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"What do you mean I've gone viral?"
It's eight in the fucking morning, Rhea still has three assignments left that are due tomorrow, and it's too fucking early for this.
"That you've gone viral," Annabeth says, having burst into her apartment with only one assignment ( lucky ) and a shitload of bad news, "From Rachel's video."
Rhea whines and bangs her head against the kitchen table. Annabeth pats her head.
"There, there. It's not all bad," Rhea growls and her best friend hurries to continue, "Rachel's campaign has more reach than ever before. If we manage to get you an account-"
"Absolutely not!"
"-As I was saying, if we manage to get you an account, and have you collab with Rachel, the reach would be extremely high."
Rhea's willpower is slowly crumbling and Annie knows this. In fact, she bets Annie is using this to get her to agree by just continuously extolling the virtues of this grand idea.
"...Not only that, but-"
"Fine!"
"What?" And then Wise Girl has the audacity to look politely confused. It's so obviously an act.
"I'll do it!"
Annabeth smiles victoriously. A few weeks later, Rhea decides that this was a good idea after all – not that she would say it to Annie's face.
[ photo of Rhea and Jason at a cafe, with lots of papers scattered all over their table and two cups of coffee on the side]
bluecookiesjackson when you and your cousin are studying for the same soul-sucking degree. here's to hoping we get through this test intact @ amazinggrace .
apollotheawesome as wonderful as ever, rhea. relax, you'll do great!
tritonofatlantis Stop flirting with my little sister, you scoundrel. Good luck, seashell!
bluecookiesjackson he's supposed to flirt with me, i'm dating him. anyway, thanks!
empireofgeese is there some sort of 'extremely good looking' gene in this family?
RED absolutely. i can prove it.
empireofgeese OH MY GOD RACHEL DARE REPLIED TO ME ASDFGHJKL
[ photos of Rhea, Jason, Thalia, Nico & Hazel, all dressed in black, in various poses. ]
amazinggrace : let the cousin reunion commence! (yes, @ RED made us do the dress up and posing thing.)
savetheunicorns *proceeds to simp over all five cousins*
empireofgeese petition to make @ RED an instagram hero. she did us all a favor.
kaylatheknowles go mom!
will_solace for shame, kayla. no cheering for your brother-in-law?
kaylatheknowles sorry! go mom and nico! and hazel!
anythingfrank hazel looks beautiful.
hazel thank you, Frank.
[ photo of Triton, Kymopoleia, Rhode, and Rhea, all dressed in Ancient Greek attire. Kym is sticking her tongue out at the camera, Rhode is playing with her hair and staring into the distance, Triton is giving the perfect standing still pose, and Rhea is throwing her head back and laughing. ]
tritonofatlantis in which your father has managed to drag all four of you to a vacation. he is currently regretting it.
apollotheawesome dying rn. can i join
tritonofatlantis no
bluecookiesjackson i'll see you soon, dw
wafflesforlife is anyone in this picture single?
ladyofrhodes triton
stormqueenkym triton
bluecookiesjackson triton
tritonofatlantis i hate you all
amphitrite is THAT where you all are? dinner will be ready in half an hour, if anyone is late, i'm not liable for what i will do.
bluecookiesjackson yes mom
stormqueenkym yes mom
ladyofrhodes yes mom
tritonofatlantis yes mom
fisherman yes dear
RED such unimaginable power. please teach me your ways
amphitrite of course, dear
[ photo of Rhea, Annabeth and Grover together, in casuals. ]
bluecookiesjackson the og gang reunites.
sallyjackson i hope everything went well? no detours?
underthewoods of course not, mrs jackson
chxse not at all
bluecookiesjackson everything is great!
sallyjackson what. did. you. do.
bluecookiesjackson tell you later. promise.
RED wait. is this from that conference thing? where you, yk…
chxse {sigh} yes.
bluecookiesjackson punching bigots is fun
underthewoods maybe next time, insult them first. no need to resort to violence immediately
bluecookiesjackson no.
RED at least we tried
empireofgeese why do the three of you look familiar together?
savetheunicorns they got kidnapped a few years ago, remember? buzzfeed unsolved and everything.
wafflesforlife are you telling me @ bluecookiesjackson is the same person who stole the kidnapper's gun and proceeded to have a shootout on the beach and won?
empireofgeese marry me @ bluecookiesjackson
apollotheawesome while rhea is the personification of everything lovely and badass, and i do not blame you, she's already spoken for. be warned, i am absolutely willing to fight anyone.
savetheunicorns why can't i get someone like this
[ photo of Sally, Estelle, and Rhea, all dressed in heavy Indian traditional wear. ]
sallyjackson going to celebrate with both my babies. the day could not get any better
bluecookiesjackson love you, mom!
pipagirl omg estelle looks so cute
chxse right!
amazinggrace cutest toddler ever
apollotheawesome estelle supremacy
bluecookiesjackson dam right
angelofdeath you all look great. where to?
sallyjackson yearly navratri celebration
bluecookiesjackson i am about to dance so hard my feet will bleed
apollotheawesome please take care of yourself
apollotheawesome @ bluecookiesjackson words cannot describe how radiant you look. you were made to wear ivory and gold.
bluecookiesjackson thank you
apollotheawesome i should buy you more of that, actually
bluecookiesjackson apollo no
apollotheawesome apollo yes
apollotheawesome you look marvellous, sally
sallyjackson thank you
[ Candid photo of Apollo and Rhea facing each other on the Camp beach. Rhea is smiling and holding a flower to her cheek, while Apollo gazes on adoringly. ]
RED my otp strikes again.
