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One day you got home from a very long and hard day of work to see your beautiful boyfriend on the couch you smooched him on the cheek. “Hey wonderful piss boyfriend I missed you.”
He looked at you and smiled “Hi babe, how was your day?” You sighed tiredly before plopping on the couch next to him “It was…. It was ok.” You leaned into piss man’s warm form on the couch letting all the days stress leave your body.
Eventually you both fell asleep together cutely, piss man forgot that he left the dinner he was cooking on the stove the pot set one fire and you both burned alive very pissfully in eachothers arms.
The firefighters busted in to check for survivors but alas… Only the scent of piss was left in the air, one last reminder of the love you two shared.
The End.