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dick was getting his tuxedo ready, doing the last button before martin walked in, "omg you look so sexy..... just like wehn we first met. ;)"
dick blushes nervously and lets out a nervous fart. "omg thanks marty... that maeans so much." he walked over to him and gave him a big wet smooch on the lips
"😍😍😍😍😍 ####" he blushed "now gtfo!!!!". "ok see you babe [blushing emohi]". Martin then turned on his heel and waddled away (he pooped his pants). dick watched him lovingly and continued to prepare for the big night.

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dick got out of his room and cloed the door and ealked to the living room where martin was sitting. "omg are u ready" he asked, "yes!" dick said. "ok let's go to the c ar then" martin wrapped his arm around dick's and they opened the door and walked to the limosoine. "daaaaaamn babe you went all out" dick said as he looked on to so many different delicasies splayed out within the limo. there was salami and blue cheese and mmm so funny slop oh me oh my, what a sight! dick's heart fluttered as he took in the view, his love for martin growing expenentionally. the ride ther was sooooo cool, "i can't believe you did this all for me" dick was blushing and leaned his head on martin;s shoulder. "aww it's no problem, i wanted us to remember this for the rest of our lives 🇦🇺" martin kissed dick on his forehead saand warpped his arm around him and they started MAKING OUT WTF. jungkook gawked from the side and began to tear up from the pure beauty of the moment. "#lovewins" jeff the killer says as he wipes a tear from his eye.. he then slinks his arm around jungcook and leans in for a celebratory kiss.
martin and dick soon arrive at the venue where it is fully decorated in paw patrol banners and undertale cardboard cutouts. "Ahh you guys look so great!" Jeighla greets from the enterance. she embraces them in a hug and shakes them around with excitement. "Jeighla i'm so happy ypu're here especially since lightning mqueen just got out of jail this morning for embezzelment." martin smiles.
The three of them go inside and see their SUPER AWESOME friends flanagan, pat fartly, the beautiful cows from the field, rolly colon, me (angus), kate baker, peter and lois griffen, luke skywalker, tom mccafuueroa, harold armstrong, quickman, lloyd (frm ninjago), conrad, jack foster, fredik bishop, bluey, carter, angus' mom, danny, parker, jegla, leigh, kyliee, tomothy, bones, rycus, nook, luna, moss, clyde, wilson, spongbob, baby squidward, june, georgenotfound, dreamwastaken, sapnap, tommyinnit,tommyinnit's mother, twitch, woody, buzz, slinky, wheezy, and specialel guest jerma! they were happy that everyone actually showed up for once and didn't ditch them like they had the previous million times!

to be coftiniued....