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“CEO, superpower
Born in 1607
Alfred
Alfred Jones
CEO, superpower
Born in 1607
Alfred
Alfred Jones
Come on, Alfred, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why
Show us how
Look at where you came from
Look at you now
Brasinsky and Wang and Kirkland
Amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Al, get 'em!”
Canada when Bezos l and ll came out, he sang this non-stop to America to make fun of him.