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It happened two weeks ago, I was going to the market and this Banana..she was smiling
at me.
I turned red, SHE smiled at ME?!
my lord, who knew that one single banana can cause all this.. emotions.
I was strong, but this time I feel like this is it, my hole life I thought I was worng..but
NO
IT CAN'T BE
maybe I'm a...💫bananasexsuall💫
I walked away
I can't be in the same room with THAT Banana, it's to much for me.
I ran away from the market crying my hart out, but suddenly I look behind me.
the Banana.
it's a strange feeling, you know - liking someone.its weird but an and painful.
I never understood what it actually feels like, until I found HER.
the Banana.
she rolled to me and grabbed a yellow ring that was seem to made from rose's leaves.
I smiled, she winked.
we are now together for about 6 months, she just moved in, I'm the happiest I've been for a while.
hgh...
and that's how I fell in love with a banana.
now I'll explain why you should too,
bananas personality is as sweet as their taste.
and they are beautiful.
and love
"how I love love!"
anyone wants to be loved, even if it is just for a short time.
butterflies in your stomach, smiling at the thought of them, filing your hart stops every time they call your name.
that love.
love yourself like a banana would love you (a lot)
how to fall in love with a banana:
1. get a banana
2.make eye contact
3.wink
4. smile
5.confess about your feelings
6. force it to love you back
the end.