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I've seen the blaring lack of Female Noah fics and sought to change it, I hope you like this story and please comment if you have any ideas on how to make the story better.
I will upload the first chapter tomorrow. Have fun!

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Noelle was so done with this show. Sierras crazy, Heather's complaining, and Alejandros slimy nature was starting to chip away rather quickly on her patience.

She almost wanted to get herself booted again like on the first season, but then remembered her promise to her brothers that she would actually try this season. They had even helped her prepare for this season, and all its annoyances. Hell, they even got her to start going to the gym!

After all they did to help her this season, she wasn't about to leave without a fight. So she took a deep breath and mentally prepared herself for another day in hell.

The first thing she noticed was Sierras grating voice. God, if she made a list of everything she hated, Sierra would be al least 60% of the list. Everything about her was annoying, and her obsession with Cody was disgusting. The fact that she was still in the competition infuriated Noelle. So much so that she would personally like to shove her out the plane.

Cody was clearly uncomfortable with Sierras constant stalking, and has expressed this discomfort multiple times. So being forced to hear Sierras non stop talking made Noelle snap, and with a scathing low tone said,

"would you shut up already!"

Sierra finally stopped talking with and with a gasp, turned to Noelle, baffled. Not only was she surprised, everyone else was too. Sure Noelle can be rather cynical and rude with her comments, but she had never truly snapped at anyone before. The only other time she snapped at anyone was Justin, and even then it was tame compared to what just happened. After all, Noelle was the mom friend! Even with her sarcastic and cynical nature everyone was comfortable talking with her especially after the island. She was the first to welcome the voted out contestants at Playa de loser, and comfort them over what they endured while competing. She even helped Ezekiel understand that what he said was wrong, and helped him become more intoned with the real world.

Sierra, being the stalker that she is knew this, and wisely decided to be quiet, knowing that Noelle was in a bad mood. Everyone else, not wanting to be snapped at as well, followed her lead and everything went quite. Owen being Noelles best friend, was worried and decided to see if she was alright. So with a slightly frightful tone whispered,

"Little buddy... you doing okay?"

Noelle scoffed a little, but it was half hearted and whispered back,

"I'm fine Owen, Sierra is just really annoying like really annoying. Normally I try ro ignore her but her obsession with Cody is getting out of control. I just want her to get voted out."

"Aww try up buddy! The others are probably getting tired of her as well. She'll probably be leaving soon, don't let her get under your skin." Owen said with a bright smile, hoping to make Noelle feel better.

Noelle smiled and said,

"Thanks big guy. You're probably right, she is getting on everyone's last nerve. I just wish I could push her out the plane myself."

Then she noticed that something was off, and looked around the room. Their was no sign of a certain spanish pain in her ass anywhere. 

"Speaking of annoying people, where's Alejandro?"

A slight scream came from around the corner in reply. Before they could go investigate, the voice of a man Noelle wanted nothing more than to strangle came over the intercom.

"Alright camp- uh I mean passengers, we have been denied permission to land sooo, your gonna have to jump. Also Chef may have miscounted parachutes. SO GET MOVING!"

Everyone cried out in outrage over their situation, and panic to get a parachute.

Noelle sighed and thought,

"This day can't get any worse."

She was wrong

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Being forced to jump out of a plane was almost second nature to Noelle by now. It was almost cathartic, and while it still made her heart skip a beat, it was familiar enough that it almost felt comfortable.

God, what had her life become?

She was with Owen currently as all the other parachutes were being fought over by the time she got to the cargo hold. She was not going anywhere near that mess and decided that Owen was her safest bet. Going with Owen always had a 50% chance that she would be injured in some way. While she had accepted this, it doesn't mean she liked it, so when they got close enough to a double decker red bus she decided to hop off Owen's back quickly.

This proved to be the right thing to do, as Owen somehow flipped around and crashed onto the busses roof on his back. Noelle winced in sympathy as Owen cried out in pain, for it was a miracle that it wasn't broken. "OW, THAT'S SMARTS!" Chris, the devil in mortal form, laughed and instructed them all to get into the bus. One day Noelle was going to freeze all this bank accounts and take all his expensive hair products.

She smiled to herself as the thought of Chris with a birds nest for hair was amusing. "He would probably never show his face again!"  She quietly snickered to herself at the thought, until Chris noticed and somehow became a mind reader. "Thinking about taking all my hair products and freezing my bank accounts are ya?" Chris said with an amused tone and sneaky grin. "Me? I would never! After all who would pay for my college fund?" Noelle said with an innocent expression. "Who said I was paying for your college fund?" Chris griped back with a tone full of suspicion. "I did, after all it would be a shame if certain people knew that you don't pay taxes." She said with innocence and a hint of threat. "Yeesh, fine whatever." Chris rolled his eyes and clicked his tongue with annoyance.

Noelle turned away with satisfaction unknowing that Chris had a small nearly unseen smile of pride on his face. Everyone else could only watch on in awkward silence as the two talked with a certain... familiarity that could only happen with those considered family.

Heather, done with all the weirdness, scoffed with a scowl, "HELLO! Can we get back to the challenge!? Trying to win a million dollars here people." "Um, we're all trying to win a million dollars here honey. You ain't special." Noelle retorted with sass, as Heather gasped from shock and anger at Noelles audacity. Before she could snap back at Noelle, Chris interjected.

"Well Heather if you would be PATIENT maybe we can get started. Chris huffed. Anyway, welcome to London with it's charming horrific history. Where you will be competing in a spooky challenge by catching a famous hhistorical murderer by the name of Jack the Ripper-

"He's dead." Noelle interrupted.

"Excellent deduction Noelle, now if I could explain without interruptions please!?" Chris said with a strained smile. Noelle only rolled her eyes. "Thank you, now as I was saying before I was rudely (pointed glance at Noelle) interrupted, yes Jack the Ripper is dead so we will be catching a fake instead. Don't worry the fake may or may not harm you."

"Wha!?-" They tried to protest but Chris powered on.

"Now for the rules, their will be clues hidden around London where they will lead you to Jack the ripper." He paused and threw a black sack at them. "After finding the Ripper catch him in this sack and drag him back to the plane. Easy right?" Everyone looked at each other nervously, with Tyler about to ask a question before Chris added on.

"Also be careful because he will be hunting you as well. Now, let's get to our next stop, THE TOWER OF LONDON!"

"Good grief" Noelle mentally sighed.

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The drive over to the tower wasn't long, but Noelle still took the time to appreciate Londons beautiful scenery.

Sighing, she lamented the fact that London would probably be ruined for her because of this God awful show. Maybe one day long after total drama she could come back with her family and truly take a look at London and it's vast history. "Wow!" She heard Tyler exclaim, "I should totes take Lindsey here one day. She would love it!" Noelle shook her head with a small but soft smile. Even though Tyler was a clutz and not very intelligent, anyone could see that he deeply cared for Lindsey.

Back on the Island when Lindsey got eliminated Tyler ran out to the dock and waited until she arrived. He instantly comforted her and spent all his time with her. Lindsey was extremely forgetful yes, but she also dearly cared for Tyler. Why she was pretending not to know Tyler this season Noelle wasn't sure, but she had a feeling it was because of a mischievous drama loving host. Noelle was sure that they would be together for a long time-!?

Noelle flung forward and hit the seet infront of her because of the bus screeching to a stop. "What the fuck!?" She snarled with fury. "Stuck daydreaming are you?" Chris asked with false sympathy. "If you were listening than you would know to brace yourself."

"Die"

"No can do, I have amazing health insurance. Now get to it!"

So with that riveting talk over they officially began the challenge.