angelofdeath you are so sweet it's disgusting
bluecookiesjackson pfft you love me
will_solace apologise to our mother nico
angelofdeath fuck you
bluecookiesjackson not in public son
angelofdeath ugh
austin.of.the.lakes parents!!! it's going great!
kaylatheknowles the couple that slays together stays together
sallyjackson this is so adorable <3
pipagirl and she said she didn't know how to do feelings
amazinggrace such a lie
chxse right
extree_thalia to be fair she had to do it for the aesthetic
exdictator_reyna you gotta respect the aesthetic
redblueyellowgreen put them in a movie
wafflesforlife so pretty i'll die
stormqueenkym my sister looks obviously superior here.
apollotheawesome i second this
[ Another candid picture, where Apollo and Rhea have just finished a swordfighting match. Rhea has won, and has a blade pressed to Apollo's throat. Apollo is, once again, gazing adoringly. ]
apollotheawesome throwback to when i fell madly, deeply, ardently in love with my swordfighting instructor. happy four year anniversary!!!
bluecookiesjackson aww thank you agapi mou
apollotheawesome anything for you
apollotheawesome also check your kitchen table
bluecookiesjackson apollo…
apollotheawesome just trust me
savetheunicorns i need to ask this. are you two ACTUALLY a romcom?
austin.of.the.lakes it was like watching a romcom in real time
kaylatheknowles filled with secondhand embarrassment too
apollotheawesome hey!
will_solace she's not wrong
angelofdeath imagine saying "please by my knight in shining armour" to you crush's face
apollotheawesome how do you KNOW about that?
kaylatheknowles everyone knows about that.
stormqueenkym YES! GO RHEA!
ladyofrhodes the favouritism runs deep in this one
stormqueenkym excuse you we bonded on a soul deep level
ladyofrhodes when. where.
tritonofatlantis over what.
stormqueenkym at the bottom of the mediterranean sea, when she was seventeen or something, over bad life decisions and our shared need for violence
ladyofrhodes valid.
fastandflying apollo, you mean throwback to when you literally went to learn swordfighting for closer proximity to your crush and then didn't shut up about her to us ever
savetheunicorns it gets better
empireofgeese i want what they have
[ Various pictures of the Seven, Thalia, Nico, Will, Grover, and Reyna ]
chxse i am friends with idiots *shakes head*
sallyjackson rhea, sweetheart, why do you have ten marshmallows in your mouth?
exdictator_reyna it was a dumb contest
bluecookiesjackson it was a matter of pride, mom
savetheunicorns i propose a series: keeping up with these people
janesmithsgun instant success
wafflesforlife nine p.m., every day
plumbing.baby i would watch it regularly
extree_thalia okay but can we all agree that annabeth cheated
bluecookiesjackson absolutely
chxse please. stop being sore losers.
amazinggrace you can't be that good at monopoly
anything.frank it's unnatural
chxse well then who ruined scrabble huh
pipagirl all of us? we're dyslexic????
will_solace it was inevitable
chxse that's not an excuse
anything.frank i'd like to point out that i'm only lactose intolerant.
hazel oh, frank.
exdictator_reyna i am never going to forgive you @ bluecookiesjackson
bluecookiesjackson i can live with that, but i also didn't do shit
underthewoods what happened here?
exdictator_reyna and we're just going to ignore the fact that i will never be able to unsee it and might need to bleach my brain?
bluecookiesjackson you should have knocked, honey
underthewoods nevermind
[ Begins with a candid picture of Rhea and Jason walking down the steps of a building that seems to be New Rome University in all black three-piece suits, with sunglasses. After that, there are pictures of both of them in different ridiculous poses – in one of them, they are showing off a law degree. ]
bluecookiesjackson guess who finally graduated!
amazinggrace and we both managed to stay sane throughout!
bluecookiesjackson it took a lot of coffee tho
amazinggrace all hail the power of strong as fuck coffee
apollotheawesome congratulations darling!
bluecookiesjackson thanks
pipagirl we know how jason will be but can we take a moment to appreciate what a gem rhea will be in court
chxse your honour, i would propose letting the defendant's face meet my fist
angelofdeath your honour, you look like you haven't slept in weeks. that really can't be conducive to a good judgement.
kaylatheknowles your honour, i have places to be, can we skip this running in circles thing?
exdictator_reyna your honour, look at this bitch. he is so clearly guilty. why are we doing this again?
extree_thalia your honour, if the prosecution says that again, i am not liable for my actionsb
will_solace your honour, if you say 'order' one more time, i will walk out.
amazinggrace i will confirm that she has said all this during mock cases for classes.
bluecookiesjackson you all know me so well.
sallyjackson i am so proud of you, baby!
bluecookiesjackson love you!
hazel congrats! also. is that… is that the two of you, hanging upside down from a seven-story building?
amazinggrace …we were celebrating.
apollotheawesome little brother, aimee is going to be very jealous that you are sitting on rhea's shoulders.
austin.of.the.lakes i might just show that picture to her
amazinggrace dude
bluecookiesjackson someone mentioned aimee? is she okay?
kaylatheknowles she misses you.
will_solace we all do
bluecookiesjackson i'll be there soon, promise
wafflesforlife this goes from super action filled spy movie to comedy in a matter of two pictures.
empireofgeese keeping up with these people, episode i don't know
savetheunicorns twenty-seven. it's episode twenty-seven.
janesmithsgun i won't even ask.