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A very popular thing in the human world are dolls, after all they can amuse and stimulate children's imagination, so a genius nymph decided that it would be a great idea to make a line of einherjar dolls, after all they were popular after the invasion of the titans and that would definitely bring profit.
With the help of some artisan gods, this nymph managed to create the doll version of the human ones, the similarities were impressive, they even looked like a small version of the warriors.
As soon as the store opened it was a huge success, drawing the attention of all the gods, especially the children with Eros and Ganesha, who immediately went to their parents to ask for the dolls.
Eros flew as fast as he could to Olympus, where the Greek gods had just had a meeting.
- FATHER, MOTHER - shouted the young deity trying to get her parents' attention.
- What happened, my precious son? - Aphrodite asked as she approached her son with a kind smile on her face. (in mythology Eros was one of Aphrodite's favorite children, she genuinely loved him).
- A new store opened in Valhalla, they are selling einherjars dolls, they are really cool and I need them.
This caught the attention of some of the gods present, even though they don't want to admit many would love to have these dolls. ( we know very well who these gods are, hahaha )
- Dolls? Are you sure about this my son? Wouldn't you like another toy? - Asked Ares who was surprised with his son's choice, he didn't know that Eros was a fan of the einherjars.
- No, I want the einherjars dolls, they are perfect and have several different accessories, including their divine weapons.
So Eros convinced his parents and the three went to the store to buy the dolls, meanwhile the other gods also took their children to the store. (they used their children as an excuse to buy the dolls).
Arriving at the store, the Greek gods realized that it was crowded, apparently all the young deities wanted the dolls. (and her parents too)
So there they were, the einherjar dolls. As Eros said, the dolls came with various accessories, such as their divine weapons and other clothes.
Tesla dolls, for example, came with the armor, but you could take it off, and underneath it, you could see your scientist outfit.
The dolls were a real hit.
Hades bought a Qin Shi Huang doll, it came with her characteristic blindfold, her divine weapon and an extra outfit, a typical Chinese gala outfit.
Poseidon bought a Sasaki Kojiro doll, she had it with her sword, an extra traditional Japanese outfit, and two toy animals, a swallow and a rabbit.
One thing that both Poseidon and Apollo thought as soon as they bought their dolls was: even her doll has big boobs.
Jack's doll came with a small tea table with a full afternoon tea. (Hercules unlike the others did not have perverted thoughts as soon as he saw the doll).
Shiva bought the complete collection for his son, but the one that most caught his and his wives' attention was Raiden's.
Beelzebub buy Tesla's, which in addition to the armor came with small doves. Adamas mocked him as soon as he saw the doll but Beelzebub didn't care.
Thus all the gods acquired their dolls from the einherjars.
Human reaction to seeing their dolls :
Kojirou as soon as he saw his doll got his face flushed.
- They made me so cute.
Adam fell in love with Eve's doll.
- Honey, you are so small and cute. - said Adam, while Eve listened to this too with flushed cheeks.
Leonidas, as soon as he saw his doll, thought: I hope that pervert Apollo didn't buy my doll version. (Too late Leonidas)