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Summary:

Titan Cameraman, Titan Speakerman, And Titan TV Man share a room.

I know there is no way this is possible but I need an excuse to write smth so here we go

 

Edit from a year later: should I keep writing this or nah…

Notes:

Note: I somewhat not regret writing this. Ish.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Titan Cameraman POV:

The silver titan was laying comfortably in bed when he heard a rather loud yell from Titan Speakerman from the kitchen area.
He rubbed his blue lenses tiredly and dragged himself out of bed to go see what had happened this time. Open entering the kitchen, He noticed two things, One: Titan TV Man frantically dodging a flying cast-iron skillet, Two: Titan Speakerman wielding a second skillet while stomping out a fire.

Titan Speakerman: "Vee! How the actual fuck did you set CORNFLAKES on fire?!" His speakers trilled loudly, Indicating he was pissed off at the larger titan for what would probably not be the last time today. Titan TV Man peeked around the corner and narrowly missed being hit by the second skillet. "Oi! Watch the screen man!" After making sure the smaller titan had no more weaponry on hand he moved back into the kitchen area, Regarding a smoldering bowl of cornflakes on the floor with a "0_0" emoticon. "Wow. That is a mess." Titan Speakerman facepalmed with an "Augggh" sound. Titan Cameraman sauntered into the kitchen and stood by Titan TV Man. "One hour. I leave for one hour to go rest and this is what happens?" He shakes his head. "I'm surprised you two didn't burn the entire building down." Titan Speakerman grabbed a broom and threw it at Titan TV Man. "Start cleaning, Samsung-Face." Titan TV Man grabbed the broom, Muttering about the worthless Bluetooth-headed annoyances that were the Speakermen faction. Titan Speakerman gave him the bird and headed into the living room area to go pick up. Titan Cameraman shook his head at the both of them and promptly made a beeline for the coffee maker. He poured a cup of coffee and headed to the fridge to get some milk. Open reaching the fridge he reached to open it, Right before he heard Titan TV Man yell "Don't open that!" Alas, It was too late. Several cartons, bowls, and other food items fell out. Titan Cameraman regarded the mess with a deadpan look. "Let me guess. Vee was in charge of organizing the fridge?" Titan TV Man protested indignantly "Hey! Where else was I supposed to put all that stuff? In the cabinets?" He paused mid-sentence "Oooh. I was, Wasn't I?" Titan Speakerman strutted through the kitchen, Loudly playing the Titanic theme. Titan TV Man gave him the bird and started helping Titan Cameraman clean up the mess. Titan Cameraman called after the retreating speaker titan "You are helping clean this up buster!"
Titan Speakerman had already made himself scarce though. Titan Cameraman sighed and helped Titan TV Man finish cleaning up the mess. "What am I going to do with you two?"