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2023-08-20
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Think Outside The Accord

Summary:

From a Taco Bell and Domestication Center our little Sophont goes on a journey to a distant land.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

It was a special morning for young Natalie.She was visiting the local Taco Bell and Domestication Center that had just opened up. Apparently it was some sort of way to get Terrans to be more comfortable about going to Domestication Centers. Like how they opened up the Chuck E. Cheese Class J Cafe.

 

She was finishing her Doritos™ Locos Tacos (Think outside the bun) and decided it was time to check the list of available owners at the domestication center at the other side of the building. Getting up but with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Taco in hand she moved over to the front desk at the Domestication Center.

The Domestication center was a stark contrast to the Taco half of the building While The Taco bell was built more with terrans in mind the domestication center was built to make terrans feel small but the comfort of the space was above and beyond unmatched.

 

“Hello petal!! Come here again to ask about the latest updates on domestication offers?”

 

It was Misty Maze 20th Bloom (Fae/Faer) A lovely affini with the kindest grandma vibes you could ever find. Her signature item was the glasses she wore and the jeweled silver chain that connected her 5 lensed glasses to her head.

“Yes Mis Maze!”

Natalie Sat down in a chair that was super comfy and had vibrate functions! With a cute headpat and hair ruffle from Mis Maze they began their search for their owner.

“Well today we’ve got a special request just for you petal!”

“Special you say?Did they send an interpretive dance or The 1990s Taco bell game on a floppy disk? It’s been lost media forever at this point but they say it’s all in a landfill somewhere in the storm belt of Terra!”

“Um no…. This request for you comes all the way from the center of the Compact!”

 

“WOW! I have wanted to see the center of the Compact out! Sure it sounds really cool and I love seeing new places!”

Natalie was full of excitement at that prospect. Things on terra were nice but she wanted more to find and a new place meant new exotic food and ingredients to add to the community driven Taco Bell menu.


“So you’ll agree?”


“Sure!”

“Well Just sign Here And Here And Here And-”

 

2 hours of bureaucracy later

“And there we go! You should be all set!”

“Stars that took a lot out of me! Wait won’t it take like months to get to the compact or something? That's an awful lot of travel time.”

“Aw Shucks Don’t Worry about that we can take care of that thanks to the documents you signed!”

“What do you mea-”

Natalie felt the spreading warmth from her neck followed by a deep drowsiness. The last thing she thought was ‘I hope I can get Baja Blast there.’

Notes:

And so It begins!

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