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Danger Noodles →
11:03 am
Dragoon: Your ex-girlfriend is insane.
Dragoon: Has she always been like this?
Snek: marinette?
Snek: shes a very good friend
Dragoon: Stop.
Snek: just a friend who likes fashion
Dragoon: Luka.
Snek: what would we do without a friend like marinette
Dragoon: I’m done.
Snek: kagami?
11:56 am
Snek: kagami?
1:14 pm
Snek: did my good friend marinette kill you?
Dragoon: Shut up.
Dragoon: She dragged me to the pool to try and set me up with Adrien.
Snek: ???
Dragoon: Have you noticed she tends to sabotage herself a lot?
Snek: yes
Snek: jules has told me so many stories of failed attempts
Snek: but i mean its working because adrien is simping hard for her
Dragoon: Except he doesn’t know that.
Dragoon: Have you told Ladybug about this?
Snek: why tf would i tell ladybug about adrien simping for marinette?
Dragoon: This chat, dumbass. Does she know we know?
Snek: i think were better off not telling her
Snek: its not like we talk about anything except our two blind exes
Snek: also i think ladybug might like adrien
Dragoon: Ew, no way.
Dragoon: Marinette and Adrien are being stupid because we know they like each other.
Dragoon: It’s the same thing with Ladybug and Chat Noir.
Dragoon: Besides, if she likes Adrien, she’s delusional.
Dragoon: She could do better.
Dragoon: Like Chat Noir.
Snek:
why do you have to be right?