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Uvogin waited outside a local Yorknew diner, dressed in something not too fancy, but it’s not like he was completely shirtless like he would normally be. He had finally scored a date with the prettiest boy in the phantom troupe (in his opinion, anyways). Blonde and green eyes, the muscle giant was head over heels for him. Although, it did take quite a while to finally win his crush over.
“Wanna go out with me?” He would always ask when given the chance.
“Hmm… no,” the blonde would always reply, that same mischievous smile on his lips every time.
Finally, just 2 days before their big mission in Yorknew City…
“Shal?”
“Yea, what’s up?”
They had met up earlier than the rest of the troupe to get some earlier work out of the way.
“Wanna go out with me?” Uvogin asked, expecting to get rejected once again. Shalnark pondered for a moment.
“Hm… sure!”
Now here Uvogin was, standing in front of their chosen diner, trying to act calm as he waited for his date. Shalnark wasn’t late or anything, it’s just Uvogin had gotten there early out of excitement. He couldn’t tell if it was the afternoon sun making him sweat, or his nerves.
“Uvo!”
His heart beat even faster now, but he didn’t let it show through his big-muscle-man structure.
“Shal! Was starting to think you’d said yes just to mess with me.”
“Very funny. I’m not even late!” Shalnark chuckled, “Now c’mon, I’m starving.”
The diner date had gone wonderfully, with Uvogin and Shalnark mainly discussing the upcoming mission. God, Uvogin could talk to that man for hours and never get sick of it. Honestly, Uvogin sometimes felt ashamed that he had gotten so head over heels for this blondie, but then he remembers that he’s an 8ft tall man with nothing but muscle so any shame disappears.
After both of them had walked out, they sat in the parking lot for a moment.
“Y’know what we should do?” Uvogin started.
“Hm?”
“We should do something a little more… our style,” Uvogin smirked, “Maybe y’know… rob a bank?”
Shalnark stared for a moment before laughing and hovering his hand over his mouth to hide his face. Uvogin swore he saw a blush underneath there, which made him ecstatic.
“Sure, Uvo, that sounds great.”
Robbing the bank had gone just as well as the diner date had. Both of them managed to avoid detection, which was an amazing feat considering Uvogin’s size. Afterwards, they both sat on top of a tall building, looking over at the city in all of its fantastic beauty, stolen money behind them.
“Hey, Uvo?”
“Yeah?”
“We should probably get going. The boss wants us to meet soon,” Shalnark stated.
Uvogin deflated slightly, upset that this amazing date had to be rudely interrupted. Still, he was excited for the big mission nonetheless.
“Yeah, you go ahead, I’ll catch up.”
“Hm, alright!” Shalnark got up from where he was sitting, “Oh, and just so you know…”
Uvo turned and looked at him. Suddenly, Shalnark placed a kiss on his cheek, slightly bending down as Uvogin was still sitting.
“I had fun today,” Shalnark said after pulling away, “Let’s do this again sometime.”
Shalnark walked away with that smile of mischief, leaving Uvogin blushing and overwhelmingly happy.