather
tony: you guys where the only ones left at my party before it went missing
tony: so give it back and I might let you not be uninvited from my next party
sam: how soft is your sweather
tony: very
tony: but that's unimportant rn, what matters is that one of you little bitches has it and im really cold
natasha: everyone knows you can't be a hoe and a bitch
natasha: you're one or the other
natasha: not both
loki: agreed
clint: ^
sam:^^
scott lang: ^^^
THOR: HELLO FRIENDS FROM THE PARTY LAST NIGHT
THOR: I HEAR THAT OUR FRIEND HAS LOST HIS SWEATHER
THOR: I MUST SAY THOUGH, THAT I DO NOT HAVE IT
loki: thor, we talked about this, no more all caps, it makes it sound like you're yelling at us
THOR: :(
stephen strange: I dont have your sweather
pepper potts: sry tony, I don't either
natasha: waut!!!?!!!?! are you the hot business woman chick I made out with at the party yesterday
pepper potts: oh my lord yes!!!!
natasha: ily like so much
pepper potts: same, like just move in already!
natasha: omw
natasha: <3
clint: natasha how much did you drink
natasha: nothing I swear
tony: wait peppper, did you and natasha know each other before the party?
pepper potts: no, why you asking
tony: nothing just you and natasha have only known each other for a night and you're already basically moving in together
pepper potts: well ummm yeah
clint: and another point for the lesbians
THOR: WHOOOOHOO GO LESBIANS
natasha: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
clint: wait really nat what are you on rn
natasha: none of ur business clit
natasha: also weed
tony: sksksk clit
clint: stfu you vsco girl
rhodey: lol vsco girl is defo going on the tony nickname list
tony: but like for real for real who has my sweather
tony: cause I like really need it
rhodey: dude is it any of our faults that you own like 1 jacket
tony: ...yes
tony: also it's a sweather not a jacket
~♤~
james buchanan barnes: I have the sweather