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“You guys are being such cheap bastards tonight, what gives?” Buggy will never say it outright, not when she has a reputation to uphold, but she needs her followers to be way more “loyal” if she’s gonna pay her credit card bill on time this month. She rises to her knees in front of her laptop, thighs open wide enough to give ‘em a good view of the bullet vibrator as she presses it shallowly into her entrance.
“What should I use next? Y’know my rule, the best tipper gets to pick my next toy!” It’s a Wednesday night, Buggy usually doesn’t do full length streams if it’s not the weekend.
On weeknights she’ll normally just go to town taking pictures for the photo sets she sells on Twitter. Last week she even bought a new set of flashy leotards from the same brand she wore in some of her more popular sets. She thought she could make an extra buck or two. Now she’s regretting every penny she’s spent this last month. Nah, this last year.
And here she thought her and her two bedroom one bath, ensuite laundry unit would make it outta the recent rent increases safely. Just this weekend her shitty landlady interrupted her Saturday stream and it wasn’t with her usual complaint of Buggy being too “noisy”. This time the old hag was armed with a heavy packet of legal papers that she wordlessly shoved at her, only hobbling away after shooting a judgmental look at Buggy’s polka dot ensemble.
She’s used to people’s dirty looks, after all not everyone is as flashy as her. She’s been dying her hair bright blue since she was in grade school, somewhere along the line she started doing more dramatic makeup and now it’s all part of her daily routine.
Buggy wouldn’t be caught dead without a bold red lip and her iconic crossbone eye makeup. That paired with her signature clown nose, it was really only a matter of time before she gained a following. No one does it like her.
But while Buggy is used to her landlady’s thinly veiled disgust, there was absolutely nothing that woulda prepared her for the number in bold on the rent increase papers.
$1800 a month, original lease agreement. $2800 a month, revised lease agreement.
Where were the fucking cameras because when did Buggy ever agree to forking over an additional THOUSAND dollars a month. Her eyes bulged outta her head as she re-read the writing four times, each time Buggy silently prayed that the number would magically decrease.
Naturally, it didn’t.
Which brings her to now, a Wednesday night.
If it weren’t for her shitty landlady and the shitty economy, she’d have her feet kicked up on her coffee table, a half eaten container of Chinese takeout propped on her thigh, and a can of beer to sip while she binged season 2 of Love Island Australia.
Life isn’t fair.
Instead she’s in her studio, skin lit up by the red and blue LED lights lining the walls as she playfully shows her toy collection to the camera on the tripod to the left of the bed. The light “ding” and “cha-ching” of the tip notifications pick up as she dances her fingers along each of the toys. Buggy looks through her eyelashes at the camera, “I wonder which one of you left me the biggest, nicest, juiciest tip. Y’know I love it when you show me just how loyal you are.”
Without looking at the chat, she takes out a personal and fan favorite, a silicone dildo that’s patterned with the logo that Shank’s kid’s little friend designed for Buggy a few years back when she decided to get serious about the cam girl lifestyle. One of Buggy’s first and most loyal fans had it custom made for her, and well, she’s never been one to turn down gifts.
Nine times outta ten when she gives her viewers the choice of picking the toy she’ll use, this is the one they choose. These morons are honestly so predictable it’s hilarious.
Buggy bites the inside of her cheek as she crawls over to where the chat is still pinging with tip and message notifications. Eighty-seven viewers isn’t too shabby for a random-ass Wednesday night, and she only just made the announcement of her new streaming schedule on her Twitter earlier today.
Buggy averages somewhere between one-hundred to one-fifty on her more popular days, her personal record is a little over two-hundred viewers. Two-hundred-thirteen, not that she’s keeping count or anything.
OnlyFans gouges her for twenty-percent of any entry or membership fee she charges so now three years later, Buggy charges five dollars for her monthly membership fee and a three dollar entry fee for her live streams.
At three-hundred-forty monthly subscribers and any bastard non-subscribers that still pay the entry fee to view her streams, Buggy was doing fine pre-rent increase. Especially considering the photo-sets she sells on Twitter make her some of her best money, she’s got over two-thousand followers and there’s no OnlyFans cut to worry about, just money going straight into her Paypal.
