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I should really get on with gettin' ready for my show. I did have one today. I do wonder if just maybe I'll see the Devil again .I mean it would be pretty nice. I could have less of my fans followin' me around.
As soon as I go out there its gonna be the swarm I just know it. Why can't they just leave me lone. Seriously I get it not everyone is rich not. Not everyone is me but calm down. they have even started tryin' somethin' thats for darn sure.
Seriously why can't you leave me alone. I guess this is what fame feels like sometimes.
Well at least it doesn't take me that long to get ready. I learnt how to get dressed properly do my makeup an' get out the house quickly. With no hassle at all. Well other than this I guess its gonna be another day of just gettin' bothered by pepole.
I open'd the the door. Of my house of course they were all waitin'. As usual.
"Goood mornin' Mr King Dice!"
There was that and far too much screamin' for my likin'. Well I've got an image to uphold. Because I don't want to end up livin' badly now. "Yellow everyone good Mornin'." I also wave at them before closin' the door behind me.
"Now can you all please move away from the gate. Thank you. " I open the gate after they are moved away a bit. Then I just walk out of my houses garden. Of course they were tryin' to be touchy again why wouldn't they. "Okay no touchin' come on. You all can see me later at my show. Bye bye now."
I just wish they'd stop it. I hate pepole touchin'. I don't understand what makes pepole think, just because I have fame and money that you have to touch. Well the answer is no. This guy doesn't want your hands on him. I don't know where you have been. So no. Get off me.
The Devil is sort of a repellent honestly its nice. It means no fans. No strange conversations. Somethin' that has been going on and on for days. Then again maybe it serves me right for thinkin' I could have fame. Fans and pepole who listen to me. They do, just not in the way I'd like. I want power. Pepole respect me. I don't know it just needs to be a little different.
At least the buildin' isn't that far away. Which is always good. Well it's still a descent walk. I quite like walkin' when it's not rainin' of course. Then I'd not be so glad to be walkin' around.
I walked into the buildin' open'd the door of my dressing room and the Devil was sittin' there. First of all why. Second I don't remember tellin' him this is where the show is hosted. Then again someone probably told him.
"Hello Dice your a bit late. Well earlier than I thought you'd be but you get my point."
"What ya doin' here exactly? I mean I didn't expect you to turn up here."
"Well what can I say Dice. I'm supposed to take some stupid holiday which. by the way might I add I don't want to. Something about oh I'm not me. Well sorry."
"It appears like you're havin' a bad time. "
"You have no idea Dice. When I got back to hell everyone was looking for me. Sure I was out a while but I'm the Devil not a five year old. Don't even get me started on the fact they seem to think I like you. "
That's funny. He said that to me while drunk. In the same words. I guess he wasn't lyin' well well well. Looks like I might have a wonderfully terrible idea.
Let's see if I can use this. I mean sure he's the Devil. But ain't never had a problem gettin' someone do things for me. Besides this could be a little bit of fun. That and I get a free fan repellent it's a win win. Maybe I'll get to see some of those souls in danger. Now wouldn't that be sweet.
"Well actually Devil not sure you are quite aware. But you did even say it yourself. You said you liked me. "
"I don't remember such a thing!? So clearly that never happened."
"It was yesterday while you were pretty out of it. Hang on a second. Why are you even talkin' to me on your holiday. Am I really that nice to be around? Why I'm flattered."
I wonder if I can push it a little bit. Besides, some of this wouldn't harm right. Seriously he's the Devil I'm sure he gets this kind of thing all the time.
"...Right well I don't remember it. So it didn't happen. Oh flattered are you? Prohaps you forgot something I owe you two favours. So I am under obligation to give you them."
How could I forget. How much chaos could I create with this one. Hmm that's a fun thing. It would have to be after the show of course. I can't have me missin' that.
"It would have to be after my show Devil. As for you, can't really stay around here. I'm going to have big problems if you do. "
As much as I would love to distroy my entire record. I'd rather keep it completely intact for now. That way there's a nice little cover for me.
"... Are you ordering me around? "
Might have gone a little far with the request. Noted he likes to be in charge. Of any situation. Well I mean understandable he gets his own way with a lot of things. Perks of bein' the Devil.
"Well no not exactly . Look all I'm sayin' is if you hang around here you can't go around lookin' like that -"
While I was sayin' that I watched him shapeshift into a girl. I'm not even sure why. But he how had long black hair. His usual colored eyes and was now wearing a pink dress and heels.
"Will this do. Hmm I've always not minded the colour pink. I don't know too obviously me? " Now the Devil was just lookin' in my mirror and sortin' out some small details like for some reason also adding a pink bow.
"I think you look fine maybe the only thing is the red eyes. "
"Hmm your right ... Well I suppose I could make some coloured contacts. Hmm green would contrast pink. perfect idea Dice."
I can't believe the Devil is now standin' around lookin' like that just because I made a point. Does the guy really want to spend time with me. I mean at least he's not that touchy with me.
"Why thank you. Let me see. "
"Better?"
"Much but I can't just call you the Devil now can I people would start thinkin' you are."
I thought he might have taken more time to come up with a female name. Or somethin' that would make more sense than just the Devil.
"Then call me Lucy."
"Lucy? Alright then . How did you come up with that so quickly?"
"Ugh . Look my name is Lucifer that's my actual name happy. Lucy is just the female version of it."
Wow now that's somethin' I don't think anyone really knows. I got the Devil's actual name. I guess I should really give him mine . I probably owe at least that one.
"I guess I owe you this one then Lucy. My actual name is Kingsley Dice. I just use King as a show name. Now please don't go around tellin' everyone."
"I won't. Dice. Now then I actually thought of an Idea. Consdering I just turned up randomly. This might benefit you."
"Where are you going with this?"
"I could pretend to date you . That way no more fans pestering you. Besides it would save me trying to find somewhere to pretend to have a holiday. That way it's a win win. No? What do you say a deal?"
I honestly don't see any downside to this. I still have my favours. Wait hang on the Devil is willin' to pretend to date me. Just so I don't get pestered. For the reason of he doesn't want to make the people in hell think he's workin'. What. I'm not sure. But somethin' seems strange about this.
At the same time Dice. Oh the amount of chaos I can have fun with. Well at this point. Why not.
"You know what Devil you have yourself a deal." I outstretched my hand so that he could shake my hand. The Devil of course did. I guess that means I officially have a reason to get rid of my fans. Not only that he's the Devil.
The inbodement of all evil. So very close. It's the perfect start to my oh so perfect plan for chaos.