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ImagonationStation (IS) joined the chat!
IS: hey ferrbb! ! know what we're gonna do today!
FiresideLeader (FL) joined the chat!
FL: )(ey p)(neas, w)(atc)(a doooooin?
IS: well ! was about to tell Ferrbb that very th!ng!
CandyRox (CR) joined the chat!
CR: !!OH NO YOU DON'T, AS SOON AS I TELL PERRY WHAT YOU'RE UP TO YOU GUYS ARE SO BUSTED!!!! !!
Stacilicious (SL) joined the chat!
SL: ?lease chill, candis. What's u??
SL: reminder you have a date with Jeremy later?
PhysicsIntellectual (PI) joined the chat!
PI: I have °+her +hings +° d° a+ +he presen+ m°men+. G°°dbye
BullyAquatic (BA) joined the chat!
BA: BALJY$1 WHA$1 TH$1 FUC$1
BA: FI$1 M$1 TYPIN$1 QUIR$1 COD$1
PI: haha. N°
BA: YOU'R$1 GETTIN$1 TH$1 WEDGI$1 O$1 $1 LIFETIM$1 $1 SWEA$1 T$1 GO$1
PI: d° y°u even kn°w h°w difficul+ i+ is +° w°rk wi+h expressi°ns? I+ +°°k f°rever jus+ +° iden+ify +he las+ charac+er °f every w°rd. I+'s +he m°s+ unin+ui+ive c°ding language ever. Fix y°ur °wn damn c°de °r d° y°ur +yping quirk manually like y°u used +°
BA: FUC$1 YO$1 BALJY$1
PI: maybe la+er ;)
BA: !!$1
DebateArchitecture (DA) joined the chat!
DA: ...
BA: BUT$1 OU$1 O$1 THI$1 FLTCH$1
DA: ...don't make me go over there
FL: O////O ooooo snap
IS: hey, where's perry?
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AgentP (AP) joined the chat!
AP: FITE rn P. #[ ]">
ViciousMcGuffin (VM) joined the chat!
VM: Perry when are yo^ and dad<oming home
StrudelCutie (SC) joined the chat!
SC: Oh I'll be home later sweetie, I just need to get thwarted by perry the platybeast real quick!
AP: ;) P. #[ ]">
VM: forget I asked. Gross
SC: Nonono, not like that sweetie!
AP: lol P. #[ ]">
NormtheRobot (NR) joined the chat!
NR: <p> DID YOU NEED SOMETHING, DAD? </p>
NR: <p> I CAN MAKE MUFFINS! </p>
SC: I really need to fix your text processor
NR:<p> I LIKE IT. IT'S LIKE I HAVE MY OWN TYPING QUIRK! LIKE A REAL TROLL!!! </p>
SC: Norm honey you're my invention and I'm very proud of how much your ai has learned and improved over the sweeps
SC: But you're still not a real troll
NR: <p> WHY MUST YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS FATHER </p>
SC: I'm still not your father
VM: o^<h
VM: don't worry norm yo^'re still part of the family in my book
NR: <p> THANKS SIS! </p>
VM: no problem, "bro"
VM: okay no a<tually I'm ne^er <alling you that e^er again
VM: Yo^'re definitely my brother and I do lo^e yo^ b^t. No
VM: I'd rather<all yo^ the m^ffin man
VM: or like. Normageddon
VM: real siblings don't <all eachother "bro" and "sis" it's j^st weird
NR:<p> I AM STILL CALLING YOU SIS. I HAVE EARNED THAT RIGHT VIA OIL, LUBRICANT, AND VARIOUS OTHER MECHANICAL FLUIDS </p>
NR: <p> I DO LIKE NORMAGEDDON THOUGH YOU SHOULD KEEP CALLING ME THAT IF YOU WANT TO </p>
VM: Yo^ know what that's fair
VM: dad get home safe
VM: Perry don't mess dad ^p too m^<h
VM: See yo^ later normageddon
NR: <p> EYYYY! </p>
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GuitarFlarper (GF) joined the chat!
GF: h3y candis, ar3 w3 still on for tonight?
Stacilicious (SL) joined the chat!
SL: ooo, Candis, lover boy's here to ?ic you u?
CandyRox (CR) joined the chat!
CR: !!I'M ON MY WAY JEREMY!!
GF: Okay, I'll s33 you outsid3! <3
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UnpaidIntern (UI) joined the chat!
UI: Hey s1r, where'd you put the photocop1er? 1 need to upd@te our @gent loc@t1ons
MajorMonogram (MM) joined the chat!
MM: Great googly mmoogly Carrll, you mmeann you cann't finnd it?
UI: No 1 just need to know where 1t 1s
MM: this sounnds like a you problemm
UI: s1r
AgentMonogram (AM) joined the chat!
AM: dad knock it off
AM: j^st tell hiM where the photocopier is
MM: he cann finnd it himmself
UI: 1'm not gonn@ s1t here w@tch1ng blocks of ol1ve text @rgu1ng @bout th1s. One of you needs to ch@nge the color you use
UI: th1s 1s why you don't @sk to get @ss1gned to the s@me st@t1on @s your @ncestor when you become e1ght sweeps old
AM: well what else was I s^pposed to do, work for the eMpress? No thanks
MM: You could have becomme ann acrobat!
AM: NOT NOW DAD
MM: mmonnnnty! I amm nnOT your father, annd callinng mme such is disrespectful to mme annd your lusus!
AM: lol get reckd DAD
MM: STOP CALLInnG mmE THAT
UI: C@n 1 c@ll you d@d?
MM: nnO
UI: @w
MM: nnow go finnd the photocopier annd get mme those reports
UI: yes s1r
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FiresideLeader (FL) joined the chat!
FL: fireside girls, repooooort!
GhostInterrogator (GI) joined the chat!
BeekeeperExtrordinaire (BE) joined the chat!
IntellectualPlanner (IP) joined the chat!
ArtisticProtestor (AP) joined the chat!
CompetitiveCollector (CC) joined the chat!
MurderousCutie (MC) joined the chat!
GI: here
BE: Preeseent!
AP: I'm here now
CC: what's going on?
MC: Juust got bayck from feeding youur luusuus!
FL: excellent work!
FL:
FL: I'm gonna admit I was just lonely and )(ooooope someone wants to )(ang ooooout?
GI: oh heck yeah
GI: com}ng over rn <>
BE: I'm bringing my beeees!
AP: I'm taking a rain <he<k to hang out with my siblings, but maybe next time? Love you guys tho <>
CC: Well I'M gonna go hang out with you!
MC: Yayy! Frienddayte time :D
FL: t)(anks guys <>
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PoodleBallerina (PB) started trolling GuitarFlarper (GF)
PB: jewemy, I need sibwing time
GF: sorry Suzsi3, mayb3 n3xt tim3? I told Candis I'd tak3 h3r to th3 park
PB: take me with yoww!
GF: that didn't work out too w3ll last tim3, r3m3mb3r?
PB: Bwt I wown't get tow see yoww sowown! We ownwy have owne wast sweep towgethew, wemembew? I wanna spend as mwch owf that time as powssibwe with my big bwowthew!
GF: .. ah h3ck, com3 on kiddo.
PB: yayyyyy!!