Post-rent increase, she’s about to start juggling dildos and doing magic tricks if it’ll get her new subscribers. Buggy’s not giving up on her comfortable lifestyle of leisure and luxury, even if that means she’s gotta start getting creative.
iluvbossbuggy111 tipped $8
iluvbossbuggy111: buggy dildo buggy dildo buggy dildo
treasurejckx00 tipped $2
treasurejckx00 tipped $10
treasurejckx00: u seem stressed 2nite choose what u like
ppushab: BUGGY TOY ayo she already picked it up tooo
ppushab tipped $1
bggysboyo tipped $50
bggysboyo: the buggy dildo tonight please boss buggy
Buggy doesn't bite back her grin this time, she talks a lot of shit and means most of it but Buggy has some pretty loyal followers. Most of her livestream viewers have been with her since the very beginning when she was still figuring everything out, and although they’re annoying she’s grateful for them.
“Alright, alright, I got it,” She holds up the patterned dildo with a smirk, “I already guessed it’d be this one, luckily this is one of my favorites too so I can fulfill all my tippers’ requests.” Buggy makes quick work of slicking up the toy with lube and leans back into the pillows she placed in the middle of the bed.
From this distance she can still see the chat box and her computer's webcam is level with her pussy, giving everyone in the livestream a perfect view. As she pulls the bullet vibrator out of her entrance she plays up the whine that leaves her mouth and jerks her hips a little more than necessary, Buggy is an actress.
“Damn, I’m so sensitive still,” She looks directly into the camera as she drags the tip of the dildo against her entrance. “Should I push it gently or rough?” She doesn’t drag her teasing out like this usually but her looming rent payment and credit card bill are like flashing dollar signs behind her lids every time she blinks. Buggy watches a few more tips come into the chat, surprise, surprise they all request rough.
She anchors herself, heels pressing into the bed as she begins fucking herself roughly with the dildo. Buggy feels the stretch in the first couple seconds but once the head of the silicone toy begins gliding into her G-spot on each of her thrusts, it melts away, everything does. She can hear the pings and message notifications echoing along with her gasps through her otherwise quiet studio. Buggy opens her eyes, she doesn’t even know when they slid shut.
bggysboyo: boss looks so hot like that
bggysboyo tipped $10
bggysboyo: play with your clit
Buggy lets out another moan, this one more authentic than the last. Quickly she reaches between her legs and begins rubbing herself in time with the hard thrusts she’s dealing herself with. Using her flexibility to her advantage, she shifts her legs up until her knees are touching her shoulders all while she continues her brutal pace, the familiar burn of her orgasm is starting deep in her navel.
One of the reasons Buggy’s retained so many fans throughout her three years as an amatuer is because she doesn’t fake her orgasms.
Does she exaggerate? Oh absolutely, that’s show biz baby. But there’s no faking the way her limbs lock up, or how her jaw relaxes then tightens all at once, or the way her toes curl and tremble. Buggy likes to come, it’s one of the reasons she chose this profession. She’s good at cumming. She looks great, sounds even better, and her body’s sensitivity makes it easy.
Unfortunately for Buggy, she’s got some curious fans. So many times, they’ve asked who or what she thinks of as she fucks herself during her streams. And while Buggy’s mostly an open book, this is the one question she falters at.
Definitely not her mouth breather fanbase, she’s thankful for them but not thankful enough to delude herself into thinking any of them are fuckable. It’s thrilling, filming and streaming herself for strangers to watch and do God knows what with her content, but Buggy’s exhibitionist streak isn’t bold enough for that to be enough to get her off. It’s been years since she dated anyone, there’s no image of a partner dancing through her mind as she edges closer to her climax.
There’s only one right answer. Well, two actually. And they also happen to be Buggy’s inspiration for joining the industry.
Buggy’s hips stutter as she presses her index finger in tighter, quicker circles around her clit. She’s so close now. The hand still pistoning the dildo in and out of her entrance is starting to cramp so she picks up the pace, ready to finish so she can end this stream.
She imagines a warm and calloused hand gripping her by the chin, a raspy feminine voice demanding, “Look at me when you come so you remember who to be grateful for.” Buggy feels beads of sweat sliding down her inner thighs and pictures her legs thrown over elegant broad shoulders, eyes golden and intense as they look at the sloppy mess between her thighs and her trembling lips. “Pathetic.”
Buggy’s orgasm tears through her, quick and fleeting as she fucks herself through every pulse. The chat notifications are going wild like they always do as she’s cumming. She keeps her legs spread, showing every inch of the dildo as she slips it out of her pussy and brings it up to her mouth to lick it clean.
