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Go, away!
“Go away! And stay away too before I really start hurting you lot!”
I’m grumpy, I’m sulky and I’m hurtin’
So stop fooling around you jerk king!
Leave me the kark lone like I’ve requested
This is not something about to be jested!
And you certainly do not want me tested!
As I will slap you in the face and everywhere else
Cause I’m in a really foul mood for sure and whatever else!
But you knew that already, didn’t ya my bro?
So do kriff off, as states my fabulous scoff!
The very one expression feared by plenty a vod
Well, some at least, perhaps not them all
Still, my permascowl together with a snarly growl
Should convince any and all being out there on the prowl
As for any kind of confrontation with me will be found
If you fool around me long enough, test me out loud!
And I assure you there will be hell to pay
If you don’t fuck off and leave me here on my own to lay!
Resting on my laurels like I wanted in the first place
As I am mad and cannot stand any kind of disturbance!
Nothing and no one will persuade me of anything else that is for sure
So getting hit by me, well you only have yourself to blame, not the lure!
Because once you have stepped into my personal space
Even though if you thought I needed the pat on the head
Or whatever else stupid thing you had in mind instead
Well, let me tell ya, you, my friend, were totally and utterly wrong!
What. Ever!
Is all I have to say and deeper into my cot I lay
Stay go, I don’t give one stinking spell of a hellspell!
But you knew that all already, didn’t ya?
Because deep down inside of my chilly blackened heart I do know you all do care
About this person I am, the snarly, snarky, sulky sniper of a thing, hardly ever its emotions to bare