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The heartbreaking truth, Zenos, is that I don't care about you at all.
My anger boils dynamis, granting the reaper new visages. Axe swings, letting my hatred out. Smug grin of Lolorito Nanarito, reddened by the axe-wound like tomatoes I threw at his statue in Vesper Bay. Teledji, neatly divided from Adeledji. The brass blade that dared raise his sword against us. Would I had it in me to stay, and pain Ul'dah red with your innards. Indistinct elezen from both Gridania and Ishgard, making That Face, when they think - and say - "you aren't one of us".
Damn you all to seven hells.
"This is a banquet for youuu, herooo!" Fuck you with your damn rare wine-bottles and your stinking cheese, fuck you, company of old morons, fuck. Why do they all have to help in worst ways? "I can't dance for sylphs, my legs are cramped!" "I hath a plan but thee woun't know aboust it!" "Oooh, I'm so mysterious and half-made of blue rock!" "I know the world is threatened by ancient apocalypse, my chosen, but won't say a peep until it actually starts ending!" "Hah, those lominsans are just like beastmen!" Papalymo says nothing, just pushes me away with the same face he did when I refused to run on Baelsar's Wall.
Just because I love them doesn't mean I don't also hate them.
Scared Ala Mhigans and Domans, refusing to cooperate because they think Garleans invincible. Always wanted to slap sense into them. Asahi, Asahi, dare you bare your teeth at me again? Those snobby Lexentales, that fool Misija, Anogg, Konogg, the stupid "androids", pathetic Gi Gu, Obsidian Claw, Seigetsu, and you. Zenos viator Galvus, the overgrown baby that breaks things for attention. How fucking dare you. How dare you?! And then liken yourself to me?!! My knee is on your chest. I raise my arms for a final blow. Looking down, I see a scythe's tip sticking out of my chest. That will be a problem later. I think I lost my axe. Dynamis forms an anvil in my hands, and I core viator's head with it. That's a big splatter.
That's enough of that, I think. Had our fun, Esteem, time to go home-OW, fuck, piss, how-