Once Buggy puts the toy aside she goes full influencer mode, “Thank you for all the tips and support tonight! Don’t forget to check my Twitter for updates and for the new set I’m releasing Friday. I’ll let you lucky bastards in on a secret since you’re such loyal fans. It’s acrobatics themed.”
Viewers start filtering out, some wishing Buggy a good night and others just signing off wordlessly. Not that she cares too much, their views mean more than a few kind words ever could, it means more money in Buggy’s pockets.
She wraps up her spiel, she’s got it down to a science now and when there's only a few viewers left in the stream she lets her guard down. “Shit, I was starting to get the worst cramp in my hand toward the end there, did any of you guys notice?”
She starts stripping the blankets off her studio’s bed, making quick work of checking the sheets beneath to see if they got dirty. Buggy cranes her neck to see the chat’s replies as she collects any loose toys she used tonight so she can clean them in her bathroom sink.
treasurejckx00: nah perfect as always boss
hotgely95: ^^ Also I think the lube fell off the side of the bed again.
Buggy blinks twice at the message and sure enough when she checks beneath the right side of the bed there’s her bottle of lube. “Hey, it’s here! Thanks, Gely.” She holds it up like it’s a prize she just won at a carnival and places it back on her stock shelf with the rest of her toys and supplies. Other than the moment she orgasms, this is her favorite part of her streams. A few of her longtime fans stick around after she’s done fucking herself and just chat with her as she cleans up her set. There’s even been some nights where she’s kept them on as she eats dinner after a stream.
Buggy knows it probably breaks multiple rules as far as customer/sex worker boundaries but sometimes she wants company and honestly, these are the bastards that usually end up tipping best anyway.
Soon enough the studio is clean and she’s managed to throw on an oversized hoodie, she sprawls out across the couch and balances her laptop on her chest. “Landlords are villains,” Her hobbling, conservative, hag of a landlady is heavy on her mind as Buggy eyes the cursed paperwork sitting on her messy coffee table.
The chat is surprisingly silent for a moment before someone replies.
hotgely95: Boss, are you good? No creeps are trying to take advantage of you right?
The mental image of her landlady doing anything but hate crime her if given the chance makes Buggy cackle until tears start smudging her eye makeup. “The only creeps in my life are you bastards, don’t worry.”
bggysboyo: are u sure
She blinks and cocks her head dramatically at the message. “Huh, what’s that supposed to mean, Boyo?”
bggysboyo: you’ve still never told us who you think of during streams…..
Buggy watches her face on screen turn bright red as she sputters, caught off guard by the question. “-at I, what, why, uh. What kinda dumbass question is that!? Why do you even care?”
bggysboyo: i’m curious ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
treasurejckx00: your being pretty defensive boss
Buggy rolls her eyes, her cheeks have cooled down and she feels back in control now that she knows what these guys are really tryna get at. “You think I’m seeing someone? You know I’m gay anyway so it’s stupid to get jealous.”
treasurejckx00: who said i’m a guy?? (ˆ◡ˆ❁)
hotgely95: My pronouns are she/her. (ˆ◡ˆ❁)
bggysboyo: don’t you love having a period girlies (ˆ◡ˆ❁)
“Ugh that’s enough, I’m going to bed, you freaks.” Buggy pauses for a moment. After tonight and the set sales Friday she’ll still probably be short a couple hundred bucks for her credit card bill. She’s not above using her fans for their money, it’s what they deserve since they’re definitely not above using Buggy for her body.
Before she signs off she adds, “The only way I’ll tell you who I think about is if you give me a really big tip so make sure you make it to Friday’s stream. Night!”
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People make running off and joining the circus sound like it isn’t back breaking work. Buggy is currently panting heavily, laid out on the musty gym mat she drugged up from her apartment building’s storage unit.
Though she did do a stint in the circus after she graduated college, apparently daily masturbation isn’t good enough exercise. Who knew? And it turns out Buggy’s a lot less lean than she remembers even if she does look way better than most thirty-something year olds. She lets out a frustrated cry as she kicks her feet and smacks the the gym mat with her hand dramatically, this was so unfair! Buggy picked this job because it seemed easy and now she’s busting her ass harder than ever.
She drags herself off the floor and tries another handstand. This time she spreads her legs as they’re raised above her body and doesn’t stop until they’re split wide. This handstand is easier to hold than some of the other types she’s tried so far, but if she’s gonna start doing her old acrobatic moves during streams she’s gotta practice.
Buggy refuses to make a fool outta herself and have that be how she goes viral.
