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Part 2 of Final Fantasy VII: Code Ruby
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Published:
2023-03-24
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2023-04-06
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6/?
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FF7: Code Radiant Abridged

Summary:

Gamer girl wrestles with FF7's main villain for control over Debug Room and takes over planet through power of fanfiction meta.

(This is an omake spinoff to my main fic FF7: Code Radiant where it's the same story but an abridged parody. Inspired by a couple friends with less time / attention span to read.)

8/3/23 edit: Apologies for the late notice, but this will be going on hiatus until I can figure out a good point along the main story so I can learn to write jokes.

Notes:

Welcome to the Omake / Spinoff to FF7: Code Radiant.

This is an alternative take on my own fic, but in a much shorter and more presentable (lol) format. It is the result of my neuroticism over how long the chapters in the main fic are and I wondered if I can shorten them. This is also the result of putting meta on meta and creating a lethal explosion in the lab. Please enjoy.

Chapter 1: What the #%@^ Is Going On

Chapter Text

Ruby Liu is playing Final Fantasy VII (original). It's already about 3 am. She gets tired and goes to bed.

Suddenly, Sephiroth pops out of a dank portal from her TV or something and attacks.

He's big mad about her fanfics taking over the Lifestream and corrupting them. Only he's allowed to do that, dang it!

Ruby tells him to eff off. They have an intense showdown of who is the more confused one. She wins.

He decides to take her back to Gaia anyway so she can fix things.

She refuses and tells him to eff off again. He then steals her game disc and breaks it.

SONNOVA BIICCH!

She rages at him, but it just turns into a game of patty cake. He also gives her Geostigma, but w/e.

Ruby is big sad.

Now he leaves through the portal.

Ruby is big mad and runs after him.