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Today we follow a carpenter named John Winstead. John had a loving wife named Linda and two kids. John quite liked his life as a carpenter with a wife and two kids. Every day, he’d eat breakfast, go to work for a couple of hours, leave work, go home, kiss his wife and hug his kids, eat dinner, then go to bed. This was only ever broken up by the occasional off day or trip to the market to buy food.
One day, this all changed. John was going about his day and not deviating from his usual schedule, when suddenly a man wearing the most atrocious outfit he’d ever seen appeared out of thin air! The man wore a pot on his head and a loincloth and wielded a massive sword. Like, a stupidly huge sword. All in all, the man looked ridiculous. John found this very odd. He watched this man look around confusedly, as though he wasn’t intending to be there, then mutter “dammit, wrong save..”
John was rightfully confused by this, but he was even further bewildered when the man simply disappeared. He didn’t run away, or jump out of sight, just… poofed.
“What a strange man..” John thought, before he remembered that he was supposed to be building a shed for Mrs. Henderson and that she should probably get back on that.
John then proceeded to go about his day and forgot about the odd man by the next hour.