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Fanboy (Today at 3:46 PM)
Guys I just got invited to a wedding and idk either of the people HOW DID THEY GET MY NAME AND ADDRESS??

Payback (Today at 3:48 PM)
It’s the FBI agent assigned to watch you, be nice, they just wanted to invite you to their big day

Omaha (Today at 3:51 PM)
You have your mail already? It’s not even 6 in the morning

Phoenix (Today at 3:51 PM)
That could be a security breach @Fanboy, you should let Maverick know.

Hangman (Today at 3:52 PM)
Or, more likely, Fanboy forgot one of his high school friend’s names

Fanboy (Today at 3:55 PM)
So I texted Mav, and he just sent ‘That’s so funny Fanboy LMAO 😂😂😂’ like a boomer, so i don’t think he’s gonna be any help

Rooster (Today at 3:56 PM)
Makes sense.

Bob (Today at 3:56 PM)
Hey… @Omaha… did you forget that time zones exist?

Omaha (Today at 3:56 PM)
IGNORE ME FUCK

Harvard (Today at 3:56 PM)
Wow great job

Omaha (Today at 3:57 PM)
It’s 6 in the morning!! Don’t @ me

Yale (Today at 3:57 PM)
@Omaha@Omaha@Omaha

Omaha (Today at 3:57 PM)
I hate this fucking family

Fanboy (Today at 3:59 PM)
Seriously what the fuck do I do about the wedding invite? Do I respond?? What if Hangman’s right, and I just FORGOT my friends names??? I feel like such an asshole right now

Halo (Today at 4:01 PM)
You know that 90% of your friends go by call signs and you easily could’ve forgotten one of their real names. For example, do any of you know my name?

Fanboy (Today at 4:01 PM)
…Okay fair point, but now I really feel like an asshole.

Halo (Today at 4:02 PM)
You know I don’t care right? My name is Halo to you and that’s ok

Phoenix (Today at 4:02 PM)
Ok so if it’s Navy people, what’s their names? One of us might know

Fanboy (Today at 4:05 PM)
Pete Mitchell and Tom Kazansky

Rooster (Today at 4:05 PM)
HEY WHAT THE FUCK

Rooster (Today at 4:05PM)
NO HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE FUCKING WITH US RIGHT???

Hangman (Today at 4:05 PM)
You know who Admiral Kazansky is right @Fanboy like holy shit

Coyote (Today at 4:05 PM)
WHY IS ICEMAN INVITING YOU TO HIS WEDDING BRO

Phoenix (Today at 4:05 PM)
No fucking way

Bob (Today at 4:05 PM)
Well then

Payback (Today at 4:05 PM)
I wanna go to Iceman’s gay wedding, why don’t I get to go to Iceman’s gay wedding.

Phoenix (Today at 4:06 PM)
You know it actually makes so much sense that Admiral Kazansky’s gay

Rooster (Today at 4:07PM)
You guys know who Pete Mitchell is right cause you haven’t said it and I’m feeling like that's the more important part of this

Bob (Today at 4:07 PM)
Oh I know

Hangman (Today at 4:07 PM)
OH

Hangman (Today at 4:08 PM)
Motherfucker. God fucking damn that man. No wonder he gets out of trouble so easily. i hate him.

Rooster (Today at 4:08PM)
yup

Fanboy (Today at 4:09 PM)
WHO IS IT PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I WAS INVITED TO AN ADMIRALS WEDDING IM FREAKING OUT

Rooster (Today at 4:10PM)
It’s fucking MAVERICK

Fanboy (Today at 4:10 PM)
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Hangman (Today at 4:12 PM)
Literally how’d Maverick land Iceman? Iceman’s so cool, and Maverick is just… embarrassing dad energy

Rooster (Today at 4:12PM)
Omaha was right, I hate this fucking family