She slowly settles herself down, stretching her long legs until one is pressed flat on the mat and the other is stretched over her head. She’s gotta get ready for her Friday night stream, tonight’s gotta go well or she’ll be in big trouble.
If Buggy was simple or a loser, she’d probably start looking for a more “stable” job instead of pulling out all the stops trying to spice up her livestreams, it’d definitely be easier and Buggy usually jumps at the easier option.
But she’s just not ready to give up her lifestyle, her dream. Buggy loves it. She loves working from home, she loves the attention, she loves being her own boss, and after tonight, she’s going to love the fame.
Buggy spent three hours getting ready. Tonight her hair is styled into a high ballerina bun to match the theme. She took more time on her signature makeup, going for a softer look today though the iconic crossbones, red lip, and clown nose are forever present. Her skin is glittering from the bath bomb she used and the highlighter she dusted across her collarbones.
The real star of the show though, is her new leotard, the one she spent good money on before her Landlady fucked her over. The material itself is white, covered in tiny rhinestones, and so thin that it’s see through. Buggy’s pink nipples are flushed and fully visible through the leotard, her hip bones are hugged so beautifully that she could cry, and the trimmed blue triangle of her pubic hair stands out boldly.
Buggy looks ethereal and she’s so glad that people have to pay to look at her, because no one should ever be able to see this for free. She takes fifty selfies before setting up her studio.
She's not using the bed today, opting to instead use the gym mat but only after wiping it down with twelve disinfectant wipes. Buggy brings over her box of assorted toys and her trusty bottle of lube before starting to set up her tripod and laptop. She’s got the mat set up in front of the wall of mirrors she had that idiot Shanks install last year, so not a single angle is gonna go unseen tonight.
At eight she starts her livestream right on time and watches viewers flood in, horny and desperate as Buggy sits looking every bit prim and proper in front of the camera.
She does her usual greeting and teasing, lets the endless barrage of compliments sink into her skin and stroke her ego. Once they’ve settled in at a total of one-hundred ninety-seven viewers, Buggy begins.
“A lot of you already know this, but I’m pretty flexible,” She takes out a butt plug from her box of toys, this one has a gaudy fake diamond on the end of it that she’s always hated but it goes too well with tonight’s ensemble for her to not use it.
“When people said go join the circus, I actually went and did it. I’m the type of woman that never backs down from a challenge. Pretty inspirational, right?” Buggy traces the tip of the plug with her tongue before pulling off of it, “They taught me a lot of stuff there, y’know. If you guys wanna see some of what I learned, I need to see some big tips, this is real professional, dangerous stuff I’m doing tonight.”
The tip and message notifications pick up in speed and when Buggy lubes up the plug, the chat pauses before erupting again. Tonight, Buggy isn't taking orders, or suggestions from anyone, tonight is about her viewers sitting back and letting the show play out how she wants.
She flips her body around from where she’d been kneeling, presenting her thinly clad ass to the main web camera, her tripod camera still focused on her face. “Damn, it’s been a while since I played with this hole, I hope the stretch doesn’t hurt too bad,” The tip notifications keep ringing, she imagines the bastards are begging in the chat for her to listen to their needy requests.
Buggy bites her lip and pulls aside the leotard from where it’s covering her ass and pussy. She circles the slick, cold plug around her puckered entrance before pushing it past the ring of muscle slowly. While she was mentally prepared for the stretch to burn she can’t stop the choked sigh that escapes her.
Once the plug is nestled inside, only the faux diamond visible, Buggy turns back around so she’s facing the camera again with her legs spread wide. “It feels good but I want a toy in my pussy before I show you what I learned in the circus. But what one do I choose?”
Buggy likes giving these morons the illusion of options, first of all it causes tip wars like the one currently taking off in the chat and second of all the drama, the performance is so fun for her. She loves asking a question while already fully knowing the answer and still creasing her brows, looking at the camera through her lashes like she’s clueless.
She holds up a short thick dildo, one that’ll fit in the leotard if she pulls the fabric of the crotch over it but not the toy she’ll be using. And then she shows them another favorite of hers.
A duo vibrator, the stubby silicone dildo hooks right into her pussy while the sucking part fits over her clit, even when she’s moving around it’ll stay in place too. It’s perfect, and by the “cha-chings” ringing through her studio, her viewers think so too.
Buggy eases the toy into her entrance, she’s wet enough that she doesn’t need to reach for the lube and when she presents the toy's remote control to the camera she hears even more messages. She stands up from the mat, briefly adjusting both cameras so they can see her whole body as she pulls the crotch of her leotard back in place, both toys clearly visible through the fabric.
