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Subspace would glare at the clock above him, seemingly waiting for something to happen. He's tired of being seen as a twink and a whore all at once. Which usually doesn't end well with the person as they get tripmined or mauled by Biografts.
He had an idea. 
Meet up with somebody that never encountered him, that's right! Grabbing a teleporter - that he invented a few weeks ago - he would press a few buttons, grinning madly under his mask. He giggled as the device hummed. "I wonder who'll be the lucky person!"

Kavu would glare at the beaten robloxian. Spitting on their shoe as he made his way out of a warehouse. His job was done, and he had nothing better to do, or so he thought. Standing before him was a pink demon with a crystal above the man's head. Kavu grimaced at the monster as he had never seen such a creature before.

"Why hello!~" 
The demon spoke, bowing before the smaller one. The other male would proceed to whack the living SHIT out of the taller male, snickering as he did so.

"oWWW!!"
He screeched as his arm reached for his canister of crystals.

...

fuck.

He didn't bring it.

"Well, since you RUDELY interrupted me! My name is Subspace! Subspace Tripmi-"

"You mean that #### gear that I always see?"

Kavu abruptly said, blinking at the skinny male. Subspace would choke on his spit as he tried to speak; to Kavu's surprise, he would grab Subspace's mask and forcefully pull the demon to eye level. The demon's face flushed as Kavu inspected the other's rotting look. Subspace would mumble something before tugging his face away from the other. 

Clearing his throat, he would ask for the other's name in exchange. 

"Name's Kavu, cya later man.'"

Subspace would tilt his head to the side, only for that side to be slammed with something hard. The force of the object shattered his jawbone, making it impossible to speak. Kavu would stare the fallen man down, throwing his bat in the air as he caught it. The pink demon would struggle to converse with the smaller one, forcing his jaw to fix itself.

The metal bat crashed down onto the demon's head, hitting him continuously until he was nothing but a bloody mess.

Kavu snickered as he smeared the blood on his shirt. Looking at the teleporter that had been dropped moments before, he set the coordinates back to his universe with a grin. Leaning down to face the shaking demon, he would place a hand on the other's face as he ran his thumb to comfort the man. 
"Come visit again, Subspace... Maybe I'll treat ya' better than today."

Subspace woke up in bandages that had been done by a biograft. He was frustrated.

"HOW ON EARTH DID I GET BEAT UP BY A MAN SMALLER AND YOUNGER THAN ME?!!!"

kavu

okay goodnight

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since i updated kavu's design, i should probably like
redo this story and shit


uh

what the sig ma

oh no 

is that a tree

OH GOD N--- eivl vivin: haha i eivl mwhahaha

anyways

bye bye sigmas