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XXX-XXX-XXX1 made a group chat Monday, January 1st
New group chat: XXX-XXX-XXX1, XXX-XXX-XXX2, XXX-XXX-XXX3
10:35 - Monday, January 1st
XXX-XXX-XXX1: This is Daredevil. I made this so we could organize patrols and get backup if we need it. Rename yourselves.
XXX-XXX-XXX1 was renamed Daredevil
XXX-XXX-XXX2: no no r u stupid u have to name urself something that if someone else looks at it they wont be like 'is this a chat of illegal vigilantes'
XXX-XXX-XXX2 was renamed SM
XXX-XXX-XXX3: Ooohhh
XXX-XXX-XXX3: Smart move baby-boy
XXX-XXX-XXX3 was renamed DP
XXX-XXX-XXX1: Fine.
XXX-XXX-XXX1 was renamed DD
DD: Happy?
SM: yes very
SM: sry abt that but i dont want my friends seeing the chat
SM: anyways good idea to made this dd
DP: Yeah!!
DD: You're welcome.
4:30 - Tuesday, January 2nd
SM: theres a shootout happening at the docks near hells kitchen dd
DD: On it.
11:56 - Thursday, January 4th
DP: Hey man! Need you to pick up a few bodies :)))
DP: [ Location]
SM: umm
DD: ...
DP: What?
DP: OH FUCKING SHIT
DP: THIS ISNT MY TAXI GUY
DD: No, this is the groupchat of vigilantes *against killing*.
SM: ^^
DP: ...Well this is awkward
1:03 - Monday, January 8th
DD: Is anyone handing the burning diner on 48th and 10th?
SM: yup i am
7:40 - Friday, January 12th
SM: frank castles shooting up a street again
SM: i feel like i should stop him...?
DD: Goddammit, not again.
DD: Can you tell who he's shooting at?
DP: Ooh where? Can I join?
SM: a couple irish that had survived the initial purge
SM: and dp, no killing.
DD: Deadpool, no.
DD: Okay thanks Spider-Man, I'll get on it.
2:27 - Wednesday, January 17th
SM: does anyinw have a goid doctef on speed dialk
DD: What.
DP: He said 'does anyone have a good docter on speed dial'
DD: [ XXX-XXX-XXX4]
DD: That's Claire, she patches me up. She'll respect your identity.
7:46 - Thursday, January 18th
SM: thanks double d, she helped a lot
DD: No problem.
8:12 - Sunday, January 21st
DP: Theres a fuck-ton of deals going down in the sketchy parking lot on 30th and 9th
DP: And a lot more baddies than I anticipated so I'm gonna need both of you to get over here asap
DD: I'm in the middle of following a lead, I can't right now. Spider-man, you go.
SM: kind of in the middle of stopping an atm raid? gimme a few mins
DP: Yeah thats great and all for you guys but its child trafficking and last I checked thats higher on the crime priorities list than what you guys are doing
SM: oh shit? child trafficking is definitely higher than robbing an atm. im on my way, eta four mins
DD: Coming.
9:30 - Sunday, January 21st
SM: it was surprisingly efficient teaming up with you guys?
DD: Agreed, I guess.
DP: Awww, spideyyy! My heart <333
SM: yeah yeah
SM: anyways is the crime priorities list an actual thing? cause like- can u send the thing?
DP: Yes!!1! I KNEW it would be helpful, SUCK IT WEASEL :P
SM: ...
DP: Right, sorry
DP: Don't mind me I just won a bet
DP: Anyways, [Google Doc: Crime Priorities Because Apparently Wade Is a Fucking Idiot, By Weasel]
DP: Dont question the name
SM: sure man
SM: thanks!
11:40 - Monday, January 22nd
SM: hey guys look!
SM: [The Bulletin: DAREDEVIL, SPIDER-MAN, and DEADPOOL TEAM UP to STOP CHILD TRAFFICKING RING, By Karen Page]
SM: were on the news! thats so cool!!!
DD: Huh.
DP: Aww, baby's first news article!! XDD
SM: oh shut up ive been on the news before
DP: This has a significantly better opinion of me than other news articles. weird
DD: Same. I'm not surprised, it's written by Karen Page.
SM: what, you know her or something?
DP: I sense a *personal connection*!!!
DD: What? No.
DP: Pfft- yeah okay
DD: No! She just usually writes with good opinions about vigilantes. She wrote in *defense of* Frank Castle.
SM: wait that was her? my friend whos all about social justice showed that to me and said it was really well written and nice to have a news article in defense of him not against him
DP: Lmao I just read the article and they called us a team. Imagine us as a team
SM: LMAOOOO NO WAYY
DD: I don't do team ups.
SM: FHDJKSFHSK
DP: IKRR
DP: We don't even have a name to the group chat let alone a team name.
SM: wait rly? we dont have a groupchat name?
SM: thats just sad tho
SM: i got this
DD: Dammit Deadpool, look what you've done. Now we're gonna have a *groupchat name*.
DP: Oh shit
SM: why dont you guys want a group chat name?
DP: Because thats one step away from being an actual team and those are bad news
DD: They never last long. And they end in sadness.
SM: jesus christ guys im gonna give us a groupchat name. this is not a team r e l a x
SM renamed the groupchat On Call Vigilantes - Not a Team
SM: there.
DP: *sigh*
DP: fineeee
DD: ...I guess just a groupchat name wouldn't hurt.