“Now, I can show you.” Buggy tries a demure smile to keep in character but the corners of her lips curl a little too wickedly to pass. She wiggles the remote in the camera as she turns on the vibrator, before setting it down and beginning her stretches to demonstrate her flexibility. Buggy balances her weight evenly before pulling her right leg up until it’s high above her head, holding the pose for a few seconds before repeating on the other side.
For a while it goes like this, Buggy shifting from pose to pose while slowly increasing the vibrators intensity. Eventually it’s time for her to do her handstands, they’re the grand finale for tonight but Buggy’s quickly realizing she underestimated how many of these poses had the vibrator pressed flush against her G-spot.
There’s a huge damp patch on the leotard around her pussy that betrays just how turned on she is and even though she hasn’t been paying attention to the chat, they’ve been super active the whole stream. Fuck it, Buggy shows the camera as she turns the remote onto it’s highest setting before dropping it again.
Her legs feel like jelly and she’s dangerously toeing the edge of her orgasm but Buggy lifts herself into a handstand anyway. She goes for the split one, it gives her fans a better view and it’s the one she felt the most comfortable with earlier. But the farther apart she spreads her legs, the closer she is to cumming. She pictures strong hands steadying her legs before forcing them wider apart. “Such a dirty girl, you’d bend your body any way you could if it’d make you come harder.”
And freshly manicured nails trailing up her rib cage until they trace over the hardened pricks of her nipples poking through her leotard. “Darling, you look absolutely obscene like this.”
Buggy’s new position combined with the sensation of the vibrator and strain on her body makes her orgasm sweep her off her feet. Or hands. Luckily she catches herself in time so she doesn’t crash on her face, instead landing on her elbows as she bucks her hips in time with each flare of her orgasm.
It’s a long one, every time she thinks it’s finally cooling down she reaches another peak until she’s left a shivering mess. When she’s sure it’s over she turns off the vibrator and stares blankly up at her studio’s ceiling as feeling slowly returns to her fingertips.
The “ping” of chat and tip notifications spamming her computer is finally enough to make her sit up so she’s kneeling in front of her laptop. “Damn, that was a big one.” Buggy is already breathless so when she sees that there’s four-hundred-fifty viewers in her livestream her jaw just hangs open until she makes some kinda wheezing sound.
0ct00ct0: easily one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen
0ct00ct0 tipped $25
glowgirl456: I’M SO SAD I CAME IN LATE😭😭
ppushab: nah man you jus saw the best part that shit was 🔥 🔥
ppushab tipped $10
r0ycer0yaler: Brb subscribing
Yelenyyy444: ^^ no literally same
jynd03: ^ FR
The messages just keep coming, mostly returning fans but there’s also new ones that are apparently mutuals with her or her regulars on Twitter, whatever it is Buggy is awestruck cause she just made nearly four-hundred dollars in tips alone.
She launches herself into her usual post stream spiel, typing her Twitter into the chat and thanking everyone for their support. And like usual once viewers realize she’s not fucking herself anymore, they all sign off until it’s only the clean up crew left on call.
Instead of immediately starting her cleaning routine, Buggy waits for her usual three fans to start spamming the chat and she doesn’t have to wait very long at all.
hotgely95: Boss! Congrats on the successful stream.
treasurejckx00: ^^ congrats boss buggy you looked great tn
bggysboyo: i like the new stuff ur tryin out boss
“You three, be honest, was it you that brought all those new people to the stream tonight?” It was a good stream, a fantastic stream even, but people don’t just pop into streams “by chance”. The amount of time and energy camgirls spend trying to boost their popularity enough to get even a couple new viewers is crazy. And Buggy knows just how loyal her fans are, especially these three.
treasurejckx00: you found out so quick :O boss buggy is so smart
hotgely95: We promoted your livestream on our Twitters, we took some screen recordings to secure viewers, is that okay?
Buggy cackles and this time it’s like all her relief is seeping from her pores along with it, “Of course it’s okay, moron! You helped me make so much money tonight, you have no clue.” If she can keep even just a few of the new people they brought, maybe Buggy will be able to stop working hard again. The chat “pings” and as she reads the message she grins ruefully.
bggysboyo: so who do u think about???
“Alright, alright I’ll give you an answer. I always hold up my end of a bargain, after all.”
Buggy sighs longingly. “Dracule Mihawk and Sir Crocodile.” The chat is dead silent for several beats before it comes back to life.
hotgely95: The lesbian pornstars? Wow!
treasurejckx00: honestly same boss but i think they’d kick my ass if i looked at em
bggysboyo: seperate or at the same time?
Buggy fights the tremble in her voice as she answers, leaning into aggression instead of showing how vulnerable this subject makes her feel. “You’re such a damn pervert! Why’s that matter?” When the chat stays quiet and expectant she grumbles, “...both at the same time.”
Buggy was a hormonal punk of a college freshman and still halfway in the closet when she stumbled upon the holy grail of lesbian porn.
A reposted video on Twitter led to her discovering Kuja Studios, a women owned, women centered porn studio that created sensual and realistic videos.
Though they had some straight content, the majority of their site was lesbian and queer. Their two most popular stars were and still are Dracule Mihawk and Sir Crocodile. Though their stand alone work was impressive (everything about them was impressive really) that wasn’t what changed Buggy’s brain chemistry.
The two women had a wildly successful series they collabed on, it was years before the series was discontinued leaving behind twenty four episodes of Mihawk and Crocodile fucking bratty, timid, and eager bottoms together.
All the girls were different but always ended up the same, sopping wet, incoherent, and in a few episodes, unconscious. There were rumors that that was the real reason the series was discontinued, cause god knew it wasn’t cause of lack of popularity.
No one could handle the two of them, no one could please them.
Buggy religiously watched all twenty-four of the episodes and nearly all of both actresses' individual work, they’re the ones that sparked her interest in porn and sex work. Yeah, mostly cause of their talent and success, Buggy wanted the comfort and luxury both women exuded.
But it’s also cause Buggy held onto the dream that she could be the one to please them. There were very few things Buggy wouldn’t do to get the chance to please Dracule Mihawk and Sir Crocodile. The ping of another message snaps her outta her thoughts.
treasurejckx00: :O boss are you a fan ???
Buggy sputters, the bridge of her nose is flushed as she tries to save face. “I mean, I wouldn’t say I’m a fan just cause of that. The great Buggy isn’t just anyone’s fan, I like having fans not being one.”
treasurejckx00: THATS OUR BOSS BUGGY
hotgely95: Boss you’re so cool! I’ll be your fan forever.
bggysboyo: boss IS the best obviously
bggysboyo: but u guys know the rumor ab those 2 right?
Buggy blanches at the message, she’s starting to get a bad feeling about where this conversation is heading.
hotgely95: What rumor?
treasurejckx00: ?nah
bggysboyo: they say no one can keep up with them
bggysboyo: that theyre like superhuman or sum shit
bggysboyo: and from some of the vids ive seen i believe it
treasurejckx00: DAMN really? i didn’t know
hotgely95: Their videos are pretty intense, the girls they star with always look so tired.
There’s another pause and it’s like Buggy can hear the cogs turning in these fuckers heads.
bggysboyo: i bet if anyone could handle them itd be boss
treasurejckx00: BOSS BUGGY WOULD DESTROY THEM FR
treasurejckx00: LIKE no competition
hotgely95: After tonight’s stream Buggy is invincible.
And she shouldn’t let it get to her head but flattery does and always will work on Buggy so when she feels her ego begin to inflate she lets it happen. Hearing her most loyal fans affirming her dream is fattening her head so when she sees the question;
bggysboyo: boss could u handle them?
Buggy cackles loud and smirks wide. “What kinda stupid question is that? It’s more like, could they handle me! I’ve seen their videos, and they’ve never starred with someone as flashy as me. I think the real reason no one can handle them is because no one’s able to match their energy.”
She shrugs dramatically, “Which is honestly kinda pathetic cause if it were me starring with them, they would be the ones left a half-conscious mess. I’m very observant, you see and the great Buggy never misses an opportunity to please.”
hotgely95: Boss is this… a challenge?!
hotgely95: Are you challenging Dracule Mihawk and Sir Crocodile??
Before Buggy can bite her tongue or think it through she nods confidently, “There’s not a single doubt in my mind that Mihawk and Crocodile wouldn’t be able to handle me, Buggy the Clown. They wouldn’t even know what hit ‘em!”
Her fans go wild in the chat, spamming in all caps and delivering praise after praise to Buggy who eats it all up. They don’t ever have to know that if Buggy were ever actually in a room with Dracule Mihawk and Sir Crocodile she’d spontaneously combust on the spot, after all these morons don’t pay her to